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Jolly1
11-04-2006, 08:44 PM
;om


>
>>The Why's of Men:
>>
>>1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
>>(because they are plugged into a genius)
>>
>>2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
>>(they don't have enough time)
>>
>>3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE
>>ONE EGG?
>>(they don't stop to ask directions)
>>
>>4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
>>(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and
> they vapor lock)
>>(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
>>
>>5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
>>(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails
> parties)
>>
>>6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
>>(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>>
>>7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT
> DOWN?
>>(don't know.....it never happened)
>>
>>( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
>>
>>And my personal favorite:
>>8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
>>(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
>>
>>Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and
> laughter in your
>>heart......Then you are just an old sour fart.
:jo

davesmistress
11-04-2006, 08:54 PM
Hahahhahaha thats is great Jolly....thanks

Palatin
11-04-2006, 09:01 PM
I'm laughing, had too much experience with women to argue.

cactuscock
11-04-2006, 10:31 PM
my tag line here is all i need .lololo IF MAMMA IS HAPPY EVERYONE IS HAPPY.LOL

davesmistress
11-05-2006, 01:17 AM
Hee hee thats true cactus....I hear that said by many a man...even my dad has said it....

mac13263
11-05-2006, 03:27 AM
As a married man of 20+ yrs i can say that when my ladies happy ... it sure as hell wasnt me put the smile on her face .. haha

ADavid
11-05-2006, 04:50 AM
ahah thats not even right