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  1. #1
    LadyRaven
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    Talking Brooklyn Tony

    The teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on Brooklyn Tony.

    He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

    The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'

    Then Brooklyn Tony says, 'I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?'

    The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

    To which Brooklyn Tony replied, 'The correct answer is ' the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'

  2. #2
    LadyRaven
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    On Math

    Brooklyn Tony ON MATH
    Brooklyn Tony returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

    'Why?' asks the father.

    The teacher asked ' How much is 2x3,' I said '6,'' replies TONY.

    'But that's right!' says his dad.

    'Yeah, but then she asked me ' How much is 3x2?''

    'What's the fucking difference ?' asks the father.

    'That's what I said!'

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    LadyRaven
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    English

    Brooklyn Tony ON ENGLISH
    Brooklyn Tony goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, cla ss. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllabl e word?'

    TONY says 'Mas-tur -bate.'

    Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, Brooklyn Tony, that's a mouthful.'

    Little TONY says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.'

  4. #4
    LadyRaven
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    On Grammar

    Brooklyn Tony ON GRAMMAR

    Brooklyn Tony was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled o ut, 'Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!'

    The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is urinate. Please use the word urinate in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go.'

    Brooklyn Tony, thinks for a bit, and then says, 'You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!'

    Brooklyn Tony ON GRAMMAR

    One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'bea utiful' in the same sentence twice.

    First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.'

    'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

    'My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.'

    She said, 'Excellent, Michael!'

    Then the teacher reluctantly called on Brooklyn Tony.

    'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!' '

  5. #5
    LadyRaven
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    Getting Older

    Brooklyn Tony ON GETTING OLDER

    Brooklyn Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench acro ss from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.'

    Brooklyn Tony replied, 'You know, my grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'

    The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?'

    Brooklyn Tony answered, 'No, he minded his own fucking business.

  6. #6
    oh god nice ones ahahahah, some are called Little Johny.

    Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by
    the school playground and go into the woods.
    Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy
    and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
    Little Johnny found this so exciting that he
    could not contain himself as he ran home
    and started to tell his mother.

    "Mommy, I was at the playground and I
    saw Daddy's car go into the woods with
    Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he
    was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss,
    then he helped her take off her shirt.
    Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
    pants off, then Aunt Jane........"
    At this point Mommy cut him off and
    said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting
    story, suppose you save the rest of it for

    supper time. I want to see the look
    on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

    At the dinner table, Mommy asked little
    Johnny to tell his story.
    Johnny started his story about the car
    going into the woods, the undressing,
    Aunt Jane laying down on the back seat.
    Then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing
    the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill
    used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

    Moral Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.

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    haha thanks for the joke they were great.
    Just because the road is rocky dosen't mean that your spirit should get rocky too.:)

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    Hhahahah these were all great...thanks
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  9. #9
    LadyRaven
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    Oh vantex! I like that one! Little Johnny is every bit as funny as Brooklyn Tony haha thanks!

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    now thats some great stuff there everyone thanks for the laugh I needed it.
    keep em cumming

 

 

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