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    A bloke's WIFE goes missing....

    A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast.
    He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night
    wondering what could have happened to her.

    Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of
    policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.

    The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really
    bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.
    'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first?'
    The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young Bill
    here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef.
    He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.'

    The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit of a
    turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what the
    good news is.

    The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few really
    good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've brought
    you your share.'

    He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four or five
    crabs in it.

    'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all
    that... So what's the other possible good news?

    'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill here
    get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and pull
    her up again!



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    :) I've heard this one before, only it was set here in Alaska.
    There was a little girl who had a little swirl,
    right in the middle of her sweater.
    when she was good, she was very very good,
    but when she was bad she was better.

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    Oh my god.....that was funny but horrible....hahahha

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