A blonde walks into a ******** and asks the
assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to
the woman they don't sell
rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that
she has been buying the stuff from
this store on a regular basis and would like some
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?"
asks the pharmacist.
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get
She returns with the container and hands it to
the pharmacist who looks at it and says
to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back
and reads out loud from the
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM
The Irish joke...
An Irish couple have just invented a new position for the Karma Sutra, After much debate they decided to call it a 96, that's like a 69 but back to back...
For all you mathematicians out there.
What is 69 plus 69.....
DINNER FOR FOUR....
Paddy and Mick are walking home after a night on the booze, As they pass the bus garage, Paddy says "let's steal a bus to get home with!"
Mick agrees and dashes in to the garage while Paddy stand lookout.
After forty minutes no sign of Mick, so paddy shouts him "Where are you mick?"
"I can't find a number 7 bus" cam the reply.
"you idiot, why not take a number 9 then and we can walk from the roundabout"....