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    LadyRaven
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    Talking V iagra - By Any Other Name....

    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic
    name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
    Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
    Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.


    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for V iagra. After careful
    consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
    that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
    Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix,
    and of course, Ibepokin.


    Pfizer Corp. announced today that V iagra will soon be available in
    liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
    suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
    literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call
    this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
    'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
    Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.


    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants

    and V iagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
    ;om
    there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
    erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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    lmao now that is funny stuff
    keep em cumming

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    I agree ... funny stuff... hahaha!.
    Thanks Mylady, for giving me a laugh at the office :D

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    hehethat is funny , thanks for sharing .

 

 

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