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Brigit Astar
11-13-2008, 07:16 PM
"You slimy little prick--your daddy was nothing but a goddamn rumrunner" - Jimmy Hoffa to Robert Kennedy

bigizzy
11-14-2008, 01:44 AM
A word to the wise aint necessary-its the stupid ones that need the advice!-Bill Cosby

jaguar
11-14-2008, 07:26 AM
Are these mine? Revenge of the Nerds

Brigit Astar
11-14-2008, 04:49 PM
"I'm a victim of circumstance" - Curly of The Three Stooges

bigizzy
11-14-2008, 05:17 PM
Did I do that?-Steven Q. Earkel from Family Matters

jaguar
11-15-2008, 02:00 AM
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

bigizzy
11-15-2008, 02:22 AM
It's taken me all my life to learn what not to play.-John "Dizzy" Gillespie

jaguar
11-15-2008, 04:06 AM
You can take this job and shove it.

bigizzy
11-15-2008, 04:39 AM
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue".- Johnny Cash, lyrics by Shel Silverstein

Brigit Astar
11-15-2008, 07:37 PM
"Herrreee'sss Johnny" - Ed McMahon and Jack Nicholson

jaguar
11-15-2008, 09:08 PM
In god we trust, all others must pay cash - various retail outlets!

bigizzy
11-15-2008, 10:01 PM
suffering sucatash! -sylvester

jaguar
11-15-2008, 10:04 PM
It's not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick that makes all the difference.-Murphy

bigizzy
11-15-2008, 10:09 PM
th...tha..thathathathatha....thatha....thathat's all folks!-Porky the Pig

jaguar
11-15-2008, 11:21 PM
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train!-Murphy

bigizzy
11-16-2008, 01:52 AM
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.-Robert Bloch

jaguar
11-16-2008, 04:42 AM
The truth is out there - X-Files

bigizzy
11-16-2008, 04:59 AM
I want to ride my bicycle-Queen

jaguar
11-16-2008, 05:23 AM
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me-Queen

Brigit Astar
11-16-2008, 07:41 PM
"Winning isn't everything--it's the only thing" - Vince Lombardi

bigizzy
11-16-2008, 07:41 PM
I have a dream today!-Martin Luther King Jr.

jaguar
11-17-2008, 04:42 AM
“What men call gallantry, and gods adultery, Is much more common where the climate's sultry.” Lord Byron.

bigizzy
11-17-2008, 06:15 AM
I did not have sex with that woman. -Bill Clinton

jaguar
11-17-2008, 06:43 AM
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful - Mae West

bigizzy
11-17-2008, 01:52 PM
Cooooooooooookiiiee Crisp-that dog from the Cookie Crisp cereal commercials

jaguar
11-17-2008, 05:39 PM
“A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason.” - J. P. Morgan

Brigit Astar
11-17-2008, 06:06 PM
"History is bunk" - Henry Ford

bigizzy
11-17-2008, 08:22 PM
Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good.-Soren Kierkegaard

Brigit Astar
11-18-2008, 01:00 AM
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind" - Neil Armstrong

bigizzy
11-18-2008, 04:43 AM
But although all our knowledge begins with experience, it does not follow that all our knowledge arises from experience.-Immanuel Kant

jaguar
11-18-2008, 07:10 AM
“Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.” - Will Rogers

bigizzy
11-18-2008, 03:54 PM
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effects of alphabet soup?-Jerry Seinfeld

Brigit Astar
11-18-2008, 07:16 PM
"Any man who hates dogs and kids can't be all bad." - W.C. Fields

bigizzy
11-19-2008, 03:04 AM
See, the problem is that God gave men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.-Robin Williams

jaguar
11-19-2008, 07:22 AM
Fuck tha police! N.W.A.

bigizzy
11-19-2008, 05:38 PM
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.-Steve Martin

Brigit Astar
11-20-2008, 12:29 AM
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate" - Strother Martin in Cool Hand Luke

bigizzy
11-20-2008, 01:21 AM
SSSSMMMOOOKIIIINNNNNNNNN'-Stanley Ipkiss as The Mask

jaguar
11-20-2008, 05:55 AM
“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” - Aristotle

Brigit Astar
11-20-2008, 01:29 PM
"It ain't over till it's over" - Yogi Berra

bigizzy
11-20-2008, 07:12 PM
I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.-Billy Crystal

Brigit Astar
11-20-2008, 11:27 PM
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" - The Godfather

bigizzy
11-21-2008, 12:41 AM
to be or not to be, that is the question-Hamlet-Shakespeare

Firemed80
11-21-2008, 01:03 AM
Gas, Grass, or Ass. Nobody rides for free.

Firemed80
11-21-2008, 01:03 AM
You go, We go......... Backdraft

jaguar
11-21-2008, 03:27 AM
I think more people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

bigizzy
11-21-2008, 02:41 PM
there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

jaguar
11-21-2008, 03:19 PM
Guns don't kill people, people kill people.

Brigit Astar
11-21-2008, 06:24 PM
"Wellll doggies" - Jed Clampett

bigizzy
11-21-2008, 07:22 PM
If you don't understand your limitations you won't achieve much in your life.-Kevin Costner

jaguar
11-21-2008, 09:04 PM
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

bigizzy
11-21-2008, 09:58 PM
Ah, yes, divorce....from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.-Robin Williams

jaguar
11-21-2008, 10:43 PM
To love is to admire with the heart; to admire is to love with the mind. - Theophile Gautier

Brigit Astar
11-21-2008, 11:13 PM
"Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled" - Harlan Ellison

jaguar
11-21-2008, 11:32 PM
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact - Marlene Deitrich

bigizzy
11-22-2008, 12:07 AM
Either you're the one erasing, or you're the one being erased. Jim Carrey

bigizzy
11-22-2008, 12:08 AM
Either the one erasing or you're the one being erased.-Jim Carrey

Brigit Astar
11-22-2008, 01:29 AM
"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven" - Lucifer

bigizzy
11-22-2008, 03:33 AM
A perfection of means, and confusion of aims, seems to be our main problem.-Albert Einstein

jaguar
11-22-2008, 06:56 AM
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes. - Jackie Onassis

Brigit Astar
11-22-2008, 07:08 PM
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it" - Yogi Berra

jaguar
11-22-2008, 08:04 PM
Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven. - Mark Twain

Missmelz
11-22-2008, 09:48 PM
A friend is one before whom I may think aloud. - George Herbert

Brigit Astar
11-22-2008, 10:54 PM
"I'll believe it when I believe it" - Yogi Berra

jaguar
11-22-2008, 10:55 PM
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all - Rodney Dangerfield

Missmelz
11-22-2008, 10:59 PM
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. ~ G. Weilacher

jaguar
11-23-2008, 12:40 AM
Whoever named necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Brigit Astar
11-23-2008, 06:19 PM
"I am not a crook" - Richard Nixon

jaguar
11-24-2008, 05:46 AM
The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become - Charles Dubois

Missmelz
11-24-2008, 09:52 AM
A friend isn't someone who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.

Unknown

jaguar
11-24-2008, 05:34 PM
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car, but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad. - F. D. Roosevelt

Brigit Astar
11-24-2008, 06:21 PM
"definition of a cynic: one who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing" - Oscar Wilde

bigizzy
11-24-2008, 06:43 PM
A house divided against itself cannot stand.-Abraham Lincoln

Brigit Astar
11-24-2008, 08:30 PM
"Be sure you're right, then go ahead" - Davy Crockett

bigizzy
11-25-2008, 02:59 AM
Transcendance constitutes selfhood.-Martin Heidegger

jaguar
11-25-2008, 04:25 AM
ACADEME, n. An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught./ ACADEMY, n. [from ACADEME] A modern school where football is taught. - Ambrose Bierce.

emilyleanne
11-25-2008, 05:55 AM
aim low reach your goals and avoid disappointme

jaguar
11-25-2008, 06:21 AM
The sin ye do by two and two ye must pay for one by one. - Rudyard Kipling

emilyleanne
11-25-2008, 06:24 AM
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts

jaguar
11-25-2008, 06:27 AM
Actually, the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train!

emilyleanne
11-25-2008, 06:35 AM
opps missed my train then lol

emilyleanne
11-25-2008, 06:37 AM
if ignorance is bliss why arent people happy

Brigit Astar
11-25-2008, 01:01 PM
"Thank you very much" - Elvis Presley

Brigit Astar
11-25-2008, 11:36 PM
"How sweet it is!" - Jackie Gleason

Brigit Astar
11-25-2008, 11:39 PM
How sweet it is!" - Jackie Gleason

jaguar
11-26-2008, 01:55 PM
Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall. - Shakespeare

Brigit Astar
11-26-2008, 07:35 PM
"Here I come to save the day!" - Mighty Mouse

Brigit Astar
11-27-2008, 12:17 AM
"There's no need to fear--Underdog is here" - Underdog

jaguar
11-27-2008, 05:21 AM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Superman!

emilyleanne
11-27-2008, 06:45 AM
its coffee time
by me lol

Brigit Astar
11-27-2008, 01:25 PM
"I'll drink to that" - Lee Marvin in Cat Ballou

Brigit Astar
11-27-2008, 04:26 PM
"Here's looking at you kid" - Bogart to Bergman in Casablanca

jaguar
11-27-2008, 05:22 PM
Pleasure's a sin, and sometimes sin's a pleasure. - Lord Byron

Brigit Astar
11-27-2008, 06:57 PM
"Vice is nice but incest is best" - supposedly Byron said that

jaguar
11-28-2008, 05:27 AM
Yeah, wouldn't surprise me!

“The soldiers fight, and the kings are heroes." - Proverb

jaguar
11-28-2008, 05:28 AM
“There is many a boy here today who looks on war as all glory, but boys, it is all hell." - William Sherman.

Brigit Astar
11-28-2008, 12:55 PM
It is good that war is so terrible or we should grow too fond of it - Robert E. Lee

jaguar
11-28-2008, 01:29 PM
Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and Romans, and must be that of every free state. - Thomas Jefferson

jaguar
11-28-2008, 05:18 PM
I love you all, but you're all fucking mad! - Ozzy Osbourne, The Osbournes

Brigit Astar
11-28-2008, 06:49 PM
"You slimy little prick--your daddy was nothing but a goddamn rumrunner" - James Hoffa to Robert Kennedy

jaguar
11-29-2008, 04:29 AM
A good soldier, like a good horse, cannot be of a bad color - Oliver Wendell Holmes

emilyleanne
11-29-2008, 05:05 AM
speak the truth then leave immediately after
slovenian proverb

Brigit Astar
11-29-2008, 06:03 PM
"If you think I like being a hero you're crazy" - Gary Cooper to Grace Kelly in High Noon

Sonaria
11-29-2008, 07:18 PM
The roots will heal in time... as will the entire world. The sacrifices have been made. Just as the orcs, humans, and night elves discarded their old hatreds and stood united against a common foe, so did Nature herself rise up to banish the Shadow... forever. As for me, I came back to ensure that there would be a future, to teach the world that it no longer needed Guardians. The hope for future generations has always resided in mortal hands. And now that my task is done, I will take my place... amongst the legends of the past.

A cookie for the one who recognises it :D

jaguar
11-29-2008, 07:53 PM
Lord of the rings. I'll take that cookie now. lol

“I gave my life for freedom - This I know; For those who bade me fight had told me so." - William Norman Ewer

hornyfamilyslut
11-29-2008, 11:33 PM
Some of my faves ..

One day we must come to see that peace is not merely a distant goal we seek, but that it is a means by which we arrive at that goal. We must pursue peaceful ends through peaceful means ~Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart... Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens. ~ Carl Jung

And 2 from Mark Twain ..

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth.

jaguar
11-30-2008, 12:54 AM
What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

emilyleanne
11-30-2008, 06:22 AM
Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
Richard Bach

jaguar
11-30-2008, 06:39 AM
Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top. - Edward Paul Abbey

Brigit Astar
11-30-2008, 01:16 PM
If God did not exist it would be necessary to create him - Voltaire

jaguar
12-01-2008, 06:06 AM
Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow. - Arthur Stringer

emilyleanne
12-01-2008, 06:53 AM
To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.
Emily Dickinson

jaguar
12-01-2008, 07:01 AM
Silence may be as variously shaded as speech - Edith whareton

emilyleanne
12-01-2008, 07:07 AM
Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
Muhammad Ali

jaguar
12-01-2008, 05:28 PM
Say what you have to say, not what you ought. - Henry David Thoreau

Brigit Astar
12-01-2008, 05:55 PM
"Well excuuussse me!" - Steve Martin

bigizzy
12-01-2008, 07:38 PM
I always start writing with a piece of paper and a dirty mind.-Patrick Dennis

Brigit Astar
12-01-2008, 09:41 PM
"If I'd known you were coming I'd washed my hair" - Bette Davis

bigizzy
12-01-2008, 09:57 PM
A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.-George Orwell

Brigit Astar
12-01-2008, 11:30 PM
"The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated" - Mark Twain

jaguar
12-02-2008, 05:35 AM
What is not yet done is only what we have not yet attempted to do - Charles Alexis Henri Clérel de Tocqueville

emilyleanne
12-02-2008, 06:22 AM
His ignorance is encyclopedic"
- Abba Eban

jaguar
12-02-2008, 06:35 AM
To wish well is part of becoming well. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

emilyleanne
12-02-2008, 06:36 AM
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein

jaguar
12-02-2008, 06:39 AM
An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise. - Victor Hugo

emilyleanne
12-02-2008, 06:46 AM
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems."
- Rene Descartes

jaguar
12-02-2008, 06:49 AM
The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

emilyleanne
12-02-2008, 06:54 AM
"I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves."
- Ludwig Wittgenstein

jaguar
12-02-2008, 06:59 AM
Sounds like he was talking about religion lol!

It is better to be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. - Benjamin Franklin

emilyleanne
12-02-2008, 07:04 AM
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
- Sharon Stone

Missmelz
12-02-2008, 09:07 AM
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages. - Terry Pratchett

Brigit Astar
12-02-2008, 01:00 PM
"I feel your pain" - Bill Clinton

jaguar
12-02-2008, 04:24 PM
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers

Missmelz
12-03-2008, 08:30 AM
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

jaguar
12-03-2008, 05:16 PM
Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind; the thief doth fear each bush an officer. - Shakespeare

Missmelz
12-04-2008, 05:37 AM
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

jaguar
12-04-2008, 06:47 AM
Must agree, Missmelz!

Preparation for war is a constant stimulus to suspicion and ill will. - James Monroe

Missmelz
12-04-2008, 10:49 AM
following on from my last one...

Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.

Missmelz
12-04-2008, 10:50 AM
following on from my last one...

Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.

Brigit Astar
12-04-2008, 02:30 PM
"I'm a victim of circumstance" - Curly of The Three Stooges

jaguar
12-04-2008, 05:10 PM
Ability is a poor man's wealth. - Sir Christopher Wren

Brigit Astar
12-04-2008, 10:36 PM
"What a revoltin' development this is!" - Jimmy Durante

bigizzy
12-04-2008, 11:02 PM
A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles.-Wesley Ruggles

Brigit Astar
12-04-2008, 11:43 PM
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate" - Strother Martin

bigizzy
12-05-2008, 12:20 AM
Sex-the poor mans polo-Clifford Odets

pwrfl1
12-05-2008, 11:51 AM
If you are what you eat, I'm fast, cheap, & easy.

pwrfl1
12-05-2008, 11:52 AM
The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

pwrfl1
12-05-2008, 11:53 AM
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

pwrfl1
12-05-2008, 11:54 AM
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

pwrfl1
12-05-2008, 12:55 PM
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Brigit Astar
12-05-2008, 01:32 PM
"Remind me to murder you later" - Moe to Curly of The Three Stooges

Missmelz
12-06-2008, 09:56 AM
There are two things for which animals are to be envied: they know nothing of future evils, or of what people say about them. -- Voltaire

Brigit Astar
12-06-2008, 01:38 PM
"We have met the enemy and they is us" - Pogo

jaguar
12-06-2008, 07:07 PM
Big acreage, big heart. Small acreage, small heart. - Old farmer's saying.

Missmelz
12-06-2008, 08:35 PM
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. - Socrates

jaguar
12-06-2008, 11:09 PM
Do what you can — with what you have — where you are. T. D. Roosevelt

Brigit Astar
12-07-2008, 12:28 AM
There's a sucker born every minute - P.T. Barnum

Missmelz
12-07-2008, 04:59 AM
What if "the hokey pokey" is REALLY what it's all about? - Curtis Spencer

jaguar
12-07-2008, 07:30 AM
Ability is of little account without opportunity - Napoleon Bonaparte

Brigit Astar
12-07-2008, 06:03 PM
War is hell - Sherman

jaguar
12-08-2008, 07:04 AM
Don't drink and drive. But drink only! - Pub sign

emilyleanne
12-08-2008, 07:06 AM
You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.
Albert Camus

jaguar
12-08-2008, 07:08 AM
Success is that old ABC — Ability, Breaks, and Courage! - Charles Luckman

emilyleanne
12-08-2008, 07:11 AM
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
Yogi Berra

jaguar
12-08-2008, 07:14 AM
To know how to hide one's ability is great skill. - François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld.

emilyleanne
12-08-2008, 07:17 AM
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
Socrates

jaguar
12-08-2008, 07:19 AM
Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - LBJ!

emilyleanne
12-08-2008, 07:28 AM
Patience is the companion of wisdom.
Saint Augustine

Missmelz
12-08-2008, 08:22 AM
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

jaguar
12-08-2008, 05:41 PM
The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world's problem. - Gandhi

Missmelz
12-08-2008, 06:45 PM
Mere longevity is a good thing for those who watch Life from the side lines. For those who play the game, an hour may be a year, a single day's work an achievement for eternity. - Gabriel Heatter

emilyleanne
12-09-2008, 06:56 AM
I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.
Robert Brault

jaguar
12-09-2008, 09:35 AM
Friends, like pets, are forever, not just Christmas. - Me

emilyleanne
12-09-2008, 09:49 AM
Friends, like pets, are forever, not just Christmas. - Me

lol good 1 and true

emilyleanne
12-09-2008, 09:51 AM
Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
Muhammad Ali

Brigit Astar
12-09-2008, 06:24 PM
I am not a crook - Richard Nixon

emilyleanne
12-10-2008, 06:21 AM
You can never plan the future by the past.
Edmund Burke

niteowluk2003
12-10-2008, 07:21 AM
Live each day as if it was your last!

and one day you will be right! Anon.

emilyleanne
12-10-2008, 07:30 AM
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
Erma Bombeck

jaguar
12-10-2008, 05:34 PM
Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

emilyleanne
12-11-2008, 06:02 AM
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
Terry Pratchett

jaguar
12-11-2008, 04:41 PM
Too true lol.

No person is your friend who demands your silence or denies your right to grow. - Alice Malsenior Walker

Brigit Astar
12-11-2008, 09:53 PM
It's deja vu all over again - Yogi Berra

emilyleanne
12-12-2008, 06:08 AM
When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better."
Mae West.

jaguar
12-12-2008, 08:10 AM
Defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies - Maréchal Villars

emilyleanne
12-12-2008, 08:29 AM
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx

jaguar
12-12-2008, 09:06 AM
Lol! I gotta remember that one!

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

emilyleanne
12-12-2008, 09:21 AM
Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.
William Penn

jaguar
12-12-2008, 09:35 AM
The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend - Henry David Thoreau

emilyleanne
12-12-2008, 10:10 AM
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
Arnold H. Glasow

jaguar
12-12-2008, 10:34 AM
I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy. Let's face it, friends make life a lot more fun. - Charles Swindoll

Brigit Astar
12-12-2008, 03:36 PM
"Kiss my ass" - Carol Lombard
"Stick it out" - Clark Gable

jaguar
12-12-2008, 10:14 PM
Hahaha! Good find, BA.

A real friend is someone who knows all your faults, but likes you anyway - Charles M. Schulz

emilyleanne
12-13-2008, 05:46 AM
like that 1 jag

In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.
Albert Schweitzer

Missmelz
12-13-2008, 09:49 AM
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.- Walter Winchell

Brigit Astar
12-13-2008, 01:25 PM
Winning isn't everything--it's the only thing - Vince Lombardi

jaguar
12-13-2008, 07:03 PM
My love is like a red, red rose and I'm feeling a little thorny! - Jim Carrey, The Mask

Missmelz
12-13-2008, 07:35 PM
It is not enough to conquer; one must know how to seduce - Voltaire

jaguar
12-13-2008, 08:29 PM
A friend should bear his friend's infirmities. - Shakespeare

Missmelz
12-13-2008, 09:44 PM
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. -Yul Brynner

jaguar
12-13-2008, 10:13 PM
Too true! Roflmao

Don't hit me, please!

Friendship with oneself is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world - Eleanor Roosevelt

Brigit Astar
12-13-2008, 11:38 PM
stupid is as stupid does - Forrest Gump

jaguar
12-14-2008, 12:28 AM
Thomas S. Monson - “He who gives money, gives much. He who gives time, gives more. He who gives himself, gives all."

Missmelz
12-14-2008, 12:50 AM
There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

jaguar
12-14-2008, 06:26 AM
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

Missmelz
12-14-2008, 08:58 AM
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids.

jaguar
12-14-2008, 09:31 AM
That's a beauty!

“It's so much more friendly with two." A. A. Milne

Brigit Astar
12-14-2008, 05:17 PM
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen - Harry Truman

jaguar
12-15-2008, 03:52 AM
Alice Duer Miller - “If it's painful for you to criticize your friends, you're safe in doing it; if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that's the time to hold your tongue.”

Missmelz
12-15-2008, 06:22 AM
I like that one... a few of us from work spent 2 days in a "communicating with professionalism and diplomacy" course last week.. that quote fits quite nicely with that.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. -Tallulah Bankhead

jaguar
12-15-2008, 06:42 AM
Again, too true!

I just need to meet these 'bad' girls! Lol

Katherine Mansfield - “I am treating you as my friend, asking you to share my present minuses in the hope that I can ask you to share my future pluses.”

Missmelz
12-15-2008, 06:45 AM
I'm sure you can find bad girls easily enough if you look..

I may have posted this one before.. it amuses me..

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. -Bob Rubin

jaguar
12-15-2008, 06:48 AM
Hahahahahahaha!

Shirley MacLaine - “The more I traveled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who should be friends.

Missmelz
12-15-2008, 07:34 AM
very true..

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. -Chauncey Mitchell Depew

jaguar
12-15-2008, 05:32 PM
Yeah!

Anne Morrow Lindbergh - “Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”

emilyleanne
12-16-2008, 07:02 AM
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.
Langston Hughes

jaguar
12-16-2008, 07:09 AM
Clive Staples (Jack) Lewis - “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: 'What! You, too? I thought I was the only one.'”

emilyleanne
12-16-2008, 07:22 AM
A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.
Leo Buscaglia

jaguar
12-16-2008, 07:24 AM
Thomas Jefferson - “Friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life.”

emilyleanne
12-16-2008, 07:29 AM
Society has always seemed to demand a little more from human beings than it will get in practice.
George Orwell

jaguar
12-16-2008, 07:31 AM
And that's most societies, from my research!

jaguar
12-16-2008, 07:32 AM
Elbert Hubbard - “Your friend is that man who knows all about you, and still likes you.”

emilyleanne
12-16-2008, 07:40 AM
But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life, and thanks to a benevolent arrangement the greater part of life is sunshine.
Thomas Jefferson

emilyleanne
12-16-2008, 12:42 PM
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Missmelz
12-16-2008, 12:53 PM
Some folks are wise and some are otherwise. - Tobias George Smolett

Brigit Astar
12-16-2008, 02:27 PM
"It is better to reign in hell than serve in heaven" - Lucifer

jaguar
12-16-2008, 03:47 PM
Katherine Butler Hathaway - “There is nothing better than the encouragement of a good friend.”

Missmelz
12-17-2008, 06:49 AM
The test of success is not what you do when you are on top. Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S. Patton

emilyleanne
12-17-2008, 06:58 AM
Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
Soren Kierkegaard

Brigit Astar
12-17-2008, 05:22 PM
"Go away kid, you bother me" - W.C. Fields

jaguar
12-17-2008, 05:28 PM
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe - “Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends lacked certain quirks.”

Missmelz
12-17-2008, 06:51 PM
Sanity may be madness but the maddest of all is to see life as it is and not as it should be. - Don Quixote

Brigit Astar
12-17-2008, 09:06 PM
"God does not play dice with the cosmos" - Einstein

jaguar
12-18-2008, 04:59 AM
Arnold H. Glasow - “A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down." This is not meant to be crude, either!

Missmelz
12-18-2008, 11:09 AM
Don't be troubled if the temptation to give advice is irresistable; the ability to ignore it is universal.

jaguar
12-18-2008, 05:08 PM
Mahatma Gandhi - “The good man is the friend of all living things.”

Brigit Astar
12-18-2008, 05:25 PM
"Turn on, tune in, drop out" - Timothy Leary

jaguar
12-18-2008, 05:26 PM
Thomas Fuller - “There is a scarcity of friendship, but not of friends.”

Missmelz
12-18-2008, 06:33 PM
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. - Burt Bacharach

Brigit Astar
12-18-2008, 07:01 PM
"I am the greatest" - Muhammed Ali

jaguar
12-19-2008, 05:07 AM
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee" - Muhammad Ali

Brigit Astar
12-19-2008, 03:25 PM
"The buck stops here" - Harry Truman

jaguar
12-19-2008, 03:55 PM
Henry Ford - “My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.”

Brigit Astar
12-20-2008, 06:47 PM
"History is bunk" - Henry Ford

jaguar
12-20-2008, 07:43 PM
Charles Robert Darwin - “A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth.”

jaguar
12-21-2008, 04:43 AM
Sir Winston Churchill - “Nothing is more costly, nothing is more sterile, than vengeance.”

Brigit Astar
12-21-2008, 05:27 PM
Living well is the best revenge - Frank Sinatra

jaguar
12-21-2008, 10:54 PM
Revenge is a dish that is best served cold.

Missmelz
12-24-2008, 09:35 PM
Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Brigit Astar
12-25-2008, 01:07 AM
"I feel your pain" - Bill Clinton