Results 1 to 5 of 5
  1. #1

    Three Guys & a Genie

    Three Guys & a Genie

    Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
    engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a
    Genie pops out of it.

    "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the
    Genie.

    The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
    also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."

    Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
    made fertile for farming.

    Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall
    around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran with all believers of Mohammad inside
    and all Jews, Americans, and other infidel forever outside our prec ious
    state.

    Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
    around those countries..

    The American engineer asks, "I am very curi ous. Please tell me more
    about this wall".

    The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500
    feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's
    virtually impenetrable.

    Now what is your wish?"

    The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."

    Pooooof!

    WORLD PEACE !!
    __________________


    I'm not really a Deputy. I just play one on the Internet.

  2. #2
    involved pervert
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Juneau, Ak.
    Posts
    1,668
    :) :) :) Nice!

  3. #3
    Administrator Blue Story Forum Perverts
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Idaho
    Posts
    8,581
    HAhahahahah oh my god....thanks Deputy if it was only that easy.
    IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS OR QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR FORUM PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT A MODERATOR OR ADMINISTRATOR~THATS WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR...

  4. #4
    involved pervert
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Washington State/Puget Sound
    Posts
    675
    Super funny. Splish spash, glup, glup, glup...
    A Son of the South By the Grace of God! ;om

    Make LOVE Not WAR you egits-;lol;

    ;mods

  5. #5
    Inactive
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Michigan some where
    Posts
    1,953
    that was great
    keep em cumming

 

 

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •