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    Things you can only say at X-mas table..

    Things You Can Only (safely) Say at the Christmas Table:

    1. Talk about a huge breast!

    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    3. It's Cool Whip time!

    4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

    5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

    8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

    10. Don't play with your meat.

    11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

    13. You still have a little bit on your chin.

    14. How long will it take after you stick it in?

    15. When the little thingy pops up it's ready.

    16. Mmmm, moist meat.

    17. I'm stuffed!

    and they are heard at many a Christmas table!!
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    Roflmao.....
    Too true, Kristin, Too true...
    We may be human, but we're still animals.;co>

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    hahahahahahahaha thats some funny shit
    dont forget

    It comes once a year
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    But we don't do we g00ber hahahahahahah
    We may be human, but we're still animals.;co>

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    errrrrr not together no .................:D:D:D
    ;omNEVER argue with an idiot

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    More likely you come once a day...

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    hm-m, must be Christmas Day every day I'm with you Kristin dear, cause I believe I say all of them whenever I'm around you. Even have your present right here, baby
    i''m bad santa and cum every day but Christmas, although that shouldn't stop you
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    There are those who march to a different drummer, others of us just stomp around not hearing a damn thing

    other tales: A Norwegian Vacation (Wizard & Kristin)
    http://www.bluestories.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2121
    (another bdsm)- Amanda Finds Angel-
    http://www.bluestories.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1993
    a seriously funny tale: Nightmare At The White House
    http://www.bluestories.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1857

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    lol not just the once sweetie
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    very cute,. thanks
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    Very cute. We should remember to bump it during Christmas.
    A Son of the South By the Grace of God! ;om

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