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    Gordie Paints a Dancer's Puzzi

    Ol Gordie here again to enthrall you with another story of depravity and strippers ----

    That Feeling….
    …I was driving in my car when I got that feeling…you know…that feeling that required me to play with my cock, rub and pat my sack while I was driving. I was horny and needed a quick nut…so I decided to troll for some street action on NW Highway…

    …..some of you street mongerz know the drill…trolling for some pussy with your cock out…stroking while you troll the streetz…looking for a find…a perverted stroll for some treasure on the street…hunting for a quick nut…

    …but LE was trolling and hunting for some working ladies and Johns, so that ended the hunt for a street maiden this day. I desperately needed a nut and thought about visiting the infamous and legendary cum swallowing Paige from the old Privilege Men’s Club. Paige is a nasty cum swallower and has a place in this area where she still deep throats and swallowz cum, but I had other ideas in mind….like that naughty teen at Cabaret that has been giving infamous 20 dollar bbbj’s…

    …so my dick taps the turn signal and we are soon headed towards CR….

    An Old, Slutty and Trashy Blonde
    ….now that naughty lil teen stood me up the last time becuz she said she had to catch her ride home and left me hanging with blue balls…so I was looking to find her and have her pay me back by swallowing a load….

    …I pay my cover, tip the door girl and decide to head upstairs for a quick look see. I see a few losers upstairs paying for “just dances” and acting like it is the greatest thing. I laugh to myself and then look to the other side and notice a trashy older blonde noticeably giving a bbbj and titty fucking. She wasn’t very discrete and my hobby sense was on full alert….

    ….I saw her customer’s gleeful facial expressions and figured he just got his nut…she does 3-4 minutes of chit chat after finishing the deed, and then she is gone like a typical hooker…err dancer. The guy (possible NBA player) walks pass me and has a guilty look on his face…but was trying to contain his glee when he walked past me. he he. The trashy blonde starts to walk to the dressing room, but I stop her on her way…

    …..I’m not usually into sloppy seconds, but this trashy old blonde turned me on. She had to be pushing 40, but had thick thighs, thick azz and C/D cup implants. BUT, a noticeable belly….but my gawd…dick sucking lips! I figured this slut would be cheap and good for a good cum swallow, so I told her that I was interested in some dances…

    …she introduces herself as “A” and I introduce myself as “John”….he he…

    ….so she takes me to her spot…now…I just saw her slob knobbin her previous customer, but take it slow…let her know who I know in the club…etc…getting her comfortable with ol’ Gordie…she dances on the first song…and shows me her old, hairless cunt. I touch it, but I’m not really into pussy play. By the second song…

    …I’m politely asking to take my cock out…she lets me…and starts old lady Russian and a light bbbj and a teasing hand job. I was disappointed with her bbbj skills as she did more teasing than actual sucking and slurping. For some reason, her thick azz and thighz turn me on….so I let her continue dancing while I fondle her tits and big azz…

    ….I figured this old bag would be giddy for a tip…so I politely inquired how much it would cost for her to swallow a full load of my cum…and she politely told me that I couldn’t cum in her mouth….nor would she swallow my gooey cum. I let her suck my cock a few more times before stopping her after the third song. No sense in wasting a good nut by cumming on her tits when I could CIM or cum on the body of a much younger dancer….

    …this old lady was a little disappointed that I only wanted 3 songs, but she didn’t even ask a tip for her “extra” services…but I felt her bbbj, hj and Russian were worth an extra 20, so I paid her 80…

    …I gave her a hug and filled her mind with the usually B.S. “Wow. You were amazing! I had a great time. What days do you work?”. She liked that, but I was playing a game with her…

    Hitting the Strip
    ….I didn’t have much time to explore….couldn’t find that teen dancer after a few strolls both upstairs and downstairs…so I touched base with one of my faithful club contacts. She knows I’m a slut, so I asked if she could recommend any good hookerz working the strip this day…she pointed out a few…and recommended a dancer that just found out she was pregnant….WTF!....I wasn’t interested in her looks…..and especially not interested if she did not yet have any titty milk.….

    …then my contact pointed out an ex Plat Hooker named “P” and said depending on her mood she would play or not play. Once I heard she worked at Plat – I was sold. I then recalled another hobbyist had recommended “P”’s services awhile back. My contact called her skanky azz over and said that I was a good customer and that she had known me for years! Now, I had only talked to this contact 2-3 times ever – but she did a good job of selling ol’ Gordie…

    ….now “P” wasn’t the best looker, but my hobby sense tingled with her and quickly told me that she would either be swallowing my cum or letting me fuck her in a few short minutes. “P” and I had instant “Hooker and John” chemistry and she quickly led me to her part of the strip and to her working corner…

    …”P” asked for my name and I told her with a straight face that I use to play LB for the Giants and that my name was Lawrence. Just kidding! He he. I told her my name was “John” and I was happy to meet her…and hornily started unzipping to pull out my semi-erect cock….

    A Plat Hooker Stripper Slide…
    …I asked “P” if we needed more privacy, but she told me not to worry and to not worry about the waitresses becuz they were cool with her. So, she just started jacking me off right out in the open…and then naughtily spit on my cock like a cheap, trashy hooker. Oh…that got me hard! I fondled her tits and playfully tugged her nipples while she continued stroking my cock…

    …she was content on just jacking me off and she never brought up the fee for her services, so I figured that this was just part of the deal. But I had more Plat Hookerish ideas in mind…so I decided to work her for a stripper slide…first…by curiously asking to see her pussy…to see if it was shaven or not…so…without shame or hesitation…

    …she shows me her bare snatch. It looked clean and she seemed to have decent sized clit and cunt lips…so I kindly asked her if she wouldn’t mind stripper slidin’. Again, without shame or hesitation…she started a cowgirl stripper slide by hopping on my bare cock and sliding her cunt back and forth over my bare cock….back and forth….back and forth…slippin’ and slidin’ back and forth over my bare cock….

    …..”P” skillfully worked the front of my cock and back of my cock…I gleefully watched as the tip of my cock would move back and forth touching my stomach while she slid back and forth on the underside of my cock in the cowgirl position….

    …her warm love mound felt so good slippin’ and slidin’ bare on my cock….I watched as her cunt lips wrapped tightly around my shaft…almost like a train riding the railz….then a voice from above starts talking….shit!....

    ….I look up and it’s one of her dancer friends that wants to whisper something in her ear. With no shame or hesitation, she just talks to her friend while her bare, warm and moist pussy rests on my bare cock. Do these slutz have no shame? He he. She continues stripper sliding with her front to back stripper slide technique…

    …..It’s been a long day for “P” and I get a whiff of some body odor. I quickly check to ensure that smell isn’t coming from her pussy but rather her underarms…nasty bitch! He he…Seriously, it smelled like body odor and not pussy funk….so I let her continue stripper sliding…..and decide to take her to the next level….

    A Cunt Creaming!
    …by trying some dark Sith Lord magic. So, sensing that “P” was down for and willing to do anything…I playfully asked if I could spank her clit with my cock. With no shame or hesitation, she let me spank her clit with my bare cock…spank I did!....glazing her cunt with some light pre-cum. I then take her to the next level of dark Sith Lord Chapter 5 magic by asking to spank her cunt lips with my bare cock. Only the true Plat Hookerz and sluts will let you do this…so…she squats about an inch over my cock…

    …while I feverishly spank her cunt lips while the tip of my cockhead slides between her cunt lips a few times. I love the sound bare cock meat makes while slapping snatch meat curtains…it’s a moist slapping sound…and feels oh so good! By this time….

    …sulfur and smoke soon filled the corner and Don Vito Corleone magically appeared…he tried to tempt me with an offer that I couldn’t refuse – “Gordie….Gordie…Gordie!” he whispered…and tried to tempt me to stick my bare cock up inside of “P” knowing that she wouldn’t object…but I was able to fend him off…and pimp slap him back to the abyss…whewh!...

    ……while I was battling the demon known as Don Vito….”P” continued her teasing and tempting stripper slide….while mixing in a naughty spit hand job and continuing to ride my cock…..I was ready to cum….and cum quick…

    ….I hadn’t even experienced “P”’s warm, wet mouth…only her warm, wet cunt and didn’t have time to request her to get on her knees to swallow before I spewed my load….so I did what any pervert would do this in situation…”Can I cum on your pussy?” – I quickly and hornily begged….

    …and like a very good girl with no shame or hesitation she replied with “Ok! Just don’t get any inside!”. He he. So, she squatted right over my cock while I let her cunt have it…

    ….have a full load of warm cum. I put my cock point blank over her clit and pussy…and just busted a full load of cum all over it. “P” was a very, very, very, very good girl and just sat there and let me cream her cunt. She said “Ewwh!” a couple of times with her arms raised to her side and shimmered, but otherwise took her cunt creaming like a good girl! He he. She was a very good girl and let me stroke a full load of cum onto her cunt and let me playfully rub my cock around in the sticky cum on her cunt and cunt lips…

    …only the Plat Hookerz and very, very good girls will let you cum on their pussies like that…and “P” is one! Now, when most sluts take a cunt creaming…they will quickly look for a napkin to wipe, or some will quickly pull the table cloth off of the table, squat on the floor and use the table cloth as their personal douche rag. Over the yearz, I’ve seen a few Plat hooker types squat and let their pussies drain on the floor as well. Hell, I’ve even had to use my undershirt a few times to clean 2 or 3 sticky cunts over the yearz. So…

    …I was very curious if “P” would pull off a table cloth and squat on the floor to clean-up. But no! She just pulls up her g-string and starts talking to me!!! Nasty, nasty lil slut! But I love her! He he. (I’ve noticed of late that a few of these dancers won’t wipe after you COP or squirt cum in them. Maybe they get off on all of that cum in their g-strings!)

    I guess “P” wasn’t too worried about seepage! (note to self – don’t visit CR for the next 9 months and 18 years! He he)….

    …. What do you pay a slut…errr dancer for services like this???

    … I just gave “P” 120, which she didn’t even count. “P” told me her schedule and I told her that I’d definitely be back to see her again…and back to cream her cunt again! He he. Of course, I didn’t make any vulgar comments like that to her face – just thought them! He he…. I watched “P” and her fine little azz walk topless to the dressing room…

    …walking to the back with a FULL load of my gooey cum in her G-string…and hopefully not with some of my semen swimming up her reproductive tract!!!

    Aftermath…
    …I headed to my car and rinsed off my cock with alcohol. No problems after P’s stripper slide….

    ….It was all too easy with “P”. In hindsight, I should have gotten her number for future booty calls, becuz a slut like that is a must have in your hobby phone. Does anyone know if “P” will swallow a load of cum? I assume if she will let you cum on her pussy and keep your cum in her g-string, that she would have no problems swallowing and eating a load of cum!….

    …. Also, might be a good idea to check “P”’s g-string for old, crusty cum before DATY or a stripper slide. I know that I will!!! Might be a good idea to catch her at the beginning of her shift and not at the end as well! He he.

    On my way out, ran into another ex Plat Hooker named “M” - Somewhat of a dog face and very plain in appearance. She said she worked at Plat for 6 months and loved to swallow cum. She had only been at CR a week and was too nervous about sucking a bare cock and swallowing cum at this time. I can’t remember her for sure, but I have vague memories of feeding her cum at Plat 4 years ago.

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    Great story. Quite humorous and with a Victorian flavor mixed with street jargon. I think this might be the most uniquely written story I've ever read.

 

 

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