Your Score: The Dolphin
One of the most appealing characteristics of dolphins is their altruistic nature - they will often put their own safety at risk in order to help protect other members of their pod. The reason so many dolphins have been caught in trawler nets is that individuals refuse to flee the area and dessert those among them who have already been snared.
But you're not fooling anyone.
Dolphins kill sharks. They succeed in this by ramming the beast until it dies of either internal bleeding, or lack of mobility due to damaged bones and other locomotion structures. In the latter case, the shark literally drowns because it can no longer move and pull water across its gills.
Now that...that's just evil.
Have you ever seen the movie Elephant?
The character John McFarland wears his shadow on his chest.
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