Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract
the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.
"It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool.
They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of
Speedos about two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside
I'm telling ya man . . . you'll have all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new
tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their
faces, turning way, laughing, looking sick!
Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?"
"Dang it, Bubba!" said Billy-Bob, "The tater goes in the front!"