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  1. #1
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    Talking At Some Point You Have To Give Up the "Daisy Dukes"

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    SENIOR DRESS CODE ;om

    Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to Conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together. And should be avoided:

    1. A nose ring and bifocals
    2. Spiked hair and bald spots
    3. A pierced tongue and dentures
    4. Miniskirts and support hose
    5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
    6. Speedo's and cellulite
    7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
    8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
    9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
    10. Bikinis and liver spots
    11. Short shorts and varicose veins
    12. Inline skates and a walker

    And last, but not least...my personal favorite

    13. Thongs and Depends


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    AMEN...... I find it not only easier to dress my age but it seems that a lot of people like me when I'm dressed in the clothes I prefer anyway!

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    Hahahahah that is too funny...she has some cottage cheese going on there.

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    OMG...somebody get grandma some clothes!!! ASAP!!!! LOL...thanks that's hilarious
    What lies behind us, What lies before us, Are tiny matters, Compared to what lies within us!

 

 

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