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  1. #1
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    Dazzle Or Baffle

    A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She

    took her faithful pet golden retriever along for company. One day, the

    golden retriever starts chasing butterflies and before long the dog discovers

    that he is lost.

    So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his

    direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The golden

    retriever thinks,

    "OK, I'm in deep shit now! Then he noticed some bones on the ground

    close

    by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to

    the approaching cat.

    Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Boy,

    that

    was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around

    here."

    Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of

    terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says

    the

    leopard. "That was close. That golden retriever nearly had me."

    Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a

    nearby

    tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for

    future

    protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the golden retriever

    saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that

    something must be up.

    The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and

    strikes

    a deal for himself with the leopard.

    The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey,

    hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving

    canine."

    Now the golden retriever sees the leopard coming with the monkey on

    his

    back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?"

    But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his

    attackers,

    pretending he hasn't seen them yet... and just when they get close

    enough

    to hear the golden retriever says...................... "Where's that

    damn

    monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

    REMEMBER:

    IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT!

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    Genius

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    awesome...love it
    What lies behind us, What lies before us, Are tiny matters, Compared to what lies within us!

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