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  1. #1
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    Never leave your nuts alone

    Never leave your nuts alone

    A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a
    baseball game.

    For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his
    commands.

    When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite
    well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled,
    "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up.

    After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back
    down in their seats.

    After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all
    broke out into applause and cheered.

    When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the
    home team, the Doctor yelled, "Boooo o Nuts" and they all started booing
    and cat calling.

    Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer
    and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there
    was a riot in progress.

    Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world
    happened?"

    The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until
    this guy walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS!"


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    That's hilarious!
    What lies behind us, What lies before us, Are tiny matters, Compared to what lies within us!

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    Hahaha thanks Deputy Duffy...Funny indeed.
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    :) :) :) :) :) :)

 

 

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