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    Street cred nursery rhymes.

    How about updating those old nursery rhymes we all had as children. Here is my slant on bringing a few up to the 2008’s.

    Old Mother Hubbard,
    Went to the cupboard,
    To get the postman a letter,
    When she got there,
    The cupboard was bare,
    So they had it without it was better…..

    Little miss Muffet,
    Sat on a tuffet,
    Her knickers all tattered and torn,
    It wasn’t the spider,
    That sat down beside her,
    But little boy blue with his horn.

    The Grand old Duke of York,
    He had ten thousand men,
    And if he’d had the energy,
    He would have had em’ all again.

    Mary had a little pig,
    She could not stop it gruntin’
    She took up the garden path
    And kicked the little runt in!!!


    If you have any similar updated nursery rhymes why not share with everyone her by posting below this thread.


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    Good Ones!

    Old Mother Hubbard wnt to he cupboard
    to get her poor dog a bone.
    When she bent over, Rover drove her
    cause Rover had a bone of his own.


    Little miss Muffet
    Sat on her tuffet
    Easting her curds and whey
    Along came a spider sat down beside her
    and said "What's in the bowl bitch"?

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    very good
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    this is a Redd Foxx takeoff on "Little Boy Blue":

    Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn...
    Why, you'd break your neck trying to blow your horn.

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    Mary Mary quite contrary,
    How does your garden Grow,
    With fertilizer you prawn.....
    ;om It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice!!!;om

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    Jack be nimble,
    Jack be quick,
    Jack jumped over
    the candle stick
    and burned his balls.

    Little Jack Horner
    sat in a corner
    eating his sister Mary
    stuck in his thumb
    to pull out a plum
    but all he got was her cherry.

    Mary had a little lamb
    it was quite tasty with mint.

    Diddle, diddle dumpling,
    My son John
    runs thru the town
    With nothing on...
    What a perv.

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    excellent
    ;om It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice!!!;om

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    Mary, Mary, quite contrary......
    trim that pussy, it's so damn hairy!
    We may be human, but we're still animals.;co>

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    here are a couple more to be going on with...

    Wee Willie Winkie,
    In his night gown,
    He'd be arrested,
    If he came to my town...



    Mary had a little pig,
    One day it dropped down dead,
    now it goes with her to school,
    between two slices of bread.
    ;om It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice!!!;om

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    Jack be nimble
    Jack be quick
    Jack jumped over the candlestick
    Silly boy should have jumped higher
    Goodness Gracious great balls of fire...

    Humpty Dumpty
    Sat on a wall
    Humpty dumpty
    Had a great fall,
    Hey dude he was pushed,
    but the yoke was on him...

    Old Mother hubbard,
    went to the cupboard
    to get her poor doggie a bone,
    But when she got there
    The cupboard was bare
    So he gave her a bone of his own.

    Hey diddle diddle
    the cat on the fiddle
    and the police just busted him...
    ;om It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice!!!;om

    ;om And just remember there is no rehearsal for life.;om



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