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    Talking Secrets

    OK...here's an idea

    Why don't everyone tell one secret about themselves.

    No it doesn't have to be a big huge deep secret just something that you don't tell or tell many.

    Like a sexual fantasy or something embarrassing.

    I'll start.....

    When I was getting drunk with a female friend of mine and her boyfriend she tried to kiss me...lol...I dodged it and she kissed my forehead...lol

    I was very embarrassed...lol

    Now who's next????
    What lies behind us, What lies before us, Are tiny matters, Compared to what lies within us!

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    me me me me

    ermmmmmmm...........I have crabs.......I keep them in a bucket :):)jk

    I crashed my car and didnt say anything to my wife for 3 days, when she noticed she thoguth someone had hit the car when she was out shopping and I just let her keep thinking that. I'm a naughty boy :P
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    They will just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience;)

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    lol....very naughty...thanks for sharing :)
    What lies behind us, What lies before us, Are tiny matters, Compared to what lies within us!

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    bummer freedom- hell, I'd pay to see that-

    I don't about it being a secret but had this old Colorado cowboy buddy in LA (we ran some minor cons together) and he knew I was a farmboy and he got drunk at one of my parties and starts talking about fucking chickens when he was a young'un-
    I'm like 'dude that ain't even cool'
    He says, 'Come on, you can't tell me you never fucked no chickens. My pa would get mad cause it killed some, and forget about them laying eggs.'
    Well, it's like fuckin' E.F. Hutton, dead quiet, music stopped everything
    I repeat, 'Dude, ain't cool, and I didn't fuck no chickens.'
    He preceeds to explain in vivid detail how it's done to all these city folk, and it might be the only time I was truly embarrassed- And our wives, I swear if either had a gun they'd emptied it in his ass-
    Was funnier than hell, but I didn't like being thought of as a chicken fucker-

    now top that- (it's not a secret because I've told the story a hundred times, and swear to christ it's true).
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    that's hilarious :)
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    yea good one wizard
    ;omNEVER argue with an idiot

    They will just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience;)

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    Oh, I remembered a secret,
    back in the mid-70's I go across the street to the liquor store for some tequila and someone has left their car running so I steal it, (obviously they needed to be taught a lesson) take it down to an acquaintance and sell it, get back to my apartment and my buddy and his wife from two doors down are there drinking my beer. He's bitching to my wife some prick just stole his new car when he ran in to get a 6-pack-
    Never told a soul, and didn't even whine about him drinking all my beer
    Wizard-
    Read or Die!!
    (well at least get bruised up some)

    There are those who march to a different drummer, others of us just stomp around not hearing a damn thing

    other tales: A Norwegian Vacation (Wizard & Kristin)
    http://www.bluestories.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2121
    (another bdsm)- Amanda Finds Angel-
    http://www.bluestories.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1993
    a seriously funny tale: Nightmare At The White House
    http://www.bluestories.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1857

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    I have a secret, My now ex wife, wanted to spice up our sex life and wanted to try some food sex. She asked me to put some grapes up her pussy and told me to eat them as she squeezed thenm out.

    Well the secret is that I put up 20 grapes and only ever found 15. I never told her about the other five and guess what? two weeks later she ad a very bad case of viral thrush. I convinced her that she must have picked up the germ from a toilet seat.

    I still shudder when I look at the red grapes in the fruit shop.
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    That's funny niteowl (you never said during the divorce 'Oh yeah, about the grapes...)
    Goober, I always drove a work truck never had to worry about an extra dent- I came out of a store and some young thing is at my truck crying to beat all hell and her dad is there- she has a learner's permit and nailed my passenger door trying to park her little piece-of-shit VW bug-
    I open the door, and it works just fine, just has a big-ass dent- she won't quit crying and he's going on how he'll take care of everything he doesn't need any trouble, like I'm going to beat his ass-
    I say, 'Just calm down both of you I don't give a shit, just back up so I can leave-
    she sniffles, 'what about the dent?'
    I say, 'matches the other side, now go away.'
    He says, 'what about the cops?'
    I chuckle, 'Hell, you don't tell, trust me I sure as fuck won't, no problem, now go away.'
    she's thanking me, and my god damn beer is getting hot, I say 'fine, fine, just back up and go over there and practice a bit more'- wife never asked about it
    Wizard-
    Read or Die!!
    (well at least get bruised up some)

    There are those who march to a different drummer, others of us just stomp around not hearing a damn thing

    other tales: A Norwegian Vacation (Wizard & Kristin)
    http://www.bluestories.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2121
    (another bdsm)- Amanda Finds Angel-
    http://www.bluestories.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1993
    a seriously funny tale: Nightmare At The White House
    http://www.bluestories.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1857

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    When I was a senior in high school , bunch of my friends and I in middle of the night tp high school, little later we egged one of the girls ex boyfriend house.
    Just because the road is rocky dosen't mean that your spirit should get rocky too.:)

 

 

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