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12-25-2008, 09:50 AM
You cannot trust your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

12-25-2008, 10:24 PM
Sir Winston Churchill - “Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.”

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12-26-2008, 10:50 PM
"It's hard to be bitter when you're a millionaire" - Bob Dylan

12-27-2008, 05:38 PM
"Twenty years of schoolin and they put you on the day shift." Bob Dylan, "Subterranean Homesick Blues"

12-27-2008, 09:02 PM
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old one leaves. -- Bill Vaughan

01-06-2009, 10:54 AM
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
Josh Billings

01-06-2009, 12:20 PM
Keep your friends close but your enemies closer, Winston churchill....

01-06-2009, 01:28 PM
Keep your friends close but your enemies closer, Winston churchill....

best keep om close then lol;ja

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01-06-2009, 04:46 PM
Thank you very much - Elvis

01-06-2009, 09:43 PM
Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way you deal with it is what makes the difference. - Virginia Satir

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01-06-2009, 10:26 PM
It ain't over till it's over - Yogi Berra

01-07-2009, 12:33 AM
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

01-07-2009, 02:24 AM
Henry Ford - “My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.”

01-07-2009, 06:55 AM
Don't attempt to run from the past; it is always behind you.

01-07-2009, 09:24 AM
Sir Winston Churchill - “Nothing is more costly, nothing is more sterile, than vengeance.”

01-07-2009, 02:55 PM
The good thing about old age, is there is very little peer pressure.....anon.

01-07-2009, 03:01 PM

Aristotle - “The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.”

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06-16-2009, 02:25 PM
What a revoltin' development this is! - Jimmy Durante

06-17-2009, 09:09 AM
A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)

mrs babyisblue
06-19-2009, 06:06 PM
"I'm not crazy. I'm just colorful."

06-21-2009, 12:53 AM
Craziness is in the eye of the beholder - Anonymous

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07-14-2009, 02:06 PM
we have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo

07-15-2009, 10:30 AM
Damn the English! - Napoleon.

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07-19-2009, 09:18 AM
If I had my life to live over again I'd Kill myself at an early age - Unknown

07-19-2009, 09:46 AM
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

E. Joseph Cossman

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07-19-2009, 01:45 PM
If God did not exist it would be necessary to create him - Voltaire (I think)

07-19-2009, 07:32 PM
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.

Doris Egan, House M.D.

mrs babyisblue
07-20-2009, 06:18 AM
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
George Carlin

07-20-2009, 08:12 AM
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

George Burns

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07-20-2009, 04:01 PM
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen - Harry Truman

07-20-2009, 07:04 PM
If you can't handle the pace, get off the runway! - Anonymous

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07-20-2009, 07:44 PM
We gave the world twelve years it will never forget - Joseph Goebbels

mrs babyisblue
07-21-2009, 08:10 AM
"If I know what love is, it is because of you." - Herman Hesse

07-21-2009, 09:02 AM
You ask me why I do not write something....I think one's feelings waste themselves in words, they ought all to be distilled into actions and into actions which bring results.

Florence Nightingale (1820 - 1910)

mrs babyisblue
07-22-2009, 05:41 AM
The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.


07-22-2009, 09:38 AM
Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

Mark Twain

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07-25-2009, 03:25 PM
Whenever I feel the urge to exercise I lie down till it goes away - Mark Twain

07-27-2009, 03:58 AM
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.

Maureen Murphy

07-27-2009, 08:54 AM
argh, argh, argh, ARGH ARGH- frankenstien's monster (translation unknown, but rumored to be about pitchforks and fire)

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07-27-2009, 04:05 PM
It's alive! It's alive! - Victor Frankenstein

07-28-2009, 12:34 PM
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! - Blofeld

mrs babyisblue
07-29-2009, 06:26 AM
When the world says, "Give up,"
Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
~Author Unknown

07-29-2009, 07:05 AM
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.

Oprah Winfrey

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08-02-2009, 12:39 PM
one of my all-time favorite quotes: "I feel your pain" - Bill Clinton

08-03-2009, 07:49 AM
François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld - “No accident so grave but that the clever man can turn it to some good; no luck so great but that the fool can twist it to his hurt.”

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08-14-2009, 01:53 PM
the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated - Mark Twain

mrs babyisblue
08-15-2009, 05:37 AM
Your life is what your thoughts make it.
Marcus Aurelius

08-15-2009, 06:56 PM
When life gives you lemons, make cordial! lol - Anonymous

mrs babyisblue
08-23-2009, 07:47 PM
Dont judge my journey till you`ve walked my path`

08-25-2009, 09:00 AM
Fuck me dazed with a chainsaw! - yours truly

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08-25-2009, 12:42 PM
Everybody talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it - Mark Twain

08-28-2009, 08:49 PM
The wise man will love; all others will desire.


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08-29-2009, 10:32 PM
I came, I saw, I conquered - Julius Caesar

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11-04-2009, 03:35 PM
"I did not have sex with that woman" - Bill Clinton

03-28-2010, 11:26 AM
"Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart." - Eleanor Roosevelt

03-28-2010, 12:56 PM
Only a mediocre writer is always at his best - W. Somerset Maugham

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04-17-2010, 07:47 PM
"When I die, I want my name to be erased from memory" De Sade

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07-11-2010, 08:40 AM
We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo

Sexy Boy
09-14-2010, 12:31 AM
Do not underestimate the Power of Autism - Jiheishou Daigakusha's signature on an ASD forum site.

02-03-2011, 08:18 PM
"shut up and suck"

10-31-2012, 12:24 AM
There are lies, damned lies, and statistic

11-01-2012, 11:17 AM
Angry woman to Winston Churchill: Sir, if you were my husband I'd poison your tea.
Winston Churchill to angry woman: And madame, if you were my wife I'd drink it.

11-01-2012, 02:57 PM
Live today as if it were your last and one day you will be right!

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11-01-2012, 03:25 PM
The reports of my death have been greatly exagggerated - Mark Twain

11-01-2012, 07:53 PM
Either that wall paper goes or I do - Oscar Wilde on his death bed.

11-01-2012, 07:54 PM
Mr churchill you are drunk; says his housekeeper
Mrs Whitworth your ugly but in the morning I will be sober...... - Winston Churchill.

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11-02-2012, 02:16 PM
hahaha--now that is funny

11-02-2012, 04:29 PM
"We're surrounded. That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and killing them." Lt. Gen. "Chesty" Puller, Marine Corps.