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    Talking 9 Statements Of The Fairer Sex-Who says we're fair!?!?

    9 STATEMENTS WOMEN USE

    1. Fine- This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    2. Five Minutes- If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3. Nothing- This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    4. Go Ahead- This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
    5. Loud Sigh- This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6. That's Okay- This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7. Thanks- A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" .. that will bring on a "whatever").

    8. Whatever- Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

    9. Don't worry about it, I got it- Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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    You know how many times in one day I hear all of those from my women? Thanks for reminding me LOL

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    LadyRaven
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    lol women? my you sound busy ;)

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    Having been married for 19 years before my release,,,,, sorry divorce i can honestly say that all of those above have true meaning but remember men, you can still have the last word even if it is only Sorry.........
    ;om It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice!!!;om

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    this is true
    keep em cumming

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    Even though I own the company, I work with all women, 6 of them. I hate it when that time of the month comes around, cause I am shit that time.

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    Oh all of that is so true. And I use do use them.
    Just because the road is rocky dosen't mean that your spirit should get rocky too.:)

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    hehe Hawk- sounds like you need to buy industrial size midol!

    Thanks gypsy! I have to admit...I use em too. And he's always wrong! ;)

 

 

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