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  1. #1
    LadyRaven
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    Keeping A Stiff Upper, Just Keeping It Stiff

    Three guys had to spend the night at a hotel and share
    a double bed.

    In the morning, the guy on the right said

    "I had this great dream last night, that a girl gave me a handjob"

    The guy on the left replied

    "That's weird so did I"

    Finally, the guy in the middle said

    "Lucky for you guys...I only dream't I was skiing"






    Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground
    and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if he could
    put it back in.

    Tommy left for a bit and said

    "Ok Grandpa, watch this".

    Tommy then pushed the worm right back down in the hole.

    The Grandpa got out the 10 dollars and gave it to Tommy.

    Tommy said

    "Grandpa I can't keep this because

    I cheated. I sprayed the worm with hair spray.

    That's why I was able to do that."

    Grandpa said

    "No, you keep it."

    The next morning at breakfast Grandpa walked up to Tommy and
    gave him another 10 bucks.

    Tommy said

    "No Grandpa. You already paid me."

    Grandpa replied

    "That money was from Grandma."
    :p

  2. #2
    involved pervert
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    LOL LMAO

    Thanks, those are great.

  3. #3
    involved pervert
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    ROFLMAO
    And my partner enjoyed it also ( The joke that is! )
    We may be human, but we're still animals.;co>

 

 

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