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    First Son

    First Son


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    A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in
    and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso,
    arms or legs.
    The son is just a head!

    But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can,
    with love and compassion.

    After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink.
    Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of
    him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.

    With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the
    bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first
    sip of alcohol.

    Whooosh! A torso pops out!
    The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy.
    The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
    The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
    The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.

    Whooosh! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild.
    The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.
    The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
    The bartender ignores the whole affair.
    By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he
    reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.

    Whooosh! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.
    The father falls to his knees, tearfully giving thanks!!

    The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the
    left....then to the right ... right through the front door, into
    the
    street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.

    The bar falls silent.
    The father moans in grief.

    The bartender sighs and says...




    (wait for it)

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    (it's coming)
    (Ya ready?)

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    (Don't hate me)
    (take a deep breath)
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    "He should have quit while he was a head!"
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    Hahahahha oh no....hahahahaha thats too funny
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    ;lol; ;lol; ;lol; ;lol; ;lol;

    Oh my god...that is TOO funny!
    What lies behind us, What lies before us, Are tiny matters, Compared to what lies within us!

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    ROTFLOL.....Now that was cute! Thanks

 

 

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