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    The Shadow (your dark side)

    Do you have a dark side?


    Your Score: The Elk


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    Bulls grow antlers annually from the time they are nearly one year old. When mature, a bull�s "rack" may have 6 to 8 points or tines on each side and weigh more than 30 pounds. The antlers are usually shed in March or April, and begin regrowing in May, when the bony growth is nourished by blood vessels and covered by furry-looking "velvet." Antler growth ceases each year by August, when the velvet dries up and bulls begin to scrape it off by rubbing against trees, in preparation for the autumn mating season or rut. A bull may gather 20-30 cows into his harem during the mating season, often clashing or locking antlers with another mature male for the privilege of dominating the herd group.


    Alright, so we've got bloody, sharpened weapons, harem gathering, big racks and velvet all over the place. You know what you are? The Elk; nature's biggest pimp.




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    Wizard-
    Read or Die!!
    (well at least get bruised up some)

    There are those who march to a different drummer, others of us just stomp around not hearing a damn thing

    other tales: A Norwegian Vacation (Wizard & Kristin)
    http://www.bluestories.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2121
    (another bdsm)- Amanda Finds Angel-
    http://www.bluestories.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1993
    a seriously funny tale: Nightmare At The White House
    http://www.bluestories.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1857

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    Your Score: The Giraffe


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    The tallest of animals, giraffes browse in treetops at heights inaccessible to other leaf-eaters. A male may be 18 ft from hoof to crown. The neck, which is up to 7 ft long, has only seven vertebrae, the usual number in mammals, but each is elongated. The legs are also long and end in large hooves; the body is relatively short. Giraffes travel in small herds led by a male. They can outrun most of their enemies and have been known to kill lions with a kick.

    Wait...what? "Kill lions with a kick?!"

    The King of the Beasts? And you like drop them with a swift hoof to the head or neck?

    That's hard.


    Have you ever seen the movie Elephant?





    The character John McFarland wears his shadow on his chest.




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    ;omNEVER argue with an idiot

    They will just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience;)

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    Your Score: The Dolphin


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    One of the most appealing characteristics of dolphins is their altruistic nature - they will often put their own safety at risk in order to help protect other members of their pod. The reason so many dolphins have been caught in trawler nets is that individuals refuse to flee the area and dessert those among them who have already been snared.

    But you're not fooling anyone.

    Dolphins kill sharks. They succeed in this by ramming the beast until it dies of either internal bleeding, or lack of mobility due to damaged bones and other locomotion structures. In the latter case, the shark literally drowns because it can no longer move and pull water across its gills.

    Now that...that's just evil.


    Have you ever seen the movie Elephant?





    The character John McFarland wears his shadow on his chest.




    Check out all sorts of gear featuring your personal shadow animal by clicking the link below. And remember, you aren't bound by the results of this test; you can wear any silhouette that feels right or just plain looks cool.


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    not fair, wizard gets a stag, DM gets a dolphin.......i get a bloody giraffe
    ;omNEVER argue with an idiot

    They will just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience;)

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    I'm not even sure what this means,
    but I know this my spirit animal is a grizzly bear wouldn't it eat the elk
    course given half a chance the bear would eat the dolphin and giraffe too

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    Your Score: The OstrichSilhouette 14


    The ostrich is the largest of all living birds and males often reach a height of 8 feet and weigh over 300 lbs. Females grow to over 6 ft. tall and weigh around 230-250 lbs when full grown. Females reach sexual maturity in around 2 years with the male lagging behind at between 3 to 4 years. The mating season varies according to the climate with the rainy season and extremely arid conditions being avoided. They cannot fly but can run very fast for a large bird and use that speed to escape predators. They also use their strong legs to kick out at anything that angers them. Serious injuries result.

    Forget all that. You know what you really are? You're a descendant of the velociraptor. Go watch the first Jurassic Park movie again. Not the second or third movies. Those ones suck.

    Trust me...The Ostrich is pure evil.


    Have you ever seen the movie Elephant?
    A Son of the South By the Grace of God! ;om

    Make LOVE Not WAR you egits-;lol;

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    Hummmm interesting...Thanks Bent
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    Okay Bent you and the bloody giraffe need to kick box-
    My elk takes on the winner-
    Unless DM grows legs anytime soon she has to wait this out- or should we do a water polo thing

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    a bump

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    Your Score: The Elk


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    Bulls grow antlers annually from the time they are nearly one year old. When mature, a bull�s "rack" may have 6 to 8 points or tines on each side and weigh more than 30 pounds. The antlers are usually shed in March or April, and begin regrowing in May, when the bony growth is nourished by blood vessels and covered by furry-looking "velvet." Antler growth ceases each year by August, when the velvet dries up and bulls begin to scrape it off by rubbing against trees, in preparation for the autumn mating season or rut. A bull may gather 20-30 cows into his harem during the mating season, often clashing or locking antlers with another mature male for the privilege of dominating the herd group.


    Alright, so we've got bloody, sharpened weapons, harem gathering, big racks and velvet all over the place. You know what you are? The Elk; nature's biggest pimp.


    Have you ever seen the movie Elephant?




    Link: The Shadow Test written by _Vanity_ on OkCupid Free ****** Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
    Last edited by freedom; 08-27-2007 at 12:09 AM.
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