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    Sexy Scam Artists Outside Local Store - Joke. :p

    Please be careful. I don't know how many of you shop at Walmart, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you.

    The victims are always males, so ladies, please pass this information along to your male friends. Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy tank tops. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, yesterday, and it will most likely again tomorrow and the next day as well...

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    hee hee

    Funny thanks
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    great one nightmuse
    Wizard-
    Read or Die!!
    (well at least get bruised up some)

    There are those who march to a different drummer, others of us just stomp around not hearing a damn thing

    other tales: A Norwegian Vacation (Wizard & Kristin)
    http://www.bluestories.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2121
    (another bdsm)- Amanda Finds Angel-
    http://www.bluestories.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1993
    a seriously funny tale: Nightmare At The White House
    http://www.bluestories.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1857

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    hahahahahaha that one hit the spot, hilarious
    ;omNEVER argue with an idiot

    They will just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience;)

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    funny
    Just because the road is rocky dosen't mean that your spirit should get rocky too.:)

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    LOL, I got this one as an e-mail alert a few months back about home depot:)

    It was funny then, it still is now:)
    There was a little girl who had a little swirl,
    right in the middle of her sweater.
    when she was good, she was very very good,
    but when she was bad she was better.

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    good one
    What lies behind us, What lies before us, Are tiny matters, Compared to what lies within us!

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    very good lol

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    ok funny joke, but seriously I once worked for wally world. One day a woman was approached by a man to have sex in the back seat of her car. While they were busy getting it on another man went into the front seat and stole her purse. She did not realize anything had happened until she got home. She came all the way back to our store and reported her purse stolen. We reviewed the tape and the suspects were later caught at another walmart trying the same scam. This time the one that stole the purse and the one having the sex changed roles. Both men are locked up in the jail as we speak.
    "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

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    I'd probably need a couple new wallets if this ever happened

 

 

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