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    Southern Vasectomy

    After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough,
    as they could not fit any more childern in the house..
    So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his
    wife didn't want to have any more children.
    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
    could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly
    alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,"
    (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beer can, then
    hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
    The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the
    shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
    ear is going to help me."

    "Trust me," said the doctor.
    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
    the can up to his ear and began to count:

    "1"

    "2"

    "3"

    "4"

    "5"

    At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
    resumed counting on his other hand.
    This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, and West Virginia.

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    Those poor fools...

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    Well then it should also work in North Carolina where I'm from.. :-)
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    It works anywhere there's a man around...it's just especially southern men
    What lies behind us, What lies before us, Are tiny matters, Compared to what lies within us!

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    yea yea yea what are u trying to say there freedom, I know your from tenn thats about as hillbilly as you get lol
    Quote Originally Posted by freedom37803 View Post
    It works anywhere there's a man around...it's just especially southern men

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    No...it's redneckville...the hillbilly's are in Kentucky. I didn't say it didn't work here...but it will work in the north too....Mr.Florida man...it'll work on any man
    What lies behind us, What lies before us, Are tiny matters, Compared to what lies within us!

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    HAhahhaha that was too damn funny...thanks
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