A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She
took her faithful pet golden retriever along for company. One day, the
golden retriever starts chasing butterflies and before long the dog discovers
that he is lost.
So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his
direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The golden
"OK, I'm in deep shit now! Then he noticed some bones on the ground
by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to
the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Boy,
was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of
terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says
leopard. "That was close. That golden retriever nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a
tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the golden retriever
saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that
something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
a deal for himself with the leopard.
The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey,
hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
Now the golden retriever sees the leopard coming with the monkey on
back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?"
But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his
pretending he hasn't seen them yet... and just when they get close
to hear the golden retriever says...................... "Where's that
monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT!