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    Wink The Female Genie


    The Female Genie



    While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

    Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy
    daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

    The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

    Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.

    " The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

    The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.

    His penis was gone, his knees were
    broken, and he had no health insurance.

    God is good

    Oh and don't fuck with the genie!
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    Last edited by LadyRaven; 04-29-2008 at 02:31 AM.

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    Just think if he had woken up with a republican instead of Hillary his country would have an economy not worth shit. So I think he got the better end of the deal.
    "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

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    hahaha .......just the killest thing i read in years,

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    Loved it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archas View Post
    Just think if he had woken up with a republican instead of Hillary his country would have an economy not worth shit. So I think he got the better end of the deal.
    well I'd rather be broke than dickless..:(
    If it pains you to please me, then were on the right track;drool

 

 

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