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    Michael Jackson Yokes

    Hear any good ones...please share.



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    Michael Jackson's Funeral arrangements are incomplete. It appears he will be neither cremated nor buried. Jackson will be recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic, and dangerous for children to play with.



    Whose bad now!



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    This isn't a Jacko joke, but it's funny nonetheless: Less than forty-eight hours after his death, Michael Jackson sightings have been reported all over the world. He was sighted in Paris yesterday in the company of Roman Polanski; and an elderly lady in Hope, Arkansas reported that she saw Jackson and Elvis in a UFO hovering over the Bill Clinton Library. Jacko lives!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deputy Duffy View Post
    Hear any good ones...please share.



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    Michael Jackson's Funeral arrangements are incomplete. It appears he will be neither cremated nor buried. Jackson will be recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic, and dangerous for children to play with.



    Whose bad now!

    I heard that he would be melted down and then used in the making of a Playstation, so that kids could still play with him!
    We may be human, but we're still animals.;co>

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    good one jaguar...the other version is melting him down into LEGOS so kid can play with him for a change.


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    ******Breaking News*****

    The Los Angeles coroner's office has just stated that the cause of death was

    "food poisoning"

    He ate a nine-year-old wiener.


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    So... Farrah Fawcett died and she went to heaven. When she arrived there, the Lord said "YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD PERSON, AND AS A REWARD, I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH". Farrah replied "I would like all the children of the world to be safe from harm and exploitation". The Lord though for a moment, then said "DONE!"



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    Hahahahaha! Good one, DD!

    Newsflash just in-the plastic from Micheal Jackson is going to be used to make several new Japanese cars, saving them from bankruptcy!
    We may be human, but we're still animals.;co>

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    another

    Yeah, I know these are in bad taste, but I've never been too proper....

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    When Michael Jackson died and went to heaven, St. Peter says, "you know Michael , we really can’t let you in here, you did a lot of bad things down on earth". Michael pleads with St. Peter to let him in and states that he’ll do anything to get in, not wanting to go to hell and all.

    St. Peter agrees to ask God if there is anything they can do, God tells St. Peter he’ll let Michael into heaven on one condition, he’ll have to fight someone and if he wins they’ll admit him. Michael agrees seeing its his only option.

    The pearly gates open and and Elvis walks out shouting, “where is that weird son of a bitch that married my daughter?”


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    hahaha yes...The King is pissed

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    Hahaha good one DD.
    We may be human, but we're still animals.;co>

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    What was Michael Jacksons last hit?

    The floor!


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