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    Oopppss!!!!!!

    Subject: Fw: Sex in the dark!!!



    Sex In The Dark

    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
    Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting
    off thelight.

    Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

    She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

    So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
    romantic session, she turned on the lights.

    She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a
    battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!

    Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

    She went completely ballistic.

    "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me
    all of these years?

    You better explain yourself!"

    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

    "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
    A deep man believes in miracles, waits for them, believes in magic, believes that the orator will decompose his adversary; believes that the evil eye can wither, that the heart's blessing can heal; that love can exalt talent; can overcome all odds.......Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    lol oops indeed
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    oh shit! LOL
    What lies behind us, What lies before us, Are tiny matters, Compared to what lies within us!

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    HAhahahah BUSTED.....very funny....thanks
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    Busted Big time
    Quote Originally Posted by davesmistress View Post
    HAhahahah BUSTED.....very funny....thanks
    A deep man believes in miracles, waits for them, believes in magic, believes that the orator will decompose his adversary; believes that the evil eye can wither, that the heart's blessing can heal; that love can exalt talent; can overcome all odds.......Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

 

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