Ten ways to tell if a redneck has
been working on your computer
1. The monitor is up on blocks.
2. Outgoing faxes have chewing tobacco stains on them.
3. The six front keys have rotted out.
4. The extra RAM slots have dodge truck parts stored in them.
5. The numeric key pad goes up to six.
6. The password is Bubba.
7. There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
8. There is a Skoal can in the CD ROM drive.
9. The keyboard is painted camouflage.
10. The mouse is referred to as a "Critter".