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  1. #201
    Just Arrived
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    Oh, oh, I know! You gotta start shaving something! I can't tell what's what anymore!

  2. #202
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    How long have you had three breasts? Or is that just a big wart?

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    Administrator Blue Story Forum Perverts
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    your moustache is better than your mother's.
    ;om It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice!!!;om

    ;om And just remember there is no rehearsal for life.;om



    Other stories wot I writ....
    There are too many titles of stories wot I have writ to list here but if you click on my name and then select all posting by this person you will be able to see all my work.

  4. #204
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    I can tell by your puckered ass that you just farted

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    can we say full body lipo suction

  6. #206
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    You have to do what? Use the bathroom?

  7. #207
    Things to never say to a woman, huh? She's on her hands and knees in front of you. You come up behind her and slide slowly inside of her, sheathing yourself completely. You bend down and softly grasp her breasts as you whisper into her ear, "Wow, these feel just like your sister's". Now you hold on for the ride of your life.

  8. #208
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    If you think I'm going to let you stick that 12-inch dildo in me, you're crazy.

  9. #209
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    Where am I supposed to stick my winky? In that stinking thing? NO WAY!!!

  10. #210
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    What's that ugly growth on your neck? Oh, that's your head.

 

 

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