2 laughing eyes
2 loving arms
2 well shaped legs
2 warm milk containers
1 fur lined mixing bowl
1 large banana
1. look into laughing eyes
2. spread well shaped legs
3. squeeze and message milk containers very gently until fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased
4. add banana and gently work in and out until creamed
5. cover with nuts and sigh with relief
Bread is done when banana is soft. Be sure to wash utensils and don't lick the bowl.
IF BREAD STARTS TO RISE... LEAVE TOWN!