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Denish
10-21-2006, 05:06 AM
ok in this thread post ur fav quotes for all to see

Denish
10-21-2006, 05:08 AM
here i will start it off

"don't judge me if u don't know me"
tu pac

Denish
10-21-2006, 05:17 AM
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
Brendan Francis

Denish
10-21-2006, 05:21 AM
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."

Denish
10-21-2006, 05:38 AM
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"

Denish
10-21-2006, 05:46 AM
"Religion easily—has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man...living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money."

davesmistress
10-21-2006, 11:22 AM
Good thread Idea...Ill have to give it a bit of thought.....thanks

Denish
10-22-2006, 06:03 AM
!!!sex, Drugs, Rock-n-roll,
Weed, Speed, Bitch Control.
Lifes A Bitch Then U Die
So Say Fuck The World
And Lets Get High!!!

davesmistress
10-22-2006, 06:16 AM
Well I am a very boring person I guess...as I do not know of any quotes to put here...hahahaha

Thanks Baboy....have at it

davesmistress
10-22-2006, 04:22 PM
Ok I guess this could be one....saw it as a signature.....

If time is of the essence, what does it smell like?

Denish
10-27-2006, 04:04 PM
Man Made Beer
God Made Pot
Who R U Going To Trust

davesmistress
10-27-2006, 04:34 PM
Ok...well then I guess I could put....

The difference Between men and boys
is the price of their toys

Denish
10-28-2006, 02:23 AM
u can put on any ones that u find and like

Palatin
10-28-2006, 02:38 AM
One that is popular with my family, and is used on people that we have to associate with but don't happen to like.
Accredited to W.C.Fields. "Have a nice day," and the person walks away happy, not realising that the punchline is a muttered "You asshole."

davesmistress
10-28-2006, 02:54 AM
Hahahhaa thats a good one also...thanks Palatin....

Denish
10-28-2006, 05:04 PM
lol nice one
i like

Denish
11-06-2006, 04:08 AM
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. power hath decened forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. and we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be...

cactuscock
11-06-2006, 08:11 PM
i always say "YOU WILL HAVE THAT IN A SMALL TOWN WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE.."

OR if you are retired as i am ,when some one says DONT WORK TO HARD ..
i say, no problem there its an occupation allready had it dont need it no more..lol

davesmistress
11-06-2006, 09:58 PM
Hahaha the only quote I can think of is stupid stuff like.......stop and smell the roses....hahahahaha

tankers
11-07-2006, 04:14 AM
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. power hath decened forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. and we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be...

god i love that movie

Denish
11-07-2006, 07:44 PM
movie wat movie r u talking about

davesmistress
11-07-2006, 10:06 PM
movie wat movie r u talking about


Well evidently your last quote must have also been from a movie...thants why he said it....

tankers
11-07-2006, 10:47 PM
boondock saints

Denish
11-07-2006, 11:22 PM
thanks

Denish
11-25-2006, 03:09 AM
here i sit all broken hearted came to shit but only farted

tankers
11-25-2006, 04:35 AM
here one from a bar by my house. " no use standing on the seat the crabs in here can jump 50 feet''

davesmistress
11-25-2006, 05:48 AM
HAhhahahahahahahaha Oh my goodness...havnet heard any good Bar ones in a longggg time.....

Thanks tankers

Denish
07-31-2008, 04:48 AM
If you love someone put there name in a circle and not a heart. A heart can brake but a circle goes on forever.

jaguar
07-31-2008, 08:52 AM
Tom Arnold from True Lies: Women. Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.

Brigit Astar
08-13-2008, 05:54 PM
my favorite quote: from The Treasure of the Sierra Madras--"Badges...We don't need no stinkin badges."

solie24
08-13-2008, 08:59 PM
MY personal fav quote is
"When I Die Bury Me face Down So The World Can KIss My Ass"

uksimes
08-15-2008, 06:17 PM
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die"

The Princess Bride

jaguar
08-15-2008, 10:34 PM
"The only thing to fear is.....fear itself." Lyndon B. Johnson.

Brigit Astar
08-17-2008, 01:54 PM
one of the all-time great quotes: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

mkirros
08-17-2008, 02:00 PM
I want you to be crazy cause you're boring baby when you're straight.
I want you to be crazy cause you're stupid baby when you're sane.

From "Cheap and Cheerful" by The Kills

mkirros
08-17-2008, 02:01 PM
Jaguar, great quote, but I think that one was Franklin Roosevelt, not Lyndon Johnson.

Brigit Astar
08-17-2008, 10:54 PM
Right. It was FDR...Johnson never said anything memorable.

mkirros
08-18-2008, 01:01 AM
Don't get me started on LBJ. :)

Here's one from a tombstone - "I told them I was sick."

Brigit Astar
08-18-2008, 01:53 AM
here's one that is supposedly on W.C. Fields' tombstone: "All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."

mkirros
08-19-2008, 02:01 AM
Send lawyers, guns, and money, Dad, the shit has hit the fan.

"Lawyers, Guns, and Money" by Warren Zevon

Brigit Astar
08-19-2008, 12:06 PM
"I never had sex with that woman" by Slick Willie

mkirros
08-20-2008, 02:25 AM
"That is a rat turd, Henri, and you are closed."

Donal Sutherland, as a restaurant inspector in the second version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Libertine
08-20-2008, 02:48 AM
"I'd walk a million miles over broken glass just to wank in yer shadow"

The man I eventually married ;bf;

jaguar
08-20-2008, 08:58 AM
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes right to the bone.
Murphy.

Brigit Astar
08-20-2008, 01:20 PM
"That's bold talk from a one-eyed fat man." Bruce Dern to John Wayne in True Grit
"Fill your hand, you sonofabitch." John Wayne to Bruce Dern

jaguar
08-22-2008, 07:51 AM
" I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
Bill Clinton.

Brigit Astar
08-22-2008, 12:59 PM
"I am not a crook" Richard Nixon

mkirros
08-23-2008, 12:09 AM
"You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around any more."

Richard Nixon to the press after losing the CA Governor's election in 1962.

Brigit Astar
08-23-2008, 12:21 AM
"I feel your pain" Bill Clinton

Brigit Astar
08-23-2008, 05:02 PM
"The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated." Mark Twain

mkirros
08-24-2008, 11:56 AM
"Only the mediocre writer is always at his best."

W. Somerset Maugham

Brigit Astar
08-24-2008, 12:39 PM
hey, I like that...ole Somerset was a pretty astute fellow

"Definition of a cynic: one who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing." -- Oscar Wilde

Brigit Astar
08-25-2008, 02:26 PM
"It's alive! It's alive!" Frankenstein

jaguar
08-28-2008, 09:35 AM
" My love is like a red, red rose and I'm feeling a little thorny." Jim Carrey, The Mask.

Brigit Astar
08-28-2008, 02:14 PM
"I'll be back" The Terminator

themilkman2008
08-28-2008, 08:59 PM
My fav is "If you miss by an inch, it may as well have been by a mile."

Brigit Astar
08-28-2008, 11:42 PM
"We have met the enemy and he is us." Pogo

mkirros
08-29-2008, 04:11 AM
"I, at any rate, am convinced that He does not throw dice." Albert Einstein, referring to God in a letter discussing quantum mechanics.

Brigit Astar
08-29-2008, 08:42 PM
"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to create him." Voltaire (I think)

jaguar
08-30-2008, 04:06 AM
Hasta la vista, baby - Terminator 2

jaguar
08-30-2008, 04:07 AM
Beauty is only skinn deep, ugly goes right to the bone - Murphy

Brigit Astar
08-30-2008, 11:37 AM
"I'll make him am offer he can't refuse." The Godfather

jaguar
08-31-2008, 02:02 AM
Veni, Vidi, vici - Caesar ( I came. I saw, I conquered )

Brigit Astar
08-31-2008, 12:53 PM
"Here I come to save the day" Mighty Mouse

Father_Perv
08-31-2008, 02:21 PM
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - W.C. Fields

jaguar
08-31-2008, 05:33 PM
There's a sucker born every minute. - P.T. Barnum

Father_Perv
08-31-2008, 05:49 PM
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers

Brigit Astar
08-31-2008, 06:52 PM
"Any man who hates dogs and kids can't be all bad." W.C. Fields

niteowluk2003
08-31-2008, 07:13 PM
"Smile first thing in the morning, and get it over with" W C Fields

niteowluk2003
08-31-2008, 07:13 PM
"Either that wallpaper goes or I do!" Oscar Wilde on his death bed.

jaguar
08-31-2008, 09:56 PM
Screw you guys, I'm going home - Eric Cartman , South Park.

Brigit Astar
08-31-2008, 11:12 PM
"God is dead" Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead." God

jaguar
09-01-2008, 01:43 AM
A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth - Murphy

Brigit Astar
09-01-2008, 12:24 PM
"Ah, the children of the night...what music they make." Dracula

mkirros
09-01-2008, 04:52 PM
"Children of the night...Shut up!"

George Hamilton as Dracula in "Love At First Bite"

mkirros
09-01-2008, 04:53 PM
"I don't drink...wine. And I don't smoke...shit."

Again, George Hamilton as Dracula in "Love At First Bite."

mkirros
09-01-2008, 04:55 PM
"What about the night makes you change
From sweet, girl, to deranged?"

The Black Keys, 10 AM Automatic

Brigit Astar
09-01-2008, 05:13 PM
"Ah, the childen of the night...what a mess they make." Leslie Nielsen in "Dracula--Dead and Loving It."

mkirros
09-01-2008, 06:55 PM
"I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?"

Joe Pesci in Goodfellas

Brigit Astar
09-01-2008, 11:28 PM
"You looking at me?" Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver.

mkirros
09-01-2008, 11:44 PM
"I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"

Claude Raines, as Captain Renault, in Casablanca, as he is handed his winnings from a large bet.

Brigit Astar
09-02-2008, 01:10 AM
"I stick my neck out for nobody." Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca

Father_Perv
09-02-2008, 01:30 AM
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. - Yogi Berra

jaguar
09-02-2008, 07:57 AM
Smarter than the average bear-Yogi Bear

Brigit Astar
09-02-2008, 12:55 PM
"I'm a victim of circumstance." Curly of The Three Stooges

mkirros
09-03-2008, 02:13 AM
"Nobody goes there anymore - it's too crowded"

Yogi Berra, talking about a popular restaurant

jaguar
09-03-2008, 09:08 AM
Time gives a wise man something to use and a fool something to waste - my twisting of Murphy's law.

Brigit Astar
09-03-2008, 05:01 PM
"Mama always said, 'life is like a box of chocolates--you never know what you're gonna get.' " Forrest Gump

Father_Perv
09-04-2008, 02:58 AM
When people say "clean as a whistle", they forget that a whistle is full of spit. - George Carlin

mkirros
09-04-2008, 03:21 AM
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

The Eagles, Hotel California

mkirros
09-04-2008, 03:23 AM
"There were lines on the mirror, lines on her face"

The Eagles, Hotel California

niteowluk2003
09-04-2008, 06:55 AM
Winston Churchill'a house keeper once said to him, "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" to which he replied, "Yes and you're ugly but in the morning I will be sober!"

Winston Churchill 1945.

Brigit Astar
09-04-2008, 12:35 PM
"You slimy little prick...your daddy was nothing but a goddamn rumrunner." James Hoffa to Robert Kennedy

mkirros
09-05-2008, 03:16 AM
This one is attributed to a variety of well-known people -

Woman, to celebrity - "If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee."

Celebrity - "Madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."

jaguar
09-05-2008, 07:32 AM
" The Light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train." Murphy

Brigit Astar
09-05-2008, 12:51 PM
"Twas beauty killed the beast" from King Kong

mkirros
09-06-2008, 05:13 AM
"It's not the years, it's the mileage."

Harrison Ford, in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

jaguar
09-06-2008, 05:50 AM
It's not the mileage, it's the wear and tear!

Brigit Astar
09-06-2008, 01:53 PM
"You looking at me?" Robert Deniro in Taxi Driver

jaguar
09-06-2008, 03:41 PM
Do You feel Lucky, punk - do I need to say who and where? Lol......

Brigit Astar
09-06-2008, 07:13 PM
"You can't handle the truth." Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men

mkirros
09-07-2008, 03:59 PM
"Go ahead, make my day."

Shannon_est
09-07-2008, 04:34 PM
A couple of my favorite movie quotes...

"A mental mind fuck can be nice." from Rocky Horror Picture Show

and

" I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead." from Roadhouse

Brigit Astar
09-07-2008, 05:21 PM
"We're on a mission from God" John Belushi in The Blues Brothers

flugelmutter
09-07-2008, 06:32 PM
"Knowing there's a trap is the first step in evading it." (From the sci-fi classic novel DUNE by Frank Herbert.)

flugelmutter
09-07-2008, 06:33 PM
“You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometime you just might find - you get what you need.” (Mick Jagger / Keith Richards)

Brigit Astar
09-07-2008, 06:55 PM
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning...it's the smell of--victory"

Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now

flugelmutter
09-08-2008, 04:46 PM
"When they want to punish you, the Gods answer your prayers." (from Out of Africa)

flugelmutter
09-08-2008, 04:51 PM
Here's two more to ponder:

“All men die, but not all men truly live.” (from Braveheart)

“No Biblical Hell could ever be worse than a state of perpetual inconsequence.” (from Dangerous Beauty)

mkirros
09-09-2008, 12:00 PM
"Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it."

Old Chinese proverb

mkirros
09-09-2008, 12:01 PM
"I'm getting too old for this shit."

That's my own, used frequently at work.

Brigit Astar
09-09-2008, 01:40 PM
"It's hard to be bitter when you're a millionaire" Bob Dylan

Father_Perv
09-09-2008, 02:26 PM
"Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid." - Rita Rudner

Brigit Astar
09-09-2008, 07:27 PM
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate" Strother Martin in Cool Hand Luke

mkirros
09-10-2008, 05:39 AM
"Morons. I've got morons on my team."

Strother Martin in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Brigit Astar
09-10-2008, 01:22 PM
"Here's looking at you, kid" Guess who

Father_Perv
09-10-2008, 02:52 PM
"we're all in the gutter, just some of us are looking at stars." - Oscar Wilde

Shannon_est
09-11-2008, 01:35 AM
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
George Carlin

jaguar
09-11-2008, 07:25 AM
It's not the length of the wand but the magic in the stick that counts - Murphy

Brigit Astar
09-11-2008, 01:03 PM
"Deja vu all over again" Yogi Berra

Father_Perv
09-11-2008, 01:18 PM
Ladies have come up with all these expressions to reassure men. "Oh, honey, it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean." That may be true, but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat. - Jeff Foxworthy

Brigit Astar
09-11-2008, 09:18 PM
"stupid is as stupid does" Forrest Gump

mkirros
09-12-2008, 02:59 AM
"I'm not crazy. I'm just colorful."

Strother Martin in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Brigit Astar
09-12-2008, 02:56 PM
"Karloff is a limey cocksucker...he's not worthy to smell my shit" Bela Lugosi

Father_Perv
09-12-2008, 05:36 PM
A man is only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Brigit Astar
09-12-2008, 07:50 PM
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it" Yogi Berra

mkirros
09-12-2008, 10:39 PM
"Half of writing history is hiding the truth."

Nathan Fillion in Serenity.

Brigit Astar
09-13-2008, 12:26 AM
"It ain't over till it's over" Yogi Berra

jaguar
09-13-2008, 01:17 AM
A $300 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first - Murphy

Father_Perv
09-13-2008, 01:39 AM
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." --Robin Williams

mkirros
09-13-2008, 07:28 PM
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

George Carlin

Brigit Astar
09-13-2008, 08:18 PM
"The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated" Mark Twain

Brigit Astar
09-14-2008, 07:31 PM
"We will bury you" Khrushchev

iamadeathgod
09-14-2008, 10:44 PM
"that is not dead which may eternal lie and with strange eons even death may die"
HP Lovecraft

Brigit Astar
09-16-2008, 01:52 AM
"I'll believe it when I believe it" Yogi Berra

Brigit Astar
09-17-2008, 12:08 AM
"We have met the enemy and they is us" Pogo

mkirros
09-17-2008, 11:01 AM
"It's like deja vu all over again."

Yogi Berra

niteowluk2003
09-17-2008, 01:55 PM
There is nothing to fear in death, except death itself.... Anon

Brigit Astar
09-17-2008, 02:13 PM
"Any man who hates kids and dogs can't be all bad" W.C. Fields

jaguar
09-18-2008, 09:17 AM
"that is not dead which may eternal lie and with strange eons even death may die"
HP Lovecraft


Metallica said this also. Try " The cult of Ktulu" from : "Ride the Lightning".

Brigit Astar
09-18-2008, 09:31 PM
"Winning isn't everything--it's the only thing" Vince Lombardi

Brigit Astar
09-20-2008, 12:14 PM
"Definition of a cynic: One who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing" Oscar Wilde

mkirros
09-23-2008, 05:31 AM
"The more things change, the more they stay the same."

Old French proverb.

jaguar
09-23-2008, 08:52 AM
The only thing to fear, is fear itself - Lyndon B. Johnson.

Brigit Astar
09-23-2008, 12:37 PM
"Political power comes out of the barrel of a gun" Mao Tse-tung

mkirros
09-24-2008, 07:01 AM
"Death to the capitalist oppressors and their running dogs."

Any number of folks I knew back in the late 60's.

Brigit Astar
09-24-2008, 01:30 PM
"Give peace a chance" John Lennon

mkirros
09-25-2008, 03:56 AM
"Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
Starts when you're always afraid
Step out of line, little men come and take you away"

For What It's Worth, Buffalo Springfield

jaguar
09-25-2008, 10:21 AM
No need to whimper,
No need to shout.
This party's over,
So get the fuck out!

Skid Row

Brigit Astar
09-25-2008, 12:53 PM
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen" Harry Truman

flugelmutter
09-26-2008, 12:45 PM
“Love is perhaps no more than gratitude for pleasure.” Honore De Balzac from Old Goriot

and an even better one:

“Loneliness [is] an unsatisfied thirst for illusion.” Kobo Abe’ from The Woman In The Dunes

Brigit Astar
09-27-2008, 12:38 PM
"I want the truth" Tom Cruise in A Few Good Men
"You can't handle the truth" Jack Nicholson

mkirros
09-28-2008, 04:26 AM
"Welcome to my nightmare. I think you're gonna like it."

Alice Cooper

Brigit Astar
09-28-2008, 12:46 PM
"We are more famous than Jesus" John Lennon

jaguar
09-29-2008, 08:51 AM
I would like to join a club and then beat you over the head with it.- Rufus

Brigit Astar
09-29-2008, 12:53 PM
"I feel your pain" Bill Clinton

Brigit Astar
09-30-2008, 07:20 PM
"turn on, tune in. drop out" Timothy Leary

jaguar
10-03-2008, 06:05 AM
I did not have sexual relations with that woman - Bill Clinton. And we know how THAT worked out!

mkirros
10-04-2008, 01:02 PM
"What we got here is a failure to communicate."

Strother Martin in Cool Hand Luke.

mkirros
10-04-2008, 01:03 PM
"You just keep thinkin', Butch, that's what you're good at."

Robert Redford in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

The last two brought to you as a tribute to the late Paul Newman, who starred in both of those movies.

Brigit Astar
10-04-2008, 06:56 PM
"I can eat fifty eggs" Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke (he did it too)

Brigit Astar
10-07-2008, 12:29 AM
"It ain't over till it's over" that great philosopher Yogi Berra

jaguar
10-08-2008, 08:12 AM
Who's afraid of the big, black bat? - Jack Nicholson

Brigit Astar
10-09-2008, 12:27 PM
"It's hard to be bitter when you're a millionaire" Bob Dylan

jaguar
10-10-2008, 08:00 AM
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes right to the bone. - Murphy.

Brigit Astar
10-12-2008, 12:45 PM
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges" from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

mkirros
10-14-2008, 01:11 AM
"A .45 beats 4 Aces" Murphy

mkirros
10-16-2008, 04:38 AM
"The odds of the bread landing jelly side down are inversely proportional to the cost of the carpet."

Murphy

Brigit Astar
10-16-2008, 12:41 PM
""I never met a man I didn't like" Will Rogers
"Will Rogers never met me" W.C. Fields

niteowluk2003
10-16-2008, 01:01 PM
It's not the men in your life that counts,
it's the life in your men!!! Mae West

nikki1711
10-16-2008, 10:32 PM
our lives improve only when we take chances... and the first and most difficult chance we can take is to be honest with ourselves.

Brigit Astar
10-17-2008, 12:18 AM
"We're on a mission from God" John Belushi in The Blues Brothers

jaguar
10-19-2008, 08:55 AM
It's not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick that makes the difference-Murphy.

Brigit Astar
10-20-2008, 12:59 PM
"Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates--you never know what you're gonna get" Forrest Gump

jaguar
10-21-2008, 08:20 AM
A tool dropped whilst repairing a car will roll to the exact centre of the car - Murphy

Brigit Astar
10-21-2008, 11:28 PM
"go ahead--make my day" Clint Eastwood

jaguar
10-22-2008, 06:50 AM
Why does this always happen to us? - Bonnie Bedelia, Die hard 3

Brigit Astar
10-23-2008, 10:22 PM
"I'll be back" Arnold the Terminator

Brigit Astar
10-24-2008, 10:38 PM
"hasta la vista--baby" Arnold The Terminator

niteowluk2003
10-25-2008, 08:47 AM
When I am good I am very Good, but when I am bad, I am Better...... Mae West

niteowluk2003
10-25-2008, 08:48 AM
No matter how good the day starts, before long someone will come along and F*** it up...... Sod's law

niteowluk2003
10-25-2008, 08:49 AM
Smile first thing in the morning and get it over with..... W C Fields.

niteowluk2003
10-25-2008, 08:49 AM
Never Argue with idiots....they always drag you down to their level then beat you with their experience.....Anon

Brigit Astar
10-25-2008, 01:03 PM
"Heeerrreee'sss Johnny" Ed Mcmahon and Jack Nicholson

mkirros
10-25-2008, 01:18 PM
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.

Mark Twain

Brigit Astar
10-25-2008, 06:17 PM
"The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated" Mark Twain

Brigit Astar
10-27-2008, 11:06 PM
"It's alive! It's alive!" Frankenstein

jaguar
10-27-2008, 11:43 PM
It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man! - The Fugitive

Brigit Astar
10-28-2008, 08:03 PM
"Read my lips: No new taxes" George the First

Brigit Astar
10-29-2008, 07:20 PM
"I smoked marijuana a time or two--didn't inhale" Bill Clinton

mkirros
10-30-2008, 03:29 AM
"Damn right, I inhaled." - Me

Brigit Astar
10-30-2008, 10:08 PM
"You talking to me?" Deniro in The Taxi Driver

jaguar
11-01-2008, 12:15 AM
"You gotta ask yourself a question. Did I fire 6 shots, or only 5? Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry. ( Like you guys didn't know!)

Brigit Astar
11-03-2008, 07:20 PM
"New York is hymie town" Jessie Jackson

jaguar
11-05-2008, 07:06 AM
" Do you have any last requests? " - Various

Brigit Astar
11-05-2008, 01:57 PM
"I can resist everything except temptation" Oscar Wilde

jaguar
11-06-2008, 07:55 AM
I have a dream- Martin Luther King

niteowluk2003
11-06-2008, 07:57 AM
I could have been a contender, Marlon Brando in on the waterfront.

jaguar
11-06-2008, 07:58 AM
I am the greatest - Mohammed Ali

Brigit Astar
11-06-2008, 04:00 PM
"I am so pretty" Muhammed Ali

jaguar
11-07-2008, 03:00 AM
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee - Muhammed Ali (again!)

emilyleanne
11-07-2008, 06:05 AM
live is like a box of chocolates you never know what u going to get

Brigit Astar
11-07-2008, 05:07 PM
"I'll be back" Arnold the Terminator

Brigit Astar
11-07-2008, 10:56 PM
"Hasta la vista--baby" Arnold the Terminator

jaguar
11-08-2008, 12:05 AM
No Problemo - terminator2

Brigit Astar
11-08-2008, 11:39 PM
"We have met the enemy and they is us" Pogo

emilyleanne
11-09-2008, 05:02 AM
say hello to my little friend
scar face

jaguar
11-09-2008, 10:16 AM
You want a piece of me?

Brigit Astar
11-10-2008, 12:13 AM
"You talking to me?" - Deniro in Taxi Driver

jaguar
11-10-2008, 03:25 AM
I cannot believe it! - Quincy, Little Einsteins ( a kid's carton. You just gotta hear the delivery of that line! My 3 yo loves it)

bigizzy
11-10-2008, 04:00 AM
Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination!-Willy Wonka, I think

jaguar
11-10-2008, 05:10 AM
Stick with me kid, and I'll make you a star

emilyleanne
11-10-2008, 06:00 AM
Houston, we have a problem.
apollo 13

jaguar
11-10-2008, 06:24 AM
Are youy ready for a good time? AC/DC

Brigit Astar
11-10-2008, 03:40 PM
"Listen to them--the children of the night...What music they make!" Dracula

jaguar
11-10-2008, 05:11 PM
Rock'n'roll is my religion and my soul - Ozzy Osbourne.

Brigit Astar
11-10-2008, 10:59 PM
God is dead - Nietzsche

Nietzsche is dead - God

bigizzy
11-10-2008, 11:13 PM
No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it.-Albert Einstein

Brigit Astar
11-10-2008, 11:17 PM
God does not play dice with the cosmos - Einstein

bigizzy
11-10-2008, 11:29 PM
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years!-Abraham Lincoln

Brigit Astar
11-11-2008, 01:04 AM
If God did not exist it would be necessary to create him - Voltaire

bigizzy
11-11-2008, 01:31 AM
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.-Albert Einstein

jaguar
11-11-2008, 08:29 AM
If what you see isn't what you want to see, then you didn't see it.

emilyleanne
11-11-2008, 09:04 AM
my precious lord of the rings

jaguar
11-11-2008, 09:11 AM
Don't smurf me you smurfing smurf! - The smurfs lol!

emilyleanne
11-11-2008, 09:25 AM
mmmm cant think of 1 ill get back to u lol

jaguar
11-11-2008, 09:39 AM
That's the way I like my rock'n'roll. - AC/DC.

emilyleanne
11-11-2008, 09:40 AM
your good girl is going go bad dolly parton

jaguar
11-11-2008, 09:43 AM
Hmmm I wish lol!

It's like this, there are good people and there are bad people. And I'm definitely not one of the good people! _ Some gangster flic.

Brigit Astar
11-11-2008, 12:58 PM
"I never met a man I didn't like" - Will Rogers
"Will never met me" - W.C. Fields

bigizzy
11-11-2008, 02:07 PM
A woman is the only thing that I am afraid of that cannot hurt me.-Abraham Lincoln

Me thinks abe erred on the can't hurt me part. lol

Brigit Astar
11-11-2008, 11:24 PM
"Who the fuck are you" - The Who

bigizzy
11-12-2008, 03:08 AM
Why so serious?!-Joker

jaguar
11-12-2008, 06:25 AM
why is it so? - Professor Julius Sumner Miller

emilyleanne
11-12-2008, 07:00 AM
the purpose of life is a life of purpose
robert byrne

jaguar
11-12-2008, 07:25 AM
When i'm hot, I'm hot, then I'm cold as ice. - Bon Scott, Ac/Dc.

niteowluk2003
11-12-2008, 08:08 AM
Never argue with an idiot, they always bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience...... Anon.

emilyleanne
11-12-2008, 08:18 AM
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me
fred allen

niteowluk2003
11-12-2008, 08:21 AM
The best long walk for an annoying person is off a very short pier........ Niteowluk2003...


fame at last......lmao.

emilyleanne
11-12-2008, 08:24 AM
mmmm i got a short pier 5 mins from my house rofl

niteowluk2003
11-12-2008, 08:26 AM
better give me the directions then......lol but do it from the pier to your house....see you there shortly.....

emilyleanne
11-12-2008, 08:31 AM
its easy 2 right turns u there i get the bed warm lol

Brigit Astar
11-12-2008, 03:32 PM
"Take my wife--please" - Henny Youngman

bigizzy
11-12-2008, 06:00 PM
I am not a crook-Richard Nixon

Brigit Astar
11-12-2008, 09:55 PM
"I feel your pain" - Bill Clinton

bigizzy
11-13-2008, 01:07 AM
Mankind, when left to themselves, are unfit for their own government-George Washington

mkirros
11-13-2008, 03:39 AM
I don't want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member.

Groucho Marx

bigizzy
11-13-2008, 04:18 AM
chantilly lace and a pretty face....oh baby you know what I like!-Big Bopper

Brigit Astar
11-13-2008, 02:32 PM
"Remind me to murder you later" - Moe to Curly

bigizzy
11-13-2008, 04:51 PM
Who....Are....You???-the caterpillar to Alice