Nine words women use...
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
Right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
Usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word — it is a non-verbal statement
Often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
Idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
With you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
Can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
Before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
'You're welcome !'
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
This is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
Is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
Wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
If anyone else knows of any other words women use that actually mean something different, please feel free to post it here.....
And please remember, this is only some fun and games. Not to be treated seriously!