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    Why Parents have grey hair

    The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees
    about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

    He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with
    a child's whispered, "Hello?"

    Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a
    youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"
    "Yes", whispered the small voice.

    "May I talk with him?" the man asked.
    To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

    Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy
    there?" "Yes", came the answer.
    "May I talk with her?"
    Again the small voice whispered, "No."

    Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left
    home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with
    the person who should be there watching over the child.

    "Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.
    "Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman."

    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home,
    the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
    "No, he's busy," whispered the child.

    "Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
    "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered
    answer.

    Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like
    a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked,
    "What is that noise?"

    "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

    "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
    In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team
    just landed the hello-copper." Alarmed, concerned, and more
    than just a little frustrated the boss asked,
    "What are they searching for?"

    Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled
    giggle:

    "Me"
    A deep man believes in miracles, waits for them, believes in magic, believes that the orator will decompose his adversary; believes that the evil eye can wither, that the heart's blessing can heal; that love can exalt talent; can overcome all odds.......Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    lol
    The Prolific one

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    That a big Tee-Hee
    A Son of the South By the Grace of God! ;om

    Make LOVE Not WAR you egits-;lol;

    ;mods

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    good one...lol
    What lies behind us, What lies before us, Are tiny matters, Compared to what lies within us!

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    Having a child of my own, I could see it happening.

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    LOL! That was good!

 

 

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