Friends of Mine, Gary And Jane, were feeling really frisky one February weekend in Norfolk England, After much persuasion she got Gary to agree to drive in to the local forest, where she had intended to make love on the freshly falllen snow. The Snow was 6 inches deep whenthey arrived.
Still she had wanted this so she removed her clothes and whilst waiting for Gary she lay on her back in the deep crisp snow. No sooner had Gary joined her then she found her arse frozen. so at Gary's insistance she got up and laid on the warm bonnet (Hood) of the car.
Nature took its course until he filled her with his usual vigour, when they suddenly heard a loud round of applause. quickly looking around they were amazed to see a 7 ton army truck complete with thirty soldiers all cheering and applauding them. they quickly jumped naked intot he car and tried to drive off. the car lurched forward over their clothes and hit a tree.
Imagine when the repair truck would have turned up, either two very wet and dirtily dressed people or worse two still naked people having to explain the damage on their car.
I still would love to see the report put in for the ********* pay out on that accident....lol