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    Smile Two for One

    Guts n Balls

    The Diffrence between Guts and Balls can be defined as follows:

    Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
    assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

    Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying, “You’re next.”

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    Another Blonde Joke

    A blonde girl walks into the Salon wearing a pair of headphones and asks for a haircut. The hair stylist looks and says, “You’ll need to take off the headphones first.”

    “If I take them off I’ll die!” the girl exclaims.

    For a while the stylist struggles around the headphones but it’s no use. Again she asks the girl to remove the headphones.

    “If I take them off I’ll die!” the blonde responds again.

    The stylist continues trying to cut around the headphones, but to no avail, the frustration builds. She decides to take the headphones off for her, gently so the girl doesn’t notice. Sure enough, as soon as the headphones are removed the blonde girl drops to the floor and dies.

    The stylist can’t believe it. Amazed, he picks up the headphones and holds them up to his ears, and listens:

    “Breathe in….breathe out….breathe in….”
    Last edited by Badlybent; 02-28-2007 at 08:26 AM. Reason: Finishing Touch
    A Son of the South By the Grace of God! ;om

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    Thanx for sharing

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    hahaha, good jokes

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    Hahahahha Oh my god....I love them...especially the blond ones...hahaha
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