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    Top Ten Country Western Songs

    Top Ten Country Western Songs



    10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

    9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

    8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

    7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

    6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

    5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

    4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

    3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

    2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

    And the Number One Country & Western song is...

    1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.

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    roflmao...those are great!!!
    What lies behind us, What lies before us, Are tiny matters, Compared to what lies within us!

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    Luv that country music.

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    LadyRaven
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    lol those are too funny!!

    I once heard a Rodney Carrington cd with the songs "Mama she's lazy, lazier than me"
    and
    "Shitkicker done kicked my ass"

    I get a kick out of the good ole country songs being turned into a prank.


    (waves) Hi Txwildman, I'm from deep in the heart, myself! Welcome to Blue! :)

 

 

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