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    Talking rectum stretcher

    the cops pulled her over,he walks up to the car.with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love.what your hurry?"to which she repilied,i'm late for work.what do you do?i'm a rectum stretcher,she responded.the cop stammerered.a what? a rectum stretcher? and what does a rectum stretcher do? well i start by inserting one finger then work my way up to two fingers,and than three fingers. than four fingers then with my whole hand in. i work from side to side untill i can get both hands in and than slowly but surely stretch untill it 6 feet wide. and what the hell do you whith a 6 foot ass hole? he asked? you give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ...................traffic ticket $95.00 court cost $45.00 the look on the cop's priceless;ass

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    involved pervert
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    Should've been with DD's sex themed jokes.
    Good one anyway! And true!
    We may be human, but we're still animals.;co>

 

 

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