I remember watching the "Howard Stern Show" on the "E!" network a couple of years ago when his guest was Pamela Anderson.
They hooked her up to lie detector machine and asked her, "Have you ever sniffed your own panties?"
She replies, "No! Of course not! I don't sniff my panties!"
The lie detector guy starts laughing hysterically, then makes a red check mark on the paper coming from the machine.
Turns out she was lying!
If I would have been asked the same question, I would have said, "Yes, of course I do and so does my son. Not only that, when I do my son's laundry I find my panties in it and they are stuck together."