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Missmelz
12-25-2008, 09:50 AM
You cannot trust your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

jaguar
12-25-2008, 10:24 PM
Sir Winston Churchill - “Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.”

Brigit Astar
12-26-2008, 10:50 PM
"It's hard to be bitter when you're a millionaire" - Bob Dylan

mkirros
12-27-2008, 05:38 PM
"Twenty years of schoolin and they put you on the day shift." Bob Dylan, "Subterranean Homesick Blues"

Missmelz
12-27-2008, 09:02 PM
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old one leaves. -- Bill Vaughan

emilyleanne
01-06-2009, 10:54 AM
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
Josh Billings

niteowluk2003
01-06-2009, 12:20 PM
Keep your friends close but your enemies closer, Winston churchill....

emilyleanne
01-06-2009, 01:28 PM
Keep your friends close but your enemies closer, Winston churchill....

best keep om close then lol;ja

Brigit Astar
01-06-2009, 04:46 PM
Thank you very much - Elvis

Missmelz
01-06-2009, 09:43 PM
Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way you deal with it is what makes the difference. - Virginia Satir

Brigit Astar
01-06-2009, 10:26 PM
It ain't over till it's over - Yogi Berra

Missmelz
01-07-2009, 12:33 AM
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

jaguar
01-07-2009, 02:24 AM
Henry Ford - “My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.”

Missmelz
01-07-2009, 06:55 AM
Don't attempt to run from the past; it is always behind you.

jaguar
01-07-2009, 09:24 AM
Sir Winston Churchill - “Nothing is more costly, nothing is more sterile, than vengeance.”

niteowluk2003
01-07-2009, 02:55 PM
The good thing about old age, is there is very little peer pressure.....anon.

jaguar
01-07-2009, 03:01 PM
lol.....true

Aristotle - “The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.”

Brigit Astar
06-16-2009, 02:25 PM
What a revoltin' development this is! - Jimmy Durante

jaguar
06-17-2009, 09:09 AM
A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)

mrs babyisblue
06-19-2009, 06:06 PM
"I'm not crazy. I'm just colorful."

jaguar
06-21-2009, 12:53 AM
Craziness is in the eye of the beholder - Anonymous

Brigit Astar
07-14-2009, 02:06 PM
we have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo

jaguar
07-15-2009, 10:30 AM
Damn the English! - Napoleon.

Brigit Astar
07-19-2009, 09:18 AM
If I had my life to live over again I'd Kill myself at an early age - Unknown

jaguar
07-19-2009, 09:46 AM
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

E. Joseph Cossman

Brigit Astar
07-19-2009, 01:45 PM
If God did not exist it would be necessary to create him - Voltaire (I think)

jaguar
07-19-2009, 07:32 PM
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.

Doris Egan, House M.D.

mrs babyisblue
07-20-2009, 06:18 AM
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
George Carlin

jaguar
07-20-2009, 08:12 AM
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

George Burns

Brigit Astar
07-20-2009, 04:01 PM
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen - Harry Truman

jaguar
07-20-2009, 07:04 PM
If you can't handle the pace, get off the runway! - Anonymous

Brigit Astar
07-20-2009, 07:44 PM
We gave the world twelve years it will never forget - Joseph Goebbels

mrs babyisblue
07-21-2009, 08:10 AM
"If I know what love is, it is because of you." - Herman Hesse

jaguar
07-21-2009, 09:02 AM
You ask me why I do not write something....I think one's feelings waste themselves in words, they ought all to be distilled into actions and into actions which bring results.

Florence Nightingale (1820 - 1910)

mrs babyisblue
07-22-2009, 05:41 AM
The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.

Anonymous

jaguar
07-22-2009, 09:38 AM
Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

Mark Twain

Brigit Astar
07-25-2009, 03:25 PM
Whenever I feel the urge to exercise I lie down till it goes away - Mark Twain

jaguar
07-27-2009, 03:58 AM
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.

Maureen Murphy

wizardwriter
07-27-2009, 08:54 AM
argh, argh, argh, ARGH ARGH- frankenstien's monster (translation unknown, but rumored to be about pitchforks and fire)

Brigit Astar
07-27-2009, 04:05 PM
It's alive! It's alive! - Victor Frankenstein

jaguar
07-28-2009, 12:34 PM
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! - Blofeld

mrs babyisblue
07-29-2009, 06:26 AM
When the world says, "Give up,"
Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
~Author Unknown

jaguar
07-29-2009, 07:05 AM
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.

Oprah Winfrey

Brigit Astar
08-02-2009, 12:39 PM
one of my all-time favorite quotes: "I feel your pain" - Bill Clinton

jaguar
08-03-2009, 07:49 AM
François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld - “No accident so grave but that the clever man can turn it to some good; no luck so great but that the fool can twist it to his hurt.”

Brigit Astar
08-14-2009, 01:53 PM
the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated - Mark Twain

mrs babyisblue
08-15-2009, 05:37 AM
Your life is what your thoughts make it.
Marcus Aurelius

jaguar
08-15-2009, 06:56 PM
When life gives you lemons, make cordial! lol - Anonymous

mrs babyisblue
08-23-2009, 07:47 PM
Dont judge my journey till you`ve walked my path`

jaguar
08-25-2009, 09:00 AM
Fuck me dazed with a chainsaw! - yours truly

Brigit Astar
08-25-2009, 12:42 PM
Everybody talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it - Mark Twain

jaguar
08-28-2009, 08:49 PM
The wise man will love; all others will desire.

Afranius

Brigit Astar
08-29-2009, 10:32 PM
I came, I saw, I conquered - Julius Caesar

Brigit Astar
11-04-2009, 03:35 PM
"I did not have sex with that woman" - Bill Clinton

Rico
03-28-2010, 11:26 AM
"Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart." - Eleanor Roosevelt

mkirros
03-28-2010, 12:56 PM
Only a mediocre writer is always at his best - W. Somerset Maugham

Brigit Astar
04-17-2010, 07:47 PM
"When I die, I want my name to be erased from memory" De Sade

Brigit Astar
07-11-2010, 08:40 AM
We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo

Sexy Boy
09-14-2010, 12:31 AM
Do not underestimate the Power of Autism - Jiheishou Daigakusha's signature on an ASD forum site.

kkonglc2
02-03-2011, 08:18 PM
"shut up and suck"

Amasterfound
10-31-2012, 12:24 AM
There are lies, damned lies, and statistic

muhabba
11-01-2012, 11:17 AM
Angry woman to Winston Churchill: Sir, if you were my husband I'd poison your tea.
Winston Churchill to angry woman: And madame, if you were my wife I'd drink it.

niteowluk2003
11-01-2012, 02:57 PM
Live today as if it were your last and one day you will be right!

Brigit Astar
11-01-2012, 03:25 PM
The reports of my death have been greatly exagggerated - Mark Twain

niteowluk2003
11-01-2012, 07:53 PM
Either that wall paper goes or I do - Oscar Wilde on his death bed.

niteowluk2003
11-01-2012, 07:54 PM
Mr churchill you are drunk; says his housekeeper
Mrs Whitworth your ugly but in the morning I will be sober...... - Winston Churchill.

Brigit Astar
11-02-2012, 02:16 PM
hahaha--now that is funny

muhabba
11-02-2012, 04:29 PM
"We're surrounded. That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and killing them." Lt. Gen. "Chesty" Puller, Marine Corps.

Svenreindeer
05-22-2017, 10:16 PM
Norman Babcock: The more she turned away from people, the more scared they were of her. And they did something terrible! They became so scared that they took her away and they killed her!
Aggie: NO.
Norman Babcock: And even - and even though she was dead, something in her came back!
Aggie: STOP.
Norman Babcock: And this part of her, wouldn't go away even after three hundred years!
Aggie: SHUT UP.

Svenreindeer
05-22-2017, 10:19 PM
Victor Frankenstien: [to Sparky's lifeless body after resuscitation attempt] It's okay, boy. You don't have to come back. You'll always be in my heart.