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    Old Is?

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
    > and make love,' and you answer,
    > 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
    >
    >
    > 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > Your friends compliment you
    > on your new alligator shoes
    > and you're barefoot.
    >
    >
    > 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > A sexy babe catches your fancy
    > and y our pacemaker opens the garage door,
    >
    > 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > Going braless
    > pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
    >
    > 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > You don't care where your spouse goes,
    > just as long as you don't have to go along.
    >
    > 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by
    > the police
    >
    > 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > 'Getting a little action'
    > means you don't need to take any fiber today.
    >
    > 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > 'Getting lucky' means you find your car
    > in the parking lot.
    >
    > 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > An 'all nighter' means not getting up
    > to use the bathroom.
    >
    > AND
    >
    > 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    > You are not sure these are jokes?
    >

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    Roflmao. Very good! And true!
    We may be human, but we're still animals.;co>

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    funnny

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    WOW!! LMAO!! Great stuff!

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    Old is when...

    You forget that you got there in a community bus and go looking for your car....
    We may be human, but we're still animals.;co>

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    rofl gess i am old then i 4got where i park,t my car at the suppermarket

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    Great....

    But old is when you walk to the shops, then puff your way back!

    or OLD is when,
    You go to bed at night, remove your wig, your teeth, your glasses and lay there wondering if there is anything else you forgot to remove.
    ;om It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice!!!;om

    ;om And just remember there is no rehearsal for life.;om



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    Lol very good niteowl.
    We may be human, but we're still animals.;co>

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    [QUOTE=niteowluk2003;62306]Great....

    But old is when you walk to the shops, then puff your way back!

    i would be my shops 6 miles away lol

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    Old is when..

    You and your teeth don't sleep together.

    Your back goes out but you stay home.

    You wake up looking like your driver's license picture.

    Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

    Happy hour is a nap.

    You're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does..

 

 

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