Never leave your nuts alone
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a
For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his
When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite
well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled,
"Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up.
After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back
down in their seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all
broke out into applause and cheered.
When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the
home team, the Doctor yelled, "Boooo o Nuts" and they all started booing
and cat calling.
Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer
and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there
was a riot in progress.
Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world
The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until
this guy walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS!"