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    Jokes

    What do you call an incestuous nephew?

    An aunt-eater.
    "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

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    One night, three guys are at a bar talking and they all think their wives are cheating on them.

    The first guy says he thinks his wife is screwing a plumber because he found a tool belt under his bed.

    They all agree, and the second guy tells his story. He says he thinks his wife is screwing a judge because he found a robe and gavel under his bed.

    They all agree, and then the third guy says, "That's nothing! My wife is the worst! I came home and found a cowboy under my bed. I can't believe she's screwing a horse."
    "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

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    How much calcium is in a woman's breast?

    Enough to make a bone eight inches long.
    "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

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    A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.

    He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.

    He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."
    "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

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    A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he notices that a pretty woman is the driver so he goes back to help.

    As he is hooking his truck to her car he says, “You know, you are the first pregnant woman I've ever helped out of a ditch.”

    “But I'm not pregnant,” she says.

    “Well, you're not out of the ditch yet,” he says.
    "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

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    Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

    Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
    "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

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    Why did the gypsy walk funny?

    Because he had crystal balls.
    "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

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    Hahahahah I love corny jokes...those are great....thanks
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    Why do farts smell?

    So deaf people can enjoy them, too.
    "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

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    hahhahha Gross
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