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The following piece of fiction contains strong sexual
content and is meant to be read only by adults. If you
are not at least 18 years old, or if you are offended by
this type of material, please do not read any further.
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"Double Cross"

A Frank Stern Mystery

(c) 1999 by DG (dionysian1@hotmail.com)

Chapter One
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Everyone has a hobby, and mine happens to be voyeurism. Over the
years I've built up quite an extensive collection of pictures of
unsuspecting women and couples in compromising or revealing positions.
Some I took in my capacity as a private detective, most were just for
fun. It's a dangerous hobby - that's part of the attraction, of
course - and I've gotten myself into some pretty sticky situations and
even been arrested once or twice. Embarrassing, but no big deal.
Until recently, that is. I took some pictures a few weeks ago, some
nice topless pictures on a public beach, and those pictures very
nearly got me killed.
Thinking back on it now makes me feel queasy inside and short of
breath. It would have been a stupid, shitty way to go. Anyway, it's
a long story, and I better start at the beginning if I'm going to get
it all down right. I'm not going to change any of the facts, though
God knows some of the facts make me look pretty bad. I'm the first to
admit I'm not the second coming of Sherlock Holmes, and I've already
admitted to being a sexual voyeur, but I'm not a liar.
I was between cases at the time, a situation I find myself in all
too often, and I had spent the morning moving furniture to make the
rent. I was on the freeway, heading back to my apartment for lunch,
when my cell phone rang. I reached behind me and fumbled through the
mess of packing straps, tools, and boxes that litter the back of my
van, finally coming up with the phone.
"Frank Stern."
"Frankie, there you are. It's Vic. Got a hot one for you,
buddy. I'd take it myself, but I gotta meet my parole officer in
twenty minutes. So naturally I thought of you."
Vic is a fellow voyeur, a lot more hard core than I am. That's
not why he's on parole though - he's a burglar by trade, and a bad
one. "So what's the story?" I asked.
"Two words for you, Frank: Claire Ingleford."
"No kidding, really?"
"Yep. She's on Sparkle Beach right now, catching some rays with
her world-famous hooters on full display."
"As seen in Playboy magazine."
"You got it. So whattya say?"
At the moment I was heading east, away from Sparkle Beach. It
would take me at least half an hour to get there, by which time the
show would probably be over. I was tired and hungry, and I had
another moving job scheduled for this afternoon.
But this was Claire Ingleford, star of the prime-time drama "LA
West," voted "TV's Sexiest Vixen" by People magazine two years
running. Not that I'm a big fan of the show, but the fact that she's
a celebrity does add to the attraction.
"I'm all over it, Vic. Wish me luck." I disconnected the phone
and cut across two lanes of traffic toward the next exit. Such is the
pull of the voyeur.
I made it in twenty-five minutes flat, and this time I was lucky.
Claire Ingleford was still there.
Sparkle Beach is one of the less crowded public beaches, since
it's no good for swimming or surfing. The waterline is littered with
jagged rocks, and the incoming waves throw up fountains of salty
spray, often creating rainbows or glittering sheets of luminescence.
Sparkle Beach is also known for another kind of glitter - celebrities.
The unwritten rules here are no autograph requests, no gushing
conversation, and absolutely no cameras. I always followed the first
two.
After taking off my shirt and pulling a faded Dodgers cap down
low over my eyes, I wandered along the beach, scanning my eyes back
and forth. It didn't take long to find what I was looking for: a
loose circle of people standing around trying to look like they
weren't gawking.
I wandered over and joined the group, and got my first look at
Claire Ingleford in real life. She was sitting on a chaise lounge
under a big multicolored beach umbrella, and despite the overcast
weather she was wearing sunglasses and a straw hat and had her nose
painted white with zinc oxide. Next to her was a big, tan man with
dark, curly hair. They were both reading magazines, pretending to be
oblivious to the dozen or so gaping onlookers. They were sitting only
about ten yards from the waterline, which was clever positioning,
because anyone who tried to linger in front of them to get a better
view would get wet from the spray.
But you could still see plenty from the side. Claire was wearing
only the bottom half of a bikini, and I could see the firm round curve
of her left breast extending out past her upper arm. I had my little
Olympus cupped in my hand, covered with a folded towel, and I slid the
shutter open with my thumb and aimed it by feel. I snapped off a few
shots, the towel muffling the snap and whine of the motors.
Some dolt yelled out "Claire, you're beautiful!" She looked up
from her magazine and smiled briefly. This caused a bit of a titter
from the onlookers. Claire has a distinctive smile - the corners of
her mouth turn up sharply, exposing her upper teeth and giving her an
almost feral look. Jack Nicholson smiles the same way. When Claire's
bad-girl character on "LA West" smiles at someone, it's like a Mafia
don giving the kiss of death. With any luck, that smile would now be
part of my personal collection.
As I worked my way along the perimeter, taking pictures as I
went, a throaty voice called out "Claire, how about standing up for a
second?" This was greeted by some nervous laughter.
The Sparkle Beach privacy conventions were obviously going to be
no match for a topless tv star who had recently posed for Playboy, and
I figured I had only a few minutes left, if that. I decided to cut
between Claire and the ocean, spray be damned, to get some frontal
shots.
But just as I was about to go for it, Claire and her companion
stood up. I shot a rapid-fire series of shots as she took off her hat
and shook out her glossy brown hair and then raised her arms up over
her head in a languorous stretch. A few people clapped and whistled,
and I didn't blame them. Claire Ingleford has a truly first-class
rack: firm, grapefruit-sized breasts capped with pink areola the size
of silver dollars and large, pouting nipples. With her arms raised
over her head and her back arched you'd swear they were fake, but then
when she relaxes and moves around you can see they're all-natural.
The rest of her isn't bad, either, although she was shorter than I had
imagined, maybe five-four or five.
I was in nirvana for thirty seconds or so, as Claire turned this
way and that, taking off her sandals, folding her towel, putting away
her magazine. It was like she was posing just for me, and I fired off
shot after glorious shot. Then two things happened at once. Claire
and her male companion started walking directly toward me, and I ran
out of film. The automatic rewind seemed as loud as a chain saw, and
I swore under my breath and wrapped the towel more firmly around the
little camera.
They passed within a few feet of me, holding hands, and then they
waded into the light surf. I could hear Claire laughing and
shrieking, and I figured they must be frolicking and splashing, but I
was on my knees in the sand, desperately fumbling with the Olympus,
trying to get the old roll out and a new roll in.
"Hey, what do you think you're doing? You're not supposed to be
taking pictures on this beach."
A middle-aged woman was looking down at me indignantly from
behind a huge pair of sunglasses. She was wearing one of those modest
one-piece bathing suits with the little ruffle-skirt around the
middle, and she was holding a Judith Krantz novel. I got the
impression she would just love to see a pervert like me strung up from
the nearest lifeguard tower.
I gave her a cold stare, and said "Ma'am, I'm with the FBI. I'm
going to have to ask you to step back and allow me to conduct my
business." She gave me a disbelieving look, but didn't say anything
else. Bold-faced lies like that can be surprisingly effective, if all
you need to do is buy a little time.
The new film loaded, I got to my feet and rejoined the crowd, the
middle-aged woman following behind. Claire was standing knee-deep in
the water with her back to ocean, her legs spread to brace herself
against the waves. Her oiled body was beaded with glistening drops of
water, and the cold Pacific had tightened her skin and made her
nipples even more prominent.
A wave crashed into her at waist level, and seawater gushed up
her back and over her head. She let out a little shriek of surprise,
and then she shook her head back and forth like a dog, her thick, wet
hair whipping around her head. Her breasts swung and wobbled
enticingly.
"Jesus, this water is freezing!" she said.
"We can tell," said one wit.
At this, Claire crossed her arms over her chest and turned
around. Then she looked back over her shoulder at the crowd of
people, as if noticing for the first time that she and her boyfriend
weren't alone. I suddenly realized that I wasn't taking pictures, and
I snapped a few shots.
"Are you all staring at me?" said Claire. Her eyes were wide and
innocent. It was sort of a silly performance, but I was enjoying it
anyway. She turned around and put her hands on her hips, and thrust
her chest out provocatively. I remembered a very similar shot from
the Playboy spread that came out last year. I took another quick shot
and then decided to work my way closer.
"I really shouldn't be doing this," said Claire with a smile.
Her tone was conversational, but her voice was loud enough for
everyone to hear. "I have a movie opening in a few weeks, a serious
big-budget movie, and the producers told me to behave myself."
"Are there nude scenes?" asked someone. It sounded like the same
guy who had asked her to stand up.
Claire chuckled, not put out at all. "Of course. We shot some
very steamy love scenes, but I'm not sure how much ended up in the
movie. They told me it would be tasteful, but I'm kind of worried
that they'll show too much. I guess we'll all have to go to the
theaters and find out. The title is "Wishing Her Life Away," and it
has Alec Baldwin and Gene Hackman in it too."
Just as she finished her little plug, a big wave smacked her in
the back, knocking her forward onto her hands and knees. As her dark-
haired companion helped her back to her feet, I got some nice unposed
shots of her breasts swinging and swaying. The rush of water had
driven her bathing suit into the cleft between her buttocks, turning
it into a thong, and this had exposed the rose tattoo on her shapely
left buttock. I got a shot of that before the man straightened out
her suit for her. Claire was laughing at the little pratfall, but the
man seemed to be upset, and they exchanged a few private words.
"OK, everyone, I've got to get going," said Claire. "Don't tell
the Warner Brothers people I've been running around half-naked, OK?
I'll get in big trouble."
Yeah, right.
As they started walking back towards their umbrella, there was a
little round of applause from the crowd, which had grown to maybe
forty people. The applause seemed appropriate, since the whole thing
had the flavor of a staged event. I wondered if it was a publicity
stunt to promote the movie, but the lack of any media seemed to
preclude that.
Just as the clapping died down, the woman with the Judith Krantz
novel called out "Miss Ingleford, that tall thin man right in front of
you has been taking pictures of you all along. I just thought you
should know."
There was a moment of truly dreadful silence. I looked around,
as if trying to spot the shmuck with the camera. A lot of people were
looking right back at me.
"Who? Who's got a camera?" It was the boyfriend, and he sounded
very angry. I started to melt back into the crowd.
"That man right there in the baseball cap! He's got it hidden
under that towel."
She was pointing right at me, and a tight circle of curious
people formed around me, marking me as clearly as if I had a target
painted on my chest. I decided that a graceful exit wasn't going to
be in the cards. I barged right between a young couple holding hands,
wove through the rest of the crowd like a tailback, and broke into the
clear, heading back toward the parking lot at a sprint.
Once you make the decision to run for it, the best thing to do is
go all out. People are rarely willing to chase after someone on foot,
and a sudden cheetah-like explosion will get you out of a variety of
unpleasant situations.
I glanced back over my shoulder and saw the boyfriend giving
determined and athletic chase, his jaw locked with effort and his bare
feet kicking up little sprays of sand. There are exceptions to every
rule, and they are what make life interesting.
My loosely-tied sneakers were sloshing around uncomfortably on my
feet, and I knew the boyfriend was gaining on me. But the parking lot
was in sight, and I still had a good lead. I put my head down and
concentrated on maintaining my form over the last fifty yards or so.
I hurdled the low cement wall separating the beach from the parking
lot, and made a beeline for my van.
I had left the van unlocked for this very reason, and I gave
myself a mental pat on the back for my crafty foresight as I wrestled
the rusty door open and slid inside. I fumbled the key into the
ignition and started it up, and wasted no time heading for the exit.
In the side mirror I saw the aggrieved escort picking his way gingerly
along the hot asphalt, staring angrily at me. I resisted the impulse
to thumb my nose.
Back on the freeway, I cranked up the radio and wailed along with
the Stones as they complained about the Honkytonk Blues. The brief,
heart-pounding chase had sent a cleansing flood of adrenaline through
my body, temporarily washing away the malaise and irritation that had
dogged me for the past few weeks. I patted the little cylinder of
film in my pocket like a druggie who has just scored a week's worth of
his favorite potion.
I showed up at my afternoon moving job right on time, and for
once everything went smoothly. A old guy with a giant china cabinet
in his dining room, a hideous old piece in ink-dark mahogany with
ornate carvings of stags and boars all along the top. Probably worth
at least ten grand.
The thing had been looming against that dining room wall for
something like forty years, but now the owner was moving into a
smaller place and putting it up for auction. The brawny meatheads
from Atlas movers had told the guy it was all one piece, and that he'd
have to call in a specialist mover.
So I show up with my partner, a wily Italian guy by the name of
Alonzo, and we see right away that unless they built the house around
the thing, it has to come apart. Alonzo knows his furniture, and he
remembers that these old German cabinets have a special inside
attachment holding them together. He takes out a few drawers, pokes
around with a flashlight and a screwdriver, and ten minutes later we
have the thing in two pieces and the job is a piece of cake.
There's a moral there somewhere, but damned if I know what it is.
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Comments are welcome.

DG
dionysian1@hotmail.com
DG's story Page: http://baird.pair.com/dg.htm

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The following piece of fiction contains strong sexual
content and is meant to be read only by adults. If you
are not at least 18 years old, or if you are offended by
this type of material, please do not read any further.
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"Double Cross"

A Frank Stern Mystery

(c) 1999 by DG (dionysian1@hotmail.com)

Chapter Two
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By the time I got home it was after seven, and I was famished. I
live in Jasmine Heights, in a one-bedroom apartment. It's a nice
building, all brick with a swimming pool in the courtyard, with
sixteen units in all. I live in one of the garden apartments, which
is a polite way of saying the basement. I really can't afford to
live here the way things have been going the past couple years, but I
hate to move now that I've got the darkroom set up.
I made myself a sloppy ham and cheese sandwich and ate it in
front of the computer while I checked my email. Six messages with
words like "Opportunity," "$$$," and "Cash" in the header that I
deleted unread. I get a kick out of the ones hawking bulk email
programs - it's like trying to sell guns by going around shooting
people. A message from Vic asking if anything happened on Sparkle
Beach. I composed a reply, hitting the highlights, and then I went
into my cozy bathroom and took a shower.
The anticipation of developing the pictures of Claire was making
my skin tingle. As I toweled off after the shower, the damp
terrycloth rubbing across my cock sent a shock of pleasure through my
body, and I had an overwhelming urge to jerk off. On the theory that
self-deprivation was good for me, I put on a loose pair of shorts and
a T-shirt, and then I took the roll of film into the darkroom.
I built the darkroom myself, by walling off a corner of the
living room with fiberboard paneling. The hardest part was the
plumbing. I had to break into the living-room wall and tap into the
cold water pipe which heads to the bathroom. The building manager
wasn't too thrilled when he found out, but since I'm already in the
basement I can't flood anyone but myself, and he let it go.
I closed the door behind me, and for a split second before I
turned on the dim red light I was in absolute darkness. The inside
space is about eight feet by six, and most of that is taken up by a
row of sinks, metal shelves for supplies, and a big developing table.
It's kind of cozy in there, with the dim lighting, the burbling flow
of water in the sinks, and the familiar smell of the chemicals. I
often spend hours in there fooling around with negatives, losing track
of the time as I try to get the perfect print. Then I come stumbling
out, disoriented and blinking against the sudden light, like a
submariner surfacing and opening the hatch after a long cruise.
I turned on the little radio to a classic rock station, keeping
the volume low, and got to work. First I quickly make a set of small
working prints, skipping only the frames that were completely out of
focus or misaimed. Then I turned on the light and spent a few minutes
going through them, marking where I would crop and picking out the
best shots for enlargement. Usually when I shoot a roll under such
difficult conditions there will only be a few decent shots, but out of
the twenty-two frames of Claire Ingleford fifteen were of usable
quality. I winnowed that down to eleven by eliminating repeats, and
then turned off the light.
An hour later I had about a dozen good-quality five-by-seven
prints hanging from the drying clips on the outside wall of the
darkroom. I sat on the couch with a beer in my hand and gazed at them
fondly. The little Olympus has a terrific autofocus, and all the
shots were crisp and clear. Claire turning in her chaise with a smile
on her face, one breast exposed. Claire with her back arched and her
hands over her head, her breasts thrust out proudly as she stretched.
A close-up from the side, as she walked by me toward the beach, with
her large nipple outlined against the blue water.
A door slammed on the other side of the courtyard, a sound I had
been unconsciously listening for. I went to the kitchen window and
looked out. Sure enough, the lights had gone on in Gerri's apartment.
Gerri Imbasi is a woman I did a favor for a while back, and we're now
on good terms, if not exactly close friends. I don't think Gerri has
friends. She's a stunning African woman, an immigrant from Liberia.
She's a call girl, and a very expensive one. I could never afford a
date with her at her going rate, but I get a sort of discount service.
I called her up and invited her over, telling her I had some
pictures to show her. Gerri has an improbable voyeuristic streak, and
enjoys my collection almost as much as I do.
She walked into my kitchen a few minutes later without knocking,
dressed casually in white jeans and a tight yellow top. Gerri is six
feet tall, with long, slim legs, a firm round ass, and small high
breasts which are always braless. Her skin is the color of milk
chocolate. I would describe her face as exotic rather than beautiful,
but that's just a matter of taste. She was wearing gold sandals with
two-inch heels, which put her almost eye-to-eye with me.
"Hello Frank." She gave me a cool smile and went over to the
refrigerator and took out a diet coke.
"Busy day?" I asked.
"No, not really. The ad executive took me out to dinner, and
then he got called back to the office before I could earn my money."
Gerri has four or five regular clients. There's the managing
partner, the rock musician, the rich young playboy, and the ad
executive, who is her least favorite. There's also the private dick,
I guess, although I don't really pay enough to be considered a client.
"Lucky you," I said.
"I suppose. So you have some new pictures?"
"Yep. Took them this afternoon on Sparkle Beach."
She walked by me into the living room, and I followed her,
catching a faint whiff of her musky perfume. She went over to the
pictures drying on the darkroom wall and studied them carefully for a
few minutes without comment, her hands on her hips. I fondled myself
discreetly through my shorts as I watched her.
"She's beautiful," she said finally, in her precise, faintly-
accented English. "Very nice breasts. They are real. But she is just
sunbathing, yes? Not very exciting. I can see this every day in the
changing room at the gym."
"Yeah, but I can't."
She raised an eyebrow. "Yes, I see your point. But you sounded
so excited about these pictures..."
"Doesn't she look familiar?" I prodded.
Gerri turned back to the pictures and then her eyes got wide.
"Oh! Of course...this is the one from that tv show - the one who is
always doing mean things to her employees. I would have known, but
she has the sun cream on her nose. She is very well known. What is
her name?"
"Claire Ingleford."
"Yes. OK, Frank, you are right. These are good pictures. You
don't usually get pictures of famous people."
"Right, I don't really do celebrities. They have professional
photographers stalking them, not to mention fans, so they're usually
pretty wary. I'd rather just get regular people doing nasty things,
anyway. But this one fell into my lap."
"It would be nice if she was sucking this other man's cock
instead of just walking around. But the pictures are very good. Nice
and sharp."
She took a sip of her diet coke, and gave me a look of faint
amusement.
I took my hand out of my pocket, cleared my throat, and said "So
how would you like to make twenty dollars the hard way?"
She shook her head. "Such a charming man. Such a way with the
ladies."
I felt myself flush. Gerri always makes it difficult for me.
She knows I'm nervous around her, and I think she's enjoys the
feeling. Or maybe she figures if she doesn't needle me a little, I'd
be bugging her all the time.
"If it's a bad time..."
"No, it's not a bad time. Come over in ten minutes, all right?"
"OK, great."
I knocked on her back door eleven minutes later. Gerri had
changed into cotton shorts, a tank top, and sneakers. She had a small
tattoo on her upper arm, a geometric shape that was barely visible
against her dark skin.
"Going to exercise?" I asked.
"Yes. I am going to ride the bicycle for a while. Make yourself
comfortable, I'll be right with you."
From the inside, it's hard to believe Gerri's apartment is in the
same building as mine. Her kitchen is spotless and shiny, with a
noticeable lack of any sort of cooking equipment. The living and
dining rooms are also neat and clean, not to mention well decorated.
I've never seen the bedroom, but I imagine it's the same way. The
hardwood floors have been recently refinished, and they gleam with
polish. Mine look like a hockey game has been played on them. The
couch and chairs are in matching white leather. African art hangs on
the walls. An incense candle is always burning, giving off some sort
of pleasant scent, sandalwood maybe.
I stood waiting in the living room, watching the muted
television, which was tuned to CNN. Stock quotes flowed along under
an attractive older woman in a business suit. My cock was rigid and
pulsing, but I forced myself not to touch it.
Gerri came back in and spread a large towel on the couch. I took
off my shoes and socks, and then slowly took off my shirt and then my
shorts. It isn't necessary that I be completely naked, but I consider
it part of the experience. There is something faintly humiliating but
very erotic about being naked in the presence of a fully dressed woman
who is going to stay that way.
I lay down on the couch and watched Gerri as she moved a small
rug next to the couch and then kneeled on it.
"You have a nice cock, Frank. It has a very nice shape."
"Thanks," I said, looking down at my organ. It's a little
longer and a little thinner than average, and very straight. At the
moment the head was dark red and swollen, and a drop of clear liquid
was beaded at the tip.
Gerri took a clear bottle of oil and poured a thin stream into
her hand. Then she poured some directly onto my cock and balls, and
the faint tickle of it made me suck in my breath and clench my
stomach. She worked the oil in gently with her long fingers, spending
a long time on my balls before finally taking my shaft in her hand.
She stroked the shaft, squeezing it firmly and moving it around
in slow circles, but avoiding the head. She could make me come in
about three seconds by just rubbing the head of my cock, but she
didn't.
I looked up at her, and felt an overwhelming surge of desire. I
wanted to do unspeakably nasty things to her, to lick every crevice of
her body. Somehow I remained still.
"Are you thinking about Claire Ingleford?" She had moved up over
me and was slowly pulling my slippery cock upward through her fists,
one fist at a time, like she was pulling weeds out of a garden.
"No. Well, yes." I was now.
"She has lovely breasts."
"Her nipples are incredible," I said. "I'd love to suck on them,
bite them."
"Hmm, I bet you would. I might even enjoy that too." Gerri is
mildly bisexual. She occasionally participates in threesomes with
very rich, very lucky men who like their women two at a time. God, I
wish I was rich.
She smiled as if she knew what I was thinking. "All right...I
want you to close your eyes."
I complied.
"Claire Ingleford is kneeling between your legs, leaning forward
with her breasts hanging on either side of your cock." Gerri's voice
was smooth and lilting in my ear. She was massaging my cock between
the palms of her hands, and it did feel a little like breasts.
"She pushes her breasts together around your cock, and you start
sliding in and out of her cleavage."
I was getting close now. She was rubbing and squeezing the head
of my cock, and the semen was starting to move north. I thought about
the way Claire's breasts had swung from side to side as she leaned
over in the ocean, and a little groan escaped me.
"Keep going," I muttered. "Don't stop."
"All right, Frank," she said solicitously. "Gerri is not a
tease."
She suddenly started to stroke me full-bore, her hand pumping up
and down rapidly with a lighter pressure. I let out a long moan and
then came like a geyser, bucking my hips up into the air. When it was
finally over, I lay there panting, my body a boneless mass of jello.
I felt quite literally drained, as if my balls had pumped themselves
dry. I've slept with a lot of women in a lot of ways (usually paying
for it, in case you think I'm bragging), and a hand job from Gerri is
the only thing that leaves me this way.
Gerri went to the kitchen and returned with a warm washcloth.
She cleaned me gently and thoroughly, removing all the semen and oil.
"Thank you," I said, when she was done. "You're incredible. If
you can do that with your hands, it's scary to think what you can do
with your mouth and your pussy."
She shrugged. "It is a skill, like playing the piano, or
juggling. And also you have to understand the human nature a little.
To know what will work at the certain moment, you know?"
"I guess. Don't ruin it for me by getting all clinical. It
would be like finding out how the magician saws the lady in half."
I put my clothes on, expecting to leave. Gerri usually
disappeared at this point, as if afraid I might want to cuddle or
something. But today she sat next to me on the couch and watched me
thoughtfully as I put on my shoes.
"Frank, how old are you?"
"Thirty-four. Why?"
"Don't you think you should have a relationship? Have a girl
friend, I mean?"
"Wait, I thought you were my girlfriend."
"Very funny. You could have a girlfriend, Frank. You are tall
and you have a nice face. It would be better if you lifted weights,
of course, but still..."
This sudden maternal interest in my personal life was way out of
character. "Gerri, what exactly are you getting at?"
She shrugged and crossed her long slim legs. "You and I, we are
all alone. Sometimes it is nice, sometimes not so nice, right?"
"Aha."
"What do you mean, aha?"
"I mean, aha, this isn't about me, it's about you."
She looked embarrassed. "OK, yes, it is about me. Today one of
my clients asked me to marry him."
"Really? Which one, the managing partner?" I knew he was her
favorite.
"Yes. He even bought me a diamond ring, but I didn't take it. I
told him I would think about it."
"Do you love him?"
"Do I love him?" She smiled warily, as if afraid I was joking.
"No. I am not big for love. But he is a nice man, and he likes me a
lot. And he is very rich."
"Sounds like a match made in heaven," I said, standing up.
"Gerri, I'm the last person in the world who should be giving
relationship advice. But I think it would be very weird getting
married to a guy who has been paying you thousands of dollars to tie
him up and spank him for the past two years."
She walked me to the back door. "Yes, that is what I think too.
Also, he has a wife and children."
"That's another factor to consider."
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"Double Cross"

A Frank Stern Mystery

(c) 1999 by DG (dionysian1@hotmail.com)


Chapter Three
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The next morning I got up late and ran some errands on the way to
my office. I work out of a small windowless room that is part of a
dry cleaning establishment in a strip mall. The rent is minimal, but
I still have problems paying it. It's really just a place to have an
answering machine and to meet with clients. I could easily work out
of my apartment, but people expect a detective to have an office.
I parked my van and bought a big cup of regular drip coffee at
the Starbuck's and took it with me to the Busy Bee dry cleaners. Mr.
Han, the chinese proprietor, was sitting behind the cash register like
a statue. I said hello and he lifted one hand without changing
expression. I'm not sure he fully appreciates the romance and
excitement of having a genuine private eye on his premises.
To get to my office, you go through the doorway at the left of
the front counter and then turn right down a narrow hallway that ends
in a fire exit at the back of the building My office is on the left,
halfway down the hall. The solid wooden door says "Frank Stern,
Licensed Private Detective," in gold stick-on letters. Otherwise it
could easily be mistaken for a supply closet.
The inside is pretty drab. A huge, battered wood desk with
drawers that stick, two dusty metal file cabinets, a few old chairs.
I do have a decent computer, which looks out of place. The answering
machine was flashing one message, which is more than I get on most
mornings. I punched the message button and dropped into my swivel
chair.
Ten seconds later I was back on my feet and heading out the door,
my coffee left steaming on the desk. It was from Larry, the manager
of my apartment building - someone had just broken into my apartment.
It only took me fifteen minutes to get back home, but it seemed
like forever. I don't have renter's insurance, and I have a lot of
stuff in my apartment. It seemed quite likely that this was going to
be a very costly morning.
Larry was standing at the head of the little staircase that leads
down to my back door. He's a short, round guy who I've never seen
wearing a shirt. He looked up at me with a scowl and said "Gerri
called me a little while ago. Said she saw a guy leaving your
apartment, looked kinda suspicious. I went over, saw the door was
busted. I didn't call the cops yet."
He scratched a hairy armpit and glared at me, as if it was my
fault that someone had broken down my door. I didn't let the glare
bother me. Building managers always look at tenants that way,
otherwise they get bugged constantly about fixing things.
"Let's go take a look, see what's missing," I said, trying to
breath evenly.
I went down the stairs and looked at the door, which was ajar.
Judging from the splinters around the lock, it had been forced open
with a prybar. With a feeling of dread, I pushed it open and went
inside. My first impression wasn't a good one. My place had been
tossed, and it had been done roughly, by someone in a hurry. The
floors were covered with books, CDs, cushions, and whatever else had
been on my shelves and in my drawers.
"Motherfucker," said Larry. "They really messed the place up."
"Thanks for the observation."
I picked my way through the debris and went into the bedroom. I
have a safe in the back of my closet which contains my picture
collection and other miscellaneous small valuables. It had been
discovered, but was undamaged.
I went back to the living room. Larry was putting the couch
cushions back.
"Your tv and VCR and stereo are all still here," he said. "Not
busted or anything."
I nodded. It was starting to look like it wasn't too bad. It's
not like I have an expensive art collection or a drawer full of
jewelry. Then I remembered the pictures of Claire Ingleford, which I
had rather foolishly left on the coffee table.
"Shit. You see any pictures around? Five by sevens of a topless
brunette?"
Larry knows about my hobby, so he took this in stride. "Nope.
Think they got nicked?"
"Probably." I went into the darkroom and turned on the light.
It was also in complete disarray. My expensive enlarger was tipped
over on it its side, and I felt a stab of fresh anger. It didn't take
long to figure out that the negatives of Claire Ingleford had also
been stolen.
"I guess a thief sees a stack of topless pictures, he's gonna
grab them," said Larry. "Human nature."
"Makes sense," I agreed. I didn't mention that the negatives
were also missing, which made less sense for a burglar to bother with.
I started putting the darkroom back in order, and Larry went back
to straightening up the living room. Despite the scowl and gruff
attitude, he's not a bad guy.
An hour later the place was almost presentable, which is to say
it looked better than it did before the break-in.
"So what's the damage?" asked Larry.
"A Nikon camera body and a pair of binoculars," I said. "Plus
the pictures. That's all I can say for sure."
"Coulda been worse. Gerri said the guy wasn't carrying anything
big. Some balls, busting into a place in the middle of the morning."
"Did Gerri get a good look at him?"
"Nope. Said he was on the big side, was dressed pretty nice. He
had a hat, and she didn't see his face."
I chewed on that for a few seconds.
Larry said "So you wanna call the cops?"
"What do you think?"
He shrugged. "What they do is come out, poke around for a while,
ask you a bunch of stupid questions, make you fill out a buncha forms,
and then tell you to put on a stronger lock. It ain't like they're
gonna catch the guy or get your stuff back. On the other hand, if you
want your insurance to pay for the camera and binocs, you gotta file a
report."
"I don't have insurance. Forget the police. Maybe I'll look
into it myself."
"Hey, there you go. You gotcher self a new case. Lemme know if
I can help - I'd love to see you catch the bastard."
I nodded numbly, the utter futility of launching a one-man
investigation into an apartment break-in washing over me. If I was
serious, I should have dusted around for fingerprints before Larry and
I straightened up. The feeling of helplessness and anger that
accompanies a gross violation of one's personal space was keeping me
from thinking straight.
"You OK?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
"I'll get your door fixed today. I'll see if I can put on
something that doesn't pry open so easy. We got insurance that covers
that sorta thing."
"Great. Thanks, Larry."
He patted me on the back in an awkward gesture of brotherhood and
waddled away. I decided I might as well head back to the office.
On my way, I remembered something that had been nagging at me
since I discovered the pictures were missing. I had never developed
the second roll of film, the one that had shots of Claire frolicking
in the ocean. I knew those pictures wouldn't be as good as the other
ones, but now they would be better than nothing. The film was still
in the little Olympus, which I hadn't seen in my apartment, and for a
bad moment I thought that it must have been stolen. Then I reached
behind me and found it on a folded blanket where I had hastily tossed
it during my ignomius retreat from Sparkle Beach.
I was feeling a little more cheerful as I parked in the strip
mall for the second time that day. Exercising more caution than
usual, I took the camera with me rather than leaving it in the van.
It was already past one, and I stopped at the Subway for a turkey sub
to go. It's actually pretty convenient working in a strip mall.
I ate the sub at my desk, washing it down with the tepid
Starbuck's coffee, and pondered the break-in. I was going to have to
become more security conscious, maybe install an alarm. I allowed
myself to luxuriate in a Charles Bronson fantasy of a silent alarm
that would allow me to show up at my apartment with a baseball bat and
a pair of pruning shears while a burglary was in progress. Then I
forced myself to get real.
The fact that the negatives had been taken from the darkroom
seemed very odd. You can't really see what's on negatives unless you
hold them up to the light and squint hard or load them into the
lightbox, and I had a hard time imagining a nervous burglar who was
ransacking the place for valuables bothering to do that.
My gut instinct was telling me that it wasn't a random burglary
at all, but that someone had broken in just to get the pictures. The
problem with this scenario is that it's just the sort of paranoid
fantasy that a down-and-out private eye would cook up in his head to
give himself something to do. I decided I would run it by someone who
would give me an unbiased opinion. Like maybe Gerri. My cock
twitched at the thought.
As it turned out, that wasn't necessary. I was scanning through
some newsgroups on the computer when my warning buzzer went off,
informing me that someone had opened the door at the other end of the
little corridor that led to my office. I installed the circuit to
give me a little warning when I'm going to have a visitor. Sort of a
nice private-eye touch, I think. It gives me just enough time to
sweep a pile of diamonds off the desktop into a drawer, or to make
sure my gun is loaded and in my shoulder holster, that sort of thing.
More realistically, it gives me a chance to zip up and put on the
screen saver.
This time I just spent the extra ten seconds trying to guess who
it might be. I didn't even get close, although I might have if I had
trusted my gut a little more. I opened the door in response to the
sharp knock and found myself facing a beautiful dark-haired woman
wearing a baseball cap and expensive-looking sunglasses. It was
Claire Ingleford.
"Come on in," I said, after gaping for a moment. "Have a seat."
To my relief, my voice didn't quaver or break. I sat back down in my
chair and she took the straight-back chair across from the desk.
We stared at each other coldly for several seconds. The fact
that she was here confirmed beyond a doubt that she was behind the
break-in, and celebrity or no, I was pissed. Not so pissed that I
couldn't appreciate her looks, however. She was dressed simply in
black slacks and a silver silk shirt that clung enticingly to her
breasts. The top three buttons were undone, exposing a few inches of
smooth tan cleavage.
She took off her cap and sunglasses, put the sunglasses in the
cap, and set them next to her chair, staring at me all the while. Her
eyes were a beautiful shade of dark green, and very wide. With her
makeup on and her hair pulled back, she was much more recognizable
than she had been on the beach. She wasn't quite a classic beauty,
but the little imperfections in her features only enhanced her
powerful sex appeal. Her face was a smidgen too wide, which made her
look playful and catlike. Her lower lip was maybe a fraction too
full, which just added to her sensuality.
Finally the silence began to seem ridiculous. "Claire Ingleford,
the actress, right?"
She nodded. "Would you be surprised to hear that I recognize you
too, Mr. Stern?"
"I can't imagine from where."
"Sparkle Beach. Yesterday afternoon you were taking pictures of
me, sneaking around with a little camera hidden under a towel. Enrico
chased you off and got your license plate."
Nothing like getting right to the point. I didn't want to
confirm this directly, but it seemed childish to deny it.
"Enrico - he would be your friend the burglar?"
"I don't know what your talking about," she said, with a complete
lack of conviction.
We stared at each other again. This time it was Claire who broke
the silence.
"I want to buy back the pictures. I'll give you two thousand
dollars for the negatives and any prints you've already made. And if
you're stalking me, I want you to stop immediately."
"I'm not stalking you."
She shrugged. "Then you won't have any problem leaving me alone
in the future." I noticed she was tapping her foot nervously against
the leg of the chair. She seemed to be very tightly wound, as if she
was holding herself together by force of will. It took a certain
amount of guts to show up alone at the office of a creep who had been
sneaking pictures of her, I had to give her that.
"I did have the pictures at one point," I said. "But they were
stolen out of my apartment this morning. If I'd known that someone
was willing to pay two grand for them, I guess I would have been more
careful."
I wanted her to admit, at least indirectly, that she was behind
the break-in. What I really wanted to know was why she was so anxious
to get the pictures.
"All right, lets stop playing games," she said. "We both know
some of the pictures are still in your possession. The ones of me in
the water."
I nodded. "OK, no more games. Do you mind if I ask why you're
so anxious to have the pictures?"
"Not that it's any of your business, Mr. Stern, but I don't want
to see them in a sleazy tabloid. I'm trying to clean up my image.
But don't get any ideas about raising the price. Two thousand dollars
is more than fair."
It hadn't occurred to me that a tabloid would be interested. But
since the pictures were taken while she was cavorting in public, it
would be perfectly legal to publish them.
"You posed in Playboy six months ago. How is this any
different?"
I could see her jaw muscles working as she gritted her teeth.
"It's complicated. It has to do with my movie deal. And it's really
none of your business."
"All right, forget I asked. I don't have the pictures here in my
office, but I can get them to you by tomorrow." Actually they were in
the camera which was sitting on the desk right in front of her, but
there was no way I was turning over the film before I had a chance to
look at it myself.
"I want them as soon as possible. I don't want you shopping
around for a better offer, showing them to everyone in town in the
process."
She was deliberately trying to annoy me, and I tried not to let
my irritation show. "If we strike a deal for the pictures, then
you'll have my word that I won't do that. If that's not enough, I can
give you a signed contract for the pictures."
I opened a file drawer and took out a blank contract with my
letterhead. "If I break a contract you can complain to the state and
get my license revoked."
She waved the back of her hand at the contract. "Forget that.
Can you get me the negatives and pictures by tonight? Say ten or
eleven?"
"Yes. The price is two thousand dollars cash plus a Nikon 3800
camera body and a pair of 8x10 binoculars."
She looked genuinely confused.
"It's OK if they're used," I added. "It's just that the camera
is hard to replace, and has sentimental value."
Comprehension dawned. "He didn't."
"Oh yes, he did. He also left my apartment looking like the
inside of a dumpster."
"Oh fuck, did he really? If that's true, I'm sorry." She
sounded sincere, and I suspected Enrico was going to experience a
sudden decrease in nookie. Poor guy.
She said "I'll see what I can do. If I can't recover those
items, will you accept an extra five hundred instead?"
"All right."
"Then we have a deal." She stood up and held out a card with a
Beverly Hills address hand-printed on it. "Bring them by tonight."
I stood up and as I took the card, I couldn't resist peeking into
her cleavage. I caught a glimpse of a full curve of breast and black
lace trim. It hit home that I was standing a few feet away from a
famous actress and sex symbol, and I was suddenly star struck.
"I'm looking forward to seeing your movie, Ms. Ingleford. What
was the name of it again?"
She gave me a tight smile. "Wishing Her Life Away."
I nodded knowingly, as if the title had been on the tip of my
tongue. I couldn't think of a single thing to say.
She put on her hat and sunglasses and said "So you're really a
private detective?"
"That's right - Frank Stern, P.I., at your service. If there's
ever anything you need help with, just let me know."
She looked around my shabby office with an expression of
emasculating disdain.
"Sure. If I lose a cat or something, maybe I'll give you call.
See you tonight." She walked out, closing the door quietly behind
her.
I cupped my balls at the door and said "Bite me." It didn't make
me feel much better.
I paced around the office, trying to think. It had been quite a
day, and it was still only early afternoon. Eventually a few synapses
managed to fire, and I went to the computer and looked up the number
for a guy I know at the Enquirer. I don't think you'll be surprised
to hear that they have a lot of voyeurs on their staff.
He answered on the first ring.
"Chuck Werner, what have you got for me?" His voice sounded like
he was gargling gravel chips, the result of getting punched in the
throat some years ago.
"Chuck, it's Frank Stern. How's it going?"
"Frank, good to hear from you. Heard about that mess you got
yourself into last month- you lookin' to borrow money for bail?" He
laughed, and I held the phone away from my ear until he was finished.
"No, the charges were dropped."
"Great, great. So what can I do you for?"
"I'm trying to get an idea of how much some pictures might be
worth. Let's say I had topless shots of a well-known tv actress.
Close-up and sharp, and taken on a public beach so no legal problems."
"We might be able to use that. You don't want to tell me who?"
"Sorry."
"No, that's OK. Would you say this goes against her reputation?
Like is this going to surprise people?"
"No, she's posed nude in the past. Great tits."
"Hmm. See, we have to block off the nipples for our rag. So it
would just be like her in a bathing suit. If the fact that she's
topless isn't a shocker, like with a princess or something, it's not a
huge deal. We might put a shot like that in our 'Celebrities about
Town' section. That would pay from two to four hunnert bucks."
"OK, that's sort of what I figured. Thanks, Chuck."
"You bet."
I sat on the edge of my desk and reviewed the situation for a few
minutes. Obviously I would take the two thousand. I would have taken
it even if I could sell the pictures to a tabloid for more. I do have
some scruples, and my strict personal rule against exploiting the
people I take pictures of lets me sleep better at night. But Claire
Ingleford had no way of knowing that, and she had clearly made a
highball offer. The question was why. I didn't find her explanation
particularly convincing, to say the least.
My thoughts were interrupted when the warning buzzer sounded
again. This time I used the extra ten seconds to stash the little
Olympus with its valuable cargo in a hiding place I have behind one of
the file cabinets.
No knock came, so after a minute I opened the door. A clean-cut
young man wearing a blue uniform was standing there, his knuckles
raised as if in mid-knock. I suspected he had been listening at my
door.
"Are you Frank Stern?" he asked politely.
I admitted it.
"Sergeant Martinez, fourth precinct." He flashed his shield at
me.
"Come on in, Martinez," I said reluctantly. Fourth precinct cops
weren't my favorite people in the world.
He shook his head. "Actually, they want to talk to you back at
the station. I'm supposed to drive you over right now."
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content and is meant to be read only by adults. If you
are not at least 18 years old, or if you are offended by
this type of material, please do not read any further.
========================================================

"Double Cross"

A Frank Stern Mystery

(c) 1999 by DG (dionysian1@hotmail.com)


Chapter Four
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I followed Sergeant Martinez out of the Busy Bee dry cleaners and
into the bright sunlight. I had briefly considered refusing to
cooperate, but you just can't win that game, especially if you're a
private dick. Besides, I was curious to know what they wanted.
I got into the passenger side of the white Ford LTD, which was
easily recognizable as a police car without the decals and light bar.
They still haven't quite figured out the plainclothes/undercover thing
yet when it comes to cars.
"Who exactly wants to talk to me?" I asked as we pulled out of
the lot.
"Detectives Rank and Callahan."
"Wonderful. So Rank has nothing better to do than to stake out
my office. What sort of lame excuse did he give for hassling me?"
Martinez gave me an apologetic glance. "I'm really not supposed
to say anything."
"So Tina Callahan made detective?" I asked.
"Yep. Just last month." He gave me a sidelong look. "Say, you
got busted a few months back, didn't you?"
"Who, me?"
"Yeah, I remember hearing about something. A private dick busted
for indecent."
"Stop playing around Martinez. I know everyone in the Fourth is
aware of all the details. Thanks to my buddy Barry Rank."
A grin appeared on his face, which he quickly smothered. "I got
Rank's side of the story, yeah. I wouldn't mind getting your side."
I sighed. "There's not much to tell. I was on the job, working
an adultery case. I had the wife's lover's house staked out, and I
hit paydirt. They were going at it in the bedroom with the light on
and the shade up six inches or so. I was taking pictures from my car
from about twenty yards away. Then I got greedy and decided to go in
for some closeups."
"Uh-huh. Rank didn't mention you were working a case."
"I'm not surprised. Anyway, it just wasn't my night. A beat cop
had spotted my van parked on the street in a nice area and run my
plates. When it came up as me, Rank drove out himself, snuck up on
me, took pictures, and then arrested me for trespassing."
"And indecent."
"That came later, when the lover understandably decided not to
press charges."
Martinez shook his head. "Between you and me, I think it was
shitty what he did with those pictures."
I didn't say anything. Rank had caught me dead to rights with my
dick in my hand under the bedroom window, and had taken Polaroids.
That much I couldn't really fault. But then he had put the Polaroids
up on a bulletin board over his desk, complete with my name and a
funny caption contest that everyone was encouraged to participate in.
My face was flushed just thinking about it. The fact that he had been
forced to drop the indecent exposure charges because of the stunt had
been a very small consolation.
"If it makes you feel any better, he got an official
reprimand," Martinez told me. "Didn't do his career much good."
I hadn't known that. In a sense it was bad news. guys like
Barry Rank never blame themselves for anything bad that happens to
them. Now he would have it in for me even worse than before.
Martinez pulled into the precinct house and stopped in front of
the entrance.
"I'm just droppin' you off, Stern. See ya later."
I got out and walked into the modern brick building. Tina
Callahan spotted me from her desk and waved me over. I had dealt with
her a few times over the past few years, and we were on friendly
terms. She was a petite woman about my age, with light blonde hair
and eyebrows and Nordic features. She was very sharp and very
ambitious, and I wasn't surprised to hear that she had been promoted.
She and Rank were an odd couple indeed.
"Hello Frank." She stood up and shook my hand. Her grip was
surprisingly strong. "Thanks for coming in. Let's go somewhere we
can talk."
She led me down the hall to a pleasant, brightly-lit room with
comfortable chairs arranged around a formica table. This was where
they questioned witnesses and took complaints - suspects were
interviewed in slightly more grim surroundings. Although I hadn't
done anything illegal recently, I was still relieved.
I took a seat and eyed Tina as she sat down next to me and
carefully arranged her short skirt. She had very nice legs. In fact,
she was more attractive than I had remembered, having seen her only in
uniform before now.
"Congratulations on your promotion, Detective."
"Thanks. The best part is getting out of that ugly uniform," she
said with a smile, as if reading my mind. "How's business these
days?"
"Picking up a little. I'm keeping afloat. So what's up?"
She glanced up at the clock on the wall. "Barry should be here
any minute. Why don't we wait."
"So you and Rank are partners."
She nodded, not meeting my eyes. "Yeah. You know, you don't get
to pick who you work with when you first make detective."
That was a pretty clear statement of what she thought of Rank,
and I had to grin. I found myself wondering whether Tina Callahan had
contributed to the caption contest.
Rank walked in, carrying stack of folders. He's a thickset,
jowly man in his fifties, with a nose like a potato. He was wearing a
wrinkled brown suit and a stained tie. His macho persona surrounded
him like cheap cologne.
He made an ominous show of closing and locking the door, and then
he leaned his back against the wall and said "How's my favorite
pervert?"
I saw Tina cringe out of the corner of my eye. I didn't say
anything.
"Let's get started," said Tina, her voice neutral and
businesslike. "Stern, a woman named Claire Ingleford, a well known
actress, was seen entering your office inside the Busy Bee dry
cleaners about an hour ago. We're interested in finding out what why
she was there."
"To discuss a business matter."
"Don't play games with us, Stern," said Rank. "What did she
want?"
I said "Are you aware that as a licensed private investigator,
I'm not required to divulge private information about a client unless
you show due cause?"
"We're aware of that," said Tina quickly, before Rank could say
anything. "Had Claire Ingleford been your client previous to today?"
"No."
"Had you ever met her before today?"
"No." I was skating on thin ice, but telling the truth.
"Bullshit," said Rank. You're telling me this famous tv star
just waltzed into your grimy little office and hired you out of the
blue?"
"I was pretty surprised when she knocked on my door, I'll tell
you that much."
Tina smiled. "I'll bet. Can you give us some idea of the nature
of her case?"
I shifted uncomfortably on my chair, unsure of what to do. If I
told them the truth, I ran the risk of having the undeveloped film of
Claire confiscated by the police. Bye-bye to the two grand. On the
other hand, I could get in big trouble by holding out. I had an
uneasy suspicion that Claire had complained to the police about my
taking pictures of her, in which case they knew everything.
"You put me in a difficult position, legally speaking," I said.
Rank let out a snort, which I ignored. "If you could tell me why
you're interested in the activities of Ms. Ingleford, that would be
very helpful. For example, if I knew she was a suspect in a criminal
investigation, that would untie my hands and let me cooperate."
The suggestion that Claire was a criminal suspect was meant to be
a bit of ridiculous hyperbole, but to my surprise Tina and Rank
exchanged a serious look.
"All right," said Tina. "A man named George Cahn was found shot
and killed in his home outside San Diego yesterday. Mr. Cahn was a
well-known producer of adult movies. He was also Claire Ingleford's
ex-husband."
I knew that spouses and ex-spouses were always potential suspects
in murder cases. Suspecting Claire seemed a little far-fetched, but
the police liked to cover all the bases.
"So the San Diego police asked you to keep an eye on Claire for a
few days, see if she did anything suspicious," I said.
"Right," said Rank. It was first remotely civil thing he had
said to me. I realized that although it was good police procedure,
the fact that they were tailing a well-known actress who wasn't an
official suspect wouldn't make for good publicity. Rank must be
eating his guts out with curiosity over how I was involved.
"Why are you smiling?" asked Tina.
"When your boy Martinez showed up right after Claire Ingleford
left, I figured you guys must have been watching me. It never
occurred to me that you might have been following her."
Rank said "We got better things to do than follow you around
waiting for you to jerk off."
"Jesus, Barry," said Tina, giving him an annoyed look.
I had a sudden thought. "You said Cahn was killed yesterday,
right? When?"
Tina opened a folder and said "In the middle of the day. The
body was discovered at 2 pm, and he had been dead for maybe an hour."
"In that case, I can tell you that Claire Ingleford didn't do it.
I saw her here in LA at about that time."
"Did you now," said Rank. "Where was that, exactly?"
"Sparkle Beach."
They exchanged a significant look.
"I guess you heard that story before," I observed.
"That's what she told the San Diego police when they called her
to tell her ex-husband had been killed," said Tina. "We haven't been
able to find an eyewitness yet, though. Until now, I guess."
"Sorry to rain on your parade, but I definitely saw her on
Sparkle Beach at about 1 pm yesterday. So did dozens of other
people."
"I guess that settles it, then," said Tina with a shrug.
"Hang on," said Rank. "That don't explain why she was at Stern's
office. Maybe she was hiring him to be her alibi."
This was so idiotic that Tina turned away from Rank to hide a
smile.
"If I didn't know better, I'd think you were out to get me,
Detective Rank." My tone was light, but I was worried. I didn't see
how I was going to be able to avoid mentioning the pictures, now that
they had bearing on a murder investigation.
To my surprise, Tina said "At this point, I don't think we can
ask Mr. Stern to violate his client's privacy. Claire Ingleford can't
really be considered a suspect any longer."
This hung in the air for a moment, and I held my breath. Rank
scowled at Tina and finally mumbled something under his breath and
left the room, slamming the door behind him.
"Thanks," I said.
She gave me a wry smile. "Come on, I'll give you a ride back to
your office."
I followed her out to a side lot surrounded by a chain-link
fence, and we got into another Ford LTD, this one blue. The interior
was hot from sitting in the sun, and we rolled the windows all the way
down.
I said "As long as I'm your new best friend, maybe you could fix
some parking tickets for me?"
She laughed. "How much money did I just save you? I want half."
I had to smile. "So you know?"
"I talked to some people on Sparkle Beach this morning. A couple
people told me they heard a guy was taking pictures of Claire
yesterday, and ended up getting chased away. Then she shows up at
your office."
"OK, but why did you protect me back there?"
"First of all, because Barry Rank is an asshole."
"No argument there."
We were on the highway now, and she was weaving expertly in and
out of traffic, sitting very straight on the seat to see over the
dash. I could see the muscles flexing in her right leg as she worked
the pedals, and I decided that Tina Callahan was probably a lot
stronger than she appeared at first glance. I noticed she wasn't
wearing a wedding ring, although I was pretty sure she had been
wearing one last time I had seen her.
"What you may not know about Rank," she continued, "is that he's
lazy. You didn't hear that from me, of course. This isn't our case,
we're just helping out the San Diego people. So despite the fact that
it's a juicy murder case with the potential for credit all around, he
can't be bothered to put in any extra effort. Rank was out sick
yesterday, and I worked up a whole plan on how we could attack the
case. But this morning he gives me a whole speech about how we should
just stay out of the way, let the San Diego guys handle it."
"I'd think Rank would jump at the chance to break a big case."
Tina shook her head. "No, he's just counting the days until he
can retire with his pension. He's got this bodyguard thing going on
the side - he hangs out with Hollywood has-beens like Edward Burke and
Rod Steiger, telling them cop stories and making them feel important.
Rank told me these guys don't even get recognized anymore in public,
but they still like to move around with a bodyguard - an ego thing."
"I see. So you're going to look into Cahn's murder on your own?"
She shot me an appraising glance. "I'm not going to get anywhere
on my own. I've got a full caseload, and people looking over my
shoulder. But if you're working for Claire, maybe we could help each
other out. Share information, I mean."
"Ah. That explains the ride. I was starting to wonder if you
were trying to pick me up."
"Stern, if I ever try to pick you up, you'll know it right away."
"I'll remember that. Anyway, I'm not working for Claire, I'm
just selling her the pictures. Why on earth would she hire me? If
she's involved in the case in some way she needs a lawyer, not a P.I."
"I guess I see your point. Are you going to see her again?"
"Tonight. I'm supposed to bring the pictures by and collect."
She thought this over for a little while. As we pulled into the
lot in front of my office, she said "Can you make a copy of the
pictures for me?"
"Sure."
"Also, I want to hear how your meeting with her goes tonight.
Can you call me afterwards? I'm in the book."
I got out of the car and shut the door. Through the open window,
I said "There's something you're not telling me, isn't there?"
She gave me a sunny smile. "Take it easy, Frank."
"Yeah, you too. Thanks for the ride, Detective."
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"Double Cross"

A Frank Stern Mystery

(c) 1999 by DG (dionysian1@hotmail.com)


Chapter Five
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I went into my office to collect the camera with the pictures of
Claire, and then I headed straight home. There was a note from Larry
on the back door, telling me that he had installed a new lock and left
the keys in my mailbox. I opened the door and examined the lock. It
looked strong enough to stop a charging rhino.
I went into the darkroom straight away and started working on the
negatives. After all that had happened, I was worried that they might
not come out, like maybe I had misloaded the film while hastily
loading it on the beach. But they were fine. Out of ten shots, six
were decent. I made three sets of 4 by 6 prints: one for me, one for
Tina Callahan, and one for Claire, since she would be assuming that I
had developed the film already.
I spent some time making enlargements of the best shots, but my
heart wasn't in it. I was thinking about all that had happened today,
and worrying about my two grand. It occurred to me that I might be
putting myself in danger tonight. I could easily imagine Enrico
showing up instead of Claire and beating me senseless. I decided to
bring along my gun.
By the time I showered and ate dinner it was after nine, and I
decided to leave. I had dressed up a little more than usual, in tan
slacks, loafers, and a open-necked linen shirt. I told myself that I
needed to wear the loose slacks to make sure I could quickly get the
small automatic out of the ankle holster. But when I found myself
slapping on Drakkar Noir, I had to admit it was bothering me that
Claire Ingleford thought I was a complete loser. Not that dressing
nicely or smelling good was likely to change that.
Claire lived up in the rocky hills overlooking the Valley, and I
almost got lost more than once on the narrow, winding roads that
connect the homes of people rich enough to escape the humdrum smog-
ridden existence below. Her address was a small house set well back
from the road that couldn't have been worth more than two or three
million.
I backed into the driveway and then got out and spent a few
minutes watching the house. The place was lit up by outside
floodlights, but there was no activity that I could see. I finally
walked up to the front door and rang the bell. Claire answered the
door herself. She was dressed casually in stylishly torn jeans and a
halter top, and was barefoot. Her thick hair was piled on top of her
head and held in place with clips.
Not wasting any time, she said "Do you have the pictures?"
I held up a manila envelope.
"OK, come on in." She closed the door behind me and led me into
the living room. It was of modest proportions but was elaborately
furnished and decorated. I didn't much care for her taste. What made
the room special was the floor-to-ceiling windows overlooking a pool
and beyond that the skyline of LA shimmering in the humid night air.
"I was just having a snack. Help yourself." She gestured toward
a plate of crackers covered with some kind of pink spread.
"Thanks." I took one and popped it in my mouth. It was awful.
"Can I see the pictures?"
I handed her the envelope. She opened it and took out the stack
of prints, and thumbed through them carefully. Then she held the
negatives up to a floor lamp and spent a few minutes studying those.
"Naturally you made some extra prints for yourself," she said
finally. "You don't have to admit it. All I ask is that you keep
them to yourself."
"Noted and logged."
"Wait here and I'll get your money." She went out of the room
and came back moments later with a white envelope. She also had my
Nikon and binoculars. I pretended to be happy to see them, although I
had actually been hoping for the extra five hundred.
"I got these back for you," she said. "Enrico says to tell you
he's sorry." I thought I saw a little twinkle in her eye at that.
I opened the envelope and riffled through the stack of hundreds
with my thumb. Then I casually put the envelope in the breast pocket
of my jacket.
I said "By the way, my condolences on the death of your ex-
husband."
She looked up sharply. "How did you hear about that?"
"I hear things," I said vaguely. I had no intention of
mentioning my unscheduled visit to the police station.
"It's just sort of funny that you would mention it. Actually,
one of the reasons I need the pictures is that..." She looked
flustered.
"Yes?"
"The police seem to think I might be involved. As it happened,
George was killed at about the time I was on the beach yesterday. The
pictures you took can confirm that."
"So I'm providing your alibi." I chuckled at the irony of it
all.
She walked over to the big picture window and stared out moodily
at the City of Angels. I used the opportunity to stare moodily at her
body. Her ass looked good enough to eat, and she wasn't wearing
anything under the halter top. Finally she said "Are you a good
detective, Mr. Stern?"
"The best."
"Really?"
"Well, no. But I'm quite competent. Why, did your cat run
away?"
She turned her head and looked at me through narrowed eyes, then
returned her gaze to the window. "That was a mean-spirited comment,
and I apologize. I haven't been myself."
"Understandable. For what it's worth, I apologize for taking
those pictures."
"Oh hell, I was flattered. Mr. Stern, would you describe
yourself as completely law-abiding? By the book, and all that?"
"No," I said carefully. "I've never thought of myself that way."
"I've never hired a detective before."
My heart jumped. "Most people haven't had the pleasure."
She turned around and said "I have a problem, and I need some
help from someone who can be discreet. Are you interested?
I was interested. I declined her offer of another cracker, and
accepted her offer of something to drink. She got a couple of bottles
of Coors Light out of the fridge and brought them over. I sat down in
a yellow leather armchair, and she curled up across from me on the
matching couch, tucking her legs underneath her in a position I
couldn't get into without yoga lessons.
"Let me give you some background first," she said. "I came to
Hollywood when I was seventeen. That was...jeez, twelve years ago. I
ran away from home. Ever since I was a little girl all I wanted to do
was be an actress. Of course things didn't work out right away. I
had to do some unpleasant things to survive, and one of those things
was porn movies."
"I've heard rumors about that."
"Well, they're true. I made about a dozen of them between 1986
and 1987, mostly small parts. Toward the end I did a few where I was
one of the stars, and if George Cahn hadn't come along I might have
made that my career. In those days George specialized in low-budget
R-rated features with a lot of nudity, what they used to call B-
movies. We met when I was just nineteen, and he started giving me
parts in his movies. I'm sure he did it just so he could sleep with
me, but I turned out to be a pretty decent actress, so it worked out
well for both of us. We got married, and George took over my career.
One of the things he did that I'll always be grateful for - maybe the
only thing - is buy the rights to the last two porn movies I starred
in before they were released."
"So they were never released?"
"Right. He destroyed all the existing copies. Or at least he
said he did." She leaned down to pick up her beer, giving me a long,
delicious look at her breasts. She took a dainty swig and then gave
me another thrill as she set the bottle back down.
"But you think he kept copies?" I prompted. I was starting to
see where this was headed.
"I know he did. George and I divorced five years ago, just about
the time my tv career was starting to take off. He was very resentful
of my success, especially since his own career as a director and
producer was on the skids. He went into making adult movies, which
was a humiliating career move for him, even though it turned out to be
a great decision from a financial point of view."
"I'm familiar with his name in that regard."
She looked faintly amused. "Are you an adult movie buff, then?"
"I suppose you could say that."
"Yeah, well, who isn't. At least you're not ashamed to admit it.
Anyway, stories have gotten back to me for the past few years about
wild parties at George Cahn's house where he would show those movies
with me in them. The ones that were supposedly destroyed. I can't
say it surprised me that he kept copies."
"And now that he's dead, you're worried about those tapes falling
into the wrong hands?"
"Exactly. I know it must seem selfish and cold-hearted. Believe
me, I hope the police find out who killed him. But I need to think
about my career. I need someone to find those tapes and return them
to me, and do it quietly. I'll pay you your going rate for your time
and expenses, and I'll give you a fifty thousand dollar bonus if
you're successful."
I tried to force the image of a briefcase full of bills out of my
head. "I have a few questions."
"Go ahead."
"Would these tapes really be so damaging? They can't be released
without your permission, since Cahn bought the rights. And they were
made, what, ten years ago? The public is pretty forgiving about that
sort of thing. Your an actress, not a politician."
She looked uncomfortable. "These tapes are a lot more explicit
than my earlier films. Or at least my own activities in them are.
Specifically, there's one that features a lot of lesbian sex. I'm
sure you know how it goes. video clips show up on the internet, and
everyone in the country gets to take a peek. And maybe copies of the
tape get passed around, like with Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. I
guess it wouldn't hurt my tv career. The assholes who write "LA West"
would probably work it into the show. But it would kill my movie
career before it even starts. Not to mention the humiliation."
I could only imagine how pictures of Claire Ingleford eating
pussy would capture the imagination of America. I said "OK, second
question: do you think it's possible that George Cahn's murder is
related to these tapes?"
She looked surprised. "God, I hope not. That never occurred to
me. I guess it's possible, in which case I'm really fucked." She
worried at a fingernail as she thought about it. Finally she shook
her head. "I don't see that being likely. But I don't know much
about what George was up to lately. Basically, I was hoping that he
kept the tapes in a safe place somewhere in his house. I was thinking
you could get in somehow and find them. That's why I asked you if you
might do something sort of illegal."
I chewed that over. George Cahn's house was a crime scene, of
course - the location of an unsolved murder, unless the San Diego
police had made an arrest. It would be off limits to anyone but the
police. But it wouldn't be impossible to get in and search it. It
would be risky, but for a chance at fifty big ones it might be worth
it.
"It's possible that the police have already collected the tapes
as evidence," I said, thinking out loud.
"He's probably got a million porno tapes in his house. And these
tapes wouldn't have my name on them. I hope not, anyway. Also, my
suspicion is that he had them hidden somewhere. George was always big
on hiding things."
"If the police searched Cahn's place carefully and found them
hidden away somewhere, I imagine they would have impounded them on the
theory that they must be important if Cahn hid them."
"Shit."
"Yeah, that wouldn't be good."
"Would the police be discreet about something like that?"
I thought about the Polaroids of me tacked up over Barry Rank's
desk. "Hard to say. They wouldn't post pictures on the internet.
But it would be hard to get the tapes back from them."
I finished my beer, and set the empty bottle on a coaster. It
sounded like there was a good chance the tapes were in Cahn's house.
The possibility of making fifty grand was making my hands sweat, but I
didn't want to appear too eager.
I said "If the tapes were well-hidden, maybe the police didn't
find them. So let's assume they're there. If they aren't, things get
more complicated, but we can cross that bridge when we come to it."
"Agreed."
We discussed specifics for a few minutes. There would be no
paperwork connecting us, and if I was caught in Cahn's house Claire
would deny any involvement. Claire gave me another three thousand
dollars in cash as a retainer. Apparently she didn't believe in
keeping her money in the bank.
As she opened the front door to let me out, she said "I hope I
don't regret this."
I gave her a reassuring smile. "I can't guarantee I'll recover
the tapes. But you can trust me to keep to our agreement if I do."
She moistened her lips and put her hand on my upper arm. Then
she moved against me so that her right breast was pressed gently
against my forearm, just below the elbow. Looking up into my eyes,
she said "Stern, if you bring me those tapes, I'll give you an extra
reward above and beyond the fifty thousand. Something a lot more
personal."
Time seemed to stand still. I was completely aware of the
pressure of each one of her fingers, and of the faint mixture of
smells of her, and above all of the warm, loose weight of her breast
separated from my skin by a thin layer of fabric. I'm quite sure she
knew the effect she was having on me, and that she was enjoying my
reaction.
Finally I cleared my throat and said "You're quite a motivator,
Ms. Ingleford."
"Claire."
"All right, Claire. Like I said, I'll do my best."
She gave me a knowing smile and shut the door behind me.
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========================================================
The following piece of fiction contains strong sexual
content and is meant to be read only by adults. If you
are not at least 18 years old, or if you are offended by
this type of material, please do not read any further.
========================================================

"Double Cross"

A Frank Stern Mystery

(c) 1999 by DG (dionysian1@hotmail.com)

Chapter Six
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As I drove back to Jasmine Heights, I found myself thinking as
much about Detetctive Tina Callahan as I did about Claire Ingleford.
I had promised to report back to her on my visit, but now I had to
think things through. Claire really was my official client now, which
meant I wasn't supposed to discuss her case. On the other hand, Tina
could potentially help me out, especially if the San Diego police had
already collected the tapes in question. On the third hand, Tina had
a really great set of legs, and didn't seem to think I was pond scum.
When I got back to my place, I looked up Tina's number in the
phone book and dialed it.
"Hello?"
"Hey, it's Frank Stern. Did you still want to talk about my
visit with Claire?"
"Sure, why not. Did you get your money?"
"Yep."
"Good for you. How did she seem? Nervous, excited?"
"She hired me, Tina. I'm working for her now."
"What! Really? To do what? Track down her ex-husbands killer?"
She let out a high-pitched laugh..
"You don't think I'm qualified?"
"Well, come on Stern, no offense, but..."
"Never mind. She hired me on different matter. That's where it
gets awkward, my discussing it with you."
"You know, I looked up your address - you live pretty close to
me. Can we get together and talk about this?"
"Sure. I can give you the pictures I promised you."
She named a bar I knew of but had never been in: Harry's Lounge,
on Recondido. She was waiting in a booth when I got there. It really
wasn't my kind of place - quiet and chilly, with lots of leather and
walnut, and not a lap dancer in sight - but it was nice enough. Tina
had a drink in front of her, and when she saw me coming she signaled
the bartender. Since I was flush for once, I splurged and ordered a
Bombay gin and tonic.
"So...detective to the stars, eh?"
I slid in across from her. "Right. I see a whole new niche
opening up." I handed her an envelope with the pictures. She opened
it and sifted through the prints, chewing on her lower lip. I took
the opportunity to look at her closely. Her fine white-blond hair was
cut short, a practical style made feminine by soft bangs. Cool blue
eyes, a strong nose that probably had been in her family for
generations. Her skin was fine-grained and smooth. I knew she had
to be at least thirty, but she looked young enough to get carded. She
was wearing a thin white sweater that hugged her small breasts.
My drink came, and I tossed back half. It was strong and
delicious.
"Nice tits," commented Tina. "Oh, hey, cute tattoo. This guy
with her, he's the one who chased you away?"
"Yep. She referred to him later as Enrico. I get the feeling he
comes running when Claire snaps her fingers."
She closed up the envelope. "You know, you're not in any of
these."
"I left out the one where I dropped the camera on my foot and it
went off in my face."
"Really?"
"No, not really. I took the pictures, why would I be in any of
them?"
"It's just that anyone could have taken these shots, right? I
mean, we've tracked down several people who recognized Claire, but all
we have for the photographer is a vague description. You can't really
prove it was you, can you?"
"But why would I need to..." She was laughing silently, her
shoulders shaking.
I asked "How many drinks have you had?"
"A few, but that's not the problem. The previous line of
questioning is courtesy of the tortured mind of Barry Rank. He's got
a theory. He doesn't come up with many original ideas, so he's pretty
proud of it. According to my brilliant partner, Claire hired you to
kill her ex-husband. To set up an alibi for both of you, you had
someone with a passing resemblance to you take pictures of her on
Sparkle Beach while you were in San Diego committing the murder. When
she showed up at your office earlier today, it was to pay you for
whacking Cahn, and to make sure you had your stories straight."
I finished my drink in one long swallow and signaled for another.
"The old voyeur detective lookalike trick, eh?"
"Just for the record, I don't believe it's possible. Could you
blow a hole in it for me?"
The bartender brought another round. Tina was drinking whiskey
sours, and she started by eating the cherry, sliding it delicately off
the toothpick with her small white teeth and then chewing it
thoughtfully as she waited for me to respond.
"I was working here in LA both before and after. Moving
furniture, with a partner." But I was working out the timing in my
head, and I wasn't really sure if it was impossible for me to have
pulled off a quick hit in San Diego.
"I don't think it's going to come to anything unless Rank turns
up some solid evidence. The thing is, your continued association with
Claire Ingleford is going to look suspicious to him. If he finds
out."
"You mean, it will give him an excuse to keep hassling me. He
can't really think I did it."
"Probably not. Anyway, consider yourself warned. Just remember
you didn't hear it from me."
"Thanks, Tina."
"Now, let's talk about your meeting with Claire."
"I see. My back has been scratched, and now I have to scratch
yours."
She smiled, taking no offense. "If you want to put it that way."
I gave her an abbreviated description of what had taken place,
leaving out Claire's pep talk at the end and reducing the bonus to ten
thousand in case I ended up having to split it with Tina.
She stirred her drink thoughtfully. "I'm sure the San Diego
police would be interested to hear this."
"They haven't solved the case yet, I take it?"
She shook her head. "Here's what they have, or at least what
they've told me. Cahn was discovered with a single gunshot wound to
the chest, not self-inflicted. He was lying on his bed, partially
nude. He had had sexual intercourse recently. Apparently Cahn had a
long-standing habit of taking recreational lunch breaks back at his
house with porn actresses. As a director, he could pretty much take
his pick. So one of them killed him after sex, or maybe he was killed
later by an intruder. No one has come forward and admitted to
sleeping with him that day."
"Interesting. Any motive?"
"Not yet. Seems like Cahn was pretty well-liked within the
industry. These tapes you're talking about might be the motive."
"Was the place searched?"
"Yep. Score one for you. It was messed up pretty good, like
someone had gone through in a big hurry looking for valuables. You
thinking maybe whoever killed him was looking for the tapes?"
"I'm not working on any assumptions," I said. "Except the
assumption that ten grand will keep me solvent for months." In fact,
fifty grand in tax-free income would keep me afloat a lot longer than
that.
"Well, all I can say is that Claire Ingleford would be a tempting
suspect if she didn't have an airtight alibi. Lots of motive, with
this porno tape thing."
I nodded. "True. Maybe she hired some thug to kill Cahn and get
the tape back, but the guy couldn't find it."
"Possible. That would be pretty stupid of her, though. A hired
hit man would roll over on her for sure if he was caught. The risk
would far outweigh any potential benefit."
"Claire doesn't strike me as stupid. But this is beside the
point as far as I'm concerned. I'm not trying to crack the case, I'm
just trying to recover the tapes."
She gave me a playful smile. "And how are you planning to do
that? Put in an official request to search Cahn's house?"
"Yeah, right. You wouldn't rat me out, would you?"
This was an obvious opening for her to ask for a cut of the "ten
grand" bonus. I was pleased in more ways than one when she shook her
head and said "You better be careful, Stern. You get caught in Cahn's
house, you'll lose your license and maybe even do a little time. Not
to mention, Rank could fit it nicely into his pet theory."
"A UFO could be sighted over the Hollywood sign, and Rank would
work it into his theory."
She snorted a quick laugh, then held up her hand. "Let's drop
it. I gotta work with the guy, so I better not get too carried away
with this."
"Speaking of which, how'd you manage to get bumped up to
detective?"
"Several factors, I guess. Being a woman doesn't hurt, to be
perfectly honest. I got lucky on a drug bust, got some good pub for
the department and my picture ended up in the paper. Funny the way
things go sometimes. My marriage was imploding just when my career
was looking up."
"I thought you used to wear a ring."
"For three lovely, magical years. Getting married was a really
stupid idea."
"In general, or to your ex-husband?"
"Both."
"But at least you're not bitter."
"Right, that's the important thing."
She stretched her arms over her head and arched her back, causing
her nipples to poke at the fabric of her sweater. At the same time,
she turned her head to the side to examine something behind the bar.
It was a pretty obvious invitation to stare, so I did. When I go into
one of the strip joints where I'm a regular, I get this sort of thing
lot. In that case, there's no mystery at the motivation - I'm known
as a guy with a wad of small bills burning a hole in his pocket.
Claire Ingleford's motivation for rubbing up against me like a cat in
heat was also pretty clear - extra incentive to find the tapes and
stick to our deal. But what Tina wanted from me was harder to figure.
She turned her head back to me with a little smile that seemed
to be asking me if I liked what I saw.
"You ever been married, Stern?"
"Not even close."
"That's right, you're a little different, aren't you?" She
gestured at the envelope with the pictures of Claire. "What's with
the hobby?"
Normally the question would give me hives, especially coming from
a woman I was trying to flirt with. But three high-octane gin and
tonics had dulled my sense of shame. I said "It combines my love of
photography, my sincere admiration for the female form, and the thrill
of the chase."
She laughed longer and harder than the comment deserved. Two
little spots of color had appeared high on her cheeks.
"You're pretty funny, Frank. You know, you make women laugh like
that, you'll get yourself a ball and chain before you know it."
I smiled modestly.
She looked me in the eye and asked "You wanna get out of here?"
I swallowed hard. When you get used to paying for sex, you
forget that women occasionally enjoy doing it for free. It had been a
long time since I had done it this way.
I said "Sure - I saw an all-night bowling alley nearby. You
bowl?"
She giggled. "No, do you?
"God no."
Her foot rubbed my calf, then moved up toward my thigh. My leg
twitched spastically, and I pushed down on my knee to hold it in
place.
"Do I make you nervous, Frank?"
"Don't be silly." I drained my drink. There was more left than I
had realized, and it went down the wrong tube, almost giving me a
coughing fit. I stood up, and with watering eyes I dug my new thick
roll out of my pocket, peeled off a hundred dollar bill, and gave it
to the bartender. He nodded appreciatively, but made no move to get
change. I made a mental note to stay away from money pits like
Harry's in the future.
As we walked out together, we both noticed our height
differential and laughed. I was easily a foot taller.
"I should have worn my platform heels."
"I think I prefer looking down at you. Does loads for my self
confidence."
"Uh huh. Listen, I'm kinda tipsy. Can you drive me home?" She
was leaning against me, her hip pressed against my thigh.
"When you see my wheels," I said, pointing to the white panel van
with bald tires, "you may not even want to leave the parking lot."
She laughed heartily again, making me feel like I was on a roll.
Somewhere in the back of my mind I was wondering why this was
happening, but I didn't really care. She lived less than a mile away,
and she led me inside her small, neat townhouse by the hand.
She tossed her purse on the kitchen table and said "Do you want a
drink?"
"No thanks."
"Good. Neither do I."
She came into my arms, reaching up on tiptoes, and I gathered her
in and pressed my lips down on hers. She kissed me hard for a few
seconds, then her mouth softened and opened. She tasted faintly of
whisky and maraschino cherries, and her body felt lean and firm in my
arms.
"Give me two minutes," she whispered in my ear. "The bedroom is
that way." She disappeared into the bathroom.
Her bedroom was crowded with exercise equipment, the bed jammed
into one corner like an afterthought. Someone once said that you can
find out all you need to know about a person by looking at their
bookshelf. The one next to the bed was filled with hard-boiled crime
fiction and manuals on advanced police techniques, with a few
relationship self-help books lurking near the bottom. I unbuttoned my
shirt and slipped it off, then kicked off my shoes and socks. I
started to unbuckle my pants, then wondered if I would look too eager
and buckled them again. I heard soft footsteps behind me, and I
turned around.
Tina stood facing me, completely naked, her arms held loosely at
her sides and her feet slightly apart. Her body was firm and trim,
with small, pert breasts and narrow hips. She looked athletic, fit,
and confident. I didn't feel like any of those things.
"What's the matter, you never seen a naked woman before?"
"You look great," I said. I tried to keep my eyes from straying
to the little fluff of blonde hair at her pubis. I knew I should be
doing something, taking control of the situation, but I just stood
there, feeling indecisive. My hands were sweaty and ice-cold, and I
had this mental image of Tina yelping and recoiling in disgust when I
touched her.
"You look nervous," she said. "What's the matter, am I coming on
too strong?" She went over to the bed and sat on the edge, cr