Three guys had to spend the night at a hotel and share
a double bed.
In the morning, the guy on the right said
"I had this great dream last night, that a girl gave me a handjob"
The guy on the left replied
"That's weird so did I"
Finally, the guy in the middle said
"Lucky for you guys...I only dream't I was skiing"
Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground
and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if he could
put it back in.
Tommy left for a bit and said
"Ok Grandpa, watch this".
Tommy then pushed the worm right back down in the hole.
The Grandpa got out the 10 dollars and gave it to Tommy.
"Grandpa I can't keep this because
I cheated. I sprayed the worm with hair spray.
That's why I was able to do that."
"No, you keep it."
The next morning at breakfast Grandpa walked up to Tommy and
gave him another 10 bucks.
"No Grandpa. You already paid me."
"That money was from Grandma." :p