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    Triplets (A joke)

    A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked
    robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
    stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the
    bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two
    healthy daughters and a healthy son.

    All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in
    tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a
    tinkle and this bullet came out" replied the daughter. The mother
    told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.

    About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom,
    I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out". Again the mother told her
    not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

    A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "That's okay" said the
    Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."

    "No" said the boy. "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."


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    hahahha Oh heavens...very cute Deputy duffy....

    Thanks......;)
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    that's hilarious...love it!
    What lies behind us, What lies before us, Are tiny matters, Compared to what lies within us!

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    ROFLMAO ...thanx deputy I needed that its hilarious
    A deep man believes in miracles, waits for them, believes in magic, believes that the orator will decompose his adversary; believes that the evil eye can wither, that the heart's blessing can heal; that love can exalt talent; can overcome all odds.......Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    I can see that happening. LOL

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    *head desk* OY!

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    lol that was great

 

 

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