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    Dictionary for women..

    This might be posted here earlier?
    It makes me laugh every time I read it....

    DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

    40-ish - 49
    Adventurous - Slept with everyone
    Athletic - No tits
    Average looking - Ugly
    Beautiful - Pathological liar
    Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
    Emotionally secure - On medication
    Feminist - Fat
    Free spirit - Junkie
    Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
    Fun - Annoying
    New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
    Open-minded - Desperate
    Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
    Passionate - Sloppy drunk
    Professional - Bitch
    Voluptuous - Very Fat
    Large frame - Hugely Fat
    Wants Soul mate - Stalker

    WOMEN'S ENGLISH

    1. Yes = No
    2. No = Yes
    3. Maybe = No
    4. We need = I want
    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
    6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
    7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
    8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
    9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
    10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

    MEN'S ENGLISH

    1. I am hungry = I am hungry
    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
    3. I am tired = I am tired
    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    5. I love you = let's have sex now
    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
    11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

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    That'd be right lol...
    We may be human, but we're still animals.;co>

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    nice one Kristin, but you know me 'I'm hungry' means 'I want sex.'
    Wizard-
    Read or Die!!
    (well at least get bruised up some)

    There are those who march to a different drummer, others of us just stomp around not hearing a damn thing

    other tales: A Norwegian Vacation (Wizard & Kristin)
    http://www.bluestories.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2121
    (another bdsm)- Amanda Finds Angel-
    http://www.bluestories.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1993
    a seriously funny tale: Nightmare At The White House
    http://www.bluestories.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1857

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    "And I'm bored" means "I want sex so shut up!"
    We may be human, but we're still animals.;co>

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    you know women see things differently like

    Man says, eight letters three words and one meaning....

    Women think....I LOVE YOU.....

    When men really mean........ I WANT SEX....

    no wonder the sex wars never died out lol
    ;om It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice!!!;om

    ;om And just remember there is no rehearsal for life.;om



    Other stories wot I writ....
    There are too many titles of stories wot I have writ to list here but if you click on my name and then select all posting by this person you will be able to see all my work.

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    So I guess it all cums down to lets just shut the hell up and fuck right? Thanks Kristin a good funny. True but funny.
    A Son of the South By the Grace of God! ;om

    Make LOVE Not WAR you egits-;lol;

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    Quote Originally Posted by wizardwriter View Post
    nice one Kristin, but you know me 'I'm hungry' means 'I want sex.'
    hahah - you and I both, sweetheart!

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    It's not a communication problem with Kristin, it's an honor, and she can talk as much as she wants, her thighs pretty much muffle everything, and the vibrations feel great on my dick-
    darling, are you even wearing shoes?
    your horny cowboy,
    whom you can ride forever,
    Wizard
    Last edited by wizardwriter; 08-15-2007 at 05:31 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wizardwriter View Post
    It's not a communication problem with Kristin, it's an honor, and she can talk as much as she wants, her thighs pretty much muffle everything, and the vibrations feel great on my dick-
    darling, are you even wearing shoes?
    your horny cowboy,
    whom you can ride forever,
    Wizard
    I'd ride you anytime, anywhere and for as long as you can cope, honey! you know how much I enjoy a good ride... haha

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    hiya sexy girl,
    saddle up

 

 

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