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  1. #1
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    Well in manner of speaking that is.:D

    Read on McDuff to find out what it's like in
    their worlds.

    Excerpts From A Dog's Diary:

    6:00 AM At last! I got pee! My favorite thing!
    8:00 AM Dog food! My favorite thing!
    9:30 AM A car ride! My favorite thing!
    9:40 AM A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
    10:30 AM Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
    12:00 PM Lunch! My favorite thing!
    1:00 PM Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
    3:00 PM Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
    5:00 PM Milk bones! My favorite thing!
    6:00 PM They're home! My favorite thing!
    7:00 PM Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
    8:00 PM Wow! Watched TV With people! My favorite thing!
    11:00 PM Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



    Excerpts From A Cat's Diary:


    Day 983 of my captivity:

    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
    little dangling objects.
    They dine on fresh meat, while the other inmates
    and I are fed hash, or some sort of dry nuggets.
    Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly
    clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep
    up my strength.
    The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

    In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on
    the carpet.

    Today, I decapitated a mouse and dropped it's headless
    body at their feet.
    I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts,
    since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.
    However, they merely made condescending comments
    about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices
    tonight.
    I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration
    of the event.
    However, I could hear the noises and smell the food.
    I overheard that my confinement was due to the power
    of "allergies".

    I must learn what this means, and how to use it to
    my advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to
    assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around
    his feet as he was walking.
    I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies
    and snitches.

    The dog recieves special privileges. He is regularly released
    and seems to be more than willing to return.

    He is obviously retarded.

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    HAhah thats very cute....thanks Jeff
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    Thanks Jeff. That is one of my favorites and I haven't seen it for a while.
    "Be excellent to each other." Bill S. Preston

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    lol thats very good great job jeff
    keep em cumming

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    That's a cat all right....that's funny thanks Jeff
    What lies behind us, What lies before us, Are tiny matters, Compared to what lies within us!

 

 

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