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    Signs You Had A Bad First Date

    Signs You Had A Bad First Date

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    * Not only is she a little young, but you're sure that you used to date her mother

    * You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little league with her

    * She has a thicker moustache than you

    * When you go to pick her up, her lawyer meets you at the door with a contract describing your duties and restrictions

    * You jokingly ask her if she wants to go down to Atlantic City and get married. She then informs you that leaving the state is a violation of her parole

    * Her bra and panties are wired to an alarm system

    * You walk away from her front door with the roses you got her shoved up your ass

    * You are the first guy that she's gone out with that isn't her cousin.

    * At the end of the night she gives you a coupon that is good for a free shot of penicillin at the nearest clinic

    * She beats the shit out of some guy for ****** fun of your hair cut

    * You wake up the next morning with a wicked hangover. In the bed next to you is Janet Reno

    * At the end of the night, you drop her off at her house, and her pimp is waiting there with your bill

    * You wake up to find your loins covered with purple and green spots, with an intense itching in your left thigh

    * She keeps staring at you all through dinner, then finally asks if you want to meet Satan

    * She is better hung than you

    * She constantly complains that her cat won't stop laughing at her

    * She informs you that you can't go out again because her spirit guide doesn't like you

    * She informs you that you can't go out again because her boyfriend doesn't like you


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    hahahahhaha funny..thanks deputy duffy
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    cute...I like it
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    some great ones in there, but who is janet reno?
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    They will just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience;)

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    hahahahahahahah
    Good ones there.....lmao
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    goober- attorney general under pres. clinton- very butch and never did declare her sexual affiliation,
    but let's just say ol' bill never hit on her, and I think she had monica first

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    Oy!!!!
    There was a little girl who had a little swirl,
    right in the middle of her sweater.
    when she was good, she was very very good,
    but when she was bad she was better.

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    here is another...

    you got left with the check, still have your condums and she took your car ... hahaha
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